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oh damn starlock. that shit is funny. i am so glad you said something... hahaha stay away from me hahahahahahahaha

yer killing me bendi.

you should do exactly what your friends tell you to do and forget about her. no chick is worth starting a war over when shes somebody elses to begin with. if she wanted to be with you she would already be with you. she probably doesn't see you that way, she probably just wants to be friends. she probably knows you like her, and is glad she's with the guy she is with, so that she doesn't have to bother rejecting you.

you probably only like her because she is hot. and if you think she is a really cool person, then she probably isnt the person you think she is. shes probably a lame-ass insecure bitch who is just really good at making it sound like she understands you, but really shes just good at asking you questions that keep you talking. if you think her personality is awesome, then she has tricked you.

yours is a case that i have seen a hundred times. your odds are VERY VERY bad. i would say that you are fucked, unless you are like in fourth grade, where the chicks are pretty much acting randomly. you have a chance if your in fourth grade, but probably you are more like in nineth grade or something.

but there is good news! i will hook you up my friend. gimme your zip code and i'll letcha know whos workin there, tell em pimpy sent ya for a discount!

Dear Pimpy

I have a night out on the town this weekend, and I know I should dress to wow the ladies, but I don't know how to do it.  Got any fashion advice?

sorry guys, i been busy.

okay lets see... we got bendi and machi. again. oh and revolution wrote something too. i answer these in order.



bendi seems to dout my power. bendi, i am pimpy. pimpy knows all. pimpy knows where you at because of you walk and because of you talk. if you in the 9th grade, i know cuz you talk like one and you got the same 9th grade problems. it is easy for pimpy. he is riting for a reezon.

as for the second part... uh... i dont get that shit. ask her out and do the sports thing or whatever. whats the problem? hit that shit. you thinkin about it too much. stop thinking, just smile and don be afraid to fuck up, and you wont. chicks only know you fucked up if you act like you fucked up, so as long as you dont act like you fuct up, you can fuck up all you want and they wont know. thats the best i can give you, smile and pretend you cant fuck up and then you really cant.



machi, you ast me this one before! i reconize your red square! i make it more clear this time.

silk boxers. or none.
shoes that aren't sneakers.
socks that match the shoes.
jeans.
and undershirt.
long sleev overshirt with buttons and the cuffs folded back.

this is just something to build from, cuz really you want to wear shit that blends in, yknow, like i said LAST time you ast me this. but theres somethin for you to start from. read the other one back there, this one is just fuckin continue from that one.



revolution. the hotter somebody is, the more they all on you. this is like fisicle law. ask einstine. he tell ya. the only thing that can change it is booze. so you could be not hot and have them all on you if they was drunk, but why you not wanna be hot? everybody wanna be hot, don be stupid. chicks get free shit for bein hot, so be hot. it don hurt your legs to have them all on you if you on your back like you suppos to be. but do leg workouts anyway, makes your hotpants look better. have fun with that shit. all join you some time.

damn imp,

it sounds like hes doin pretty good alreddy. four is a very respectable number for a seven year old kid. there are 2 things you can do. one thing is regular kind of encourage, like give him the high fives and tell him he is the shit. kids need that shit sometimes.

the other thing you do is give the kid money. dates are expensive. when you first tameing a girl, it can cost a lot. you gotta spend money to make money you know? so if he wants to get his new bitch a $60 dress for her birfday, let him do it. that money turns strait into female loyalty. and if it doesnt, you can always ask for the dress back.

one more thing. you shoud give your kid the talk, if you havent alreddy. you know the one, with the dick mittens and the babys. i know you think "oh, hes only 7, he dont need to know that stuff..." well gess what? in a cupple years he gonna be 9, and that shit gonna be important. ESPESHly cuz he probably got his girls at his same school. he see these girl each day, so better if hes responsable, you know? thanks for riteing!

oh mr red square, you think you SO funny. like i know how to cook eggs. i mean, you could try putting a little milk or a little water in the scrambd eggs, or you could get onna them sausages, like for pizza, and make a sasage omlet. or you could put ketchup on em.

but really, you should get a bitch to do it. just keep bringin girls home and have them make breakfast the next day, until one is really good at eggs. there you go, a bird with two stones. hey, i just noticed your name is 'eggdar' hahaha thas funny.

dear karasu

i wouldn even rip her in half, id just chuck her really hard. it don matter where. up, down, sideways. pick a direction, it don matter if you chuck her hard enough. also if you chuck her hard enough, theres no body left to hide. just like uh... like red mist, yeah? also i don have to not be caught. do it in front of a bunch of people and jus be like "you didn see shit" what are they gonna do? i'm fuckin superman

superman is the shit. imma see that movie hahaha i hope he chucks a bitch really hard

i don think i could be gay with lois aroun. that bitch is fine.

if superman fucks, does it kill the chick? im not sayin that would stop me, im jus curious.

is chill karasu. i know its 'ask pimpy', but i aint yer mama. but yeah i was thinkin that whole rip in half thing. like you might have to go thru a bunch of women for jus one fuck. hahaha she be like 'im ripping in half, slow down dammit'

Dude, whatever.  If you were superman, you'd just fly away and shit.  no explainations needed.