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Reply #60 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted June 22, 2006, 08:16:37 AM

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shit, ferget the cops. thas one of the first things id look at if i was superman, what to do with the cops. do you kill them all or jus tell them to leave? no more cops in metropolis, they jus get in supermans way.

shit yall. now when i see the movie imma want all this shit to happen, and imma wanna yell at the screen when it doesnt. our superman movie would be way better. it would be called 'superman kills all the cops and fucks all the women to death'. fuck yea.


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Reply #61 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted June 22, 2006, 08:18:40 AM

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You know... this should be made into a webcomic somewhere....


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Reply #62 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted June 22, 2006, 08:37:43 AM

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lrsdude does comics, but that bitch is in china or some shit. i don think hes edgy enough to do something that good anyway, he does shitty baby jokes. we need someone who does blood and fine bitches and dead fine bitches. you think maybe beldaran would do it? i know she at least does the fine bitches and blood.


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Reply #63 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted June 23, 2006, 10:03:48 AM

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Hey now... just because such a story would be pornographic and violent, and gratuitously so, and... well not offensive to my sensibilities exactly, but just kinda... I dunno, I mean I can see why something like that would be entertaining, but I wouldn't want to spend my time on it. But that doesn't mean I couldn't do, I could totally draw loads or retarded sex and gore... I just don't think I'd want to. I doubt Beldaran would want to either. Just a lot of work for a result that's kinda meaningless.


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Reply #64 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted June 24, 2006, 12:22:55 PM

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lrsdude, you more gay then superman. go back to your baby comics.


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Reply #65 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted June 24, 2006, 12:56:36 PM

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Okay fine, you want somma this? When I get home I'll open a new thread called "The Fucked up Adventures of Superman." People will be able to post to suggest what happens next, and it will be absolutely horrible and NSFW. Happy?


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Reply #66 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted June 24, 2006, 01:00:44 PM

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yea, cuz you my bitch. haha

lrsdude does what i say.

whats nsfw? acshully i dont care, jus draw that shit.


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Reply #67 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted June 26, 2006, 01:11:07 PM

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Alright you two, knock it off. You fight like a married couple.

Ok, that thought just traumatized me.

Though I do have a question for you pimpy....

Does nothing actually exist? Because if there's nothing, there is no existence in that place, therefore in the absence of something, nothing exists. If nothing exists, then nothing exists, and there isn't anything there. So if nothing is nonexistant, then there's nothing there and it doesn't exist. So I go back to my question now... does nothing actually exist?


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Reply #68 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted June 26, 2006, 01:43:01 PM

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Dear Pimpy,

There's this girl I met in Austin a few months back that was going to come visit me at my place in College Station for some vodka and fun times, but ended up cancelling on me due to "too much school work" and then dropped off the face of the earth. I thought maybe she got cold feet or I just pissed her off.

Last week said girl called me up at midnight inviting me to a concert with her for the next day (we're both in the Dallas area for the summer). I said I'd definitely like to go, but would she like to hang out for a while right now or does she need to go home to bed? Skipping lots of boring shit, she met up with me at a 24 hour eatery, greeted me by giving me a huge hug and then kissing me, then we talked for a while and made out a good bit. She said she'd call me the next day when she got off work so I could meet up with her and go to the concert. I was not aware of the venue, band name, or any of that shit, just that it was an 80's cover band.

She didn't call, or answer her phone at all the next day. It's been three or four days now and she not only hasn't called, she didn't respond to me over AIM (to be fair, she didn't respond to our mutual friend over AIM either, nor someone she didn't know).

So what I want to know is, what the hell would make a bitch act like this and what should I do about it?


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Reply #69 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted June 30, 2006, 07:59:38 AM

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holy shit you guyys

i is FUCKED up.

been hittin the hooch

the sos.

hahaha... you kjhnow.

is good shit.

okay karasu baby, ...

i dont know what you just said.

at all.

sorry.

goodking, welcome. that bitch you talking about about. bitches are carzy. fucking outta they minds n shit. lose her number and getta differnt bitch. i know shes hot, if she wasnt fine you wouldn sweat that shit, but fuck an A man, that bitch fuckin crazy. lose her number. lose her... um... AIM. loose it all. you dont need that shit. nothin but trouble. you dont need it.

this bitch has a hund4red problems that you don even know about. you know what im saying? i bet her daddy fucked her. is fuckin sad, but you cant do shit. run away. get away. that shit will ruin you. run.

thanks for riting! -pimpy bitches!


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Reply #70 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted June 30, 2006, 07:03:14 PM

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Dear Pimpy,

If you could have any superpower, any at all, what would it be? My boyfriend says his superpower is the magic radio finger. He can push any button on the car radio and it always has a great song playing on that station. Do you think that power is kinda cool or kinda lame?

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Reply #71 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted July 11, 2006, 06:34:13 AM

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hmm... magic radio finger. thats not so bad. i mean theres a lot of powers better, but its better than no power. cuz the radio is shitty a lot. peeple today got no taste. so i dont thinks its so bad.

as for what my power would be, i dont know... acshully that one was really hard, i had to think about it a lot. usually that shit is easy, i just answer the questions and its easy. this one was hard.

i mean it was like, first maybe like to be super strong, so i could take what i want, but then it was like i already take what i want. then maybe like to not be hurt, but really i dont get hurt, peeple cant hurt me anyway. then maybe like to see thru shit, but like i can just go look. it was always the same shit. like mind control, i can already make peeple do what i want them to do. i thout super speed, cuz like i could do more of all the shit i do. but then its like, no, cuz i already do all the shit i wanna do and i have enough time to do it, so i dont need more time to do it.

so im thinkin all this, and i thinks, maybe im already a superhero. that might be sweet to have that magic radio finger tho.


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Reply #72 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted July 11, 2006, 03:25:04 PM

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Dear Pimpy

What is the ultimate answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything?


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Reply #73 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted July 11, 2006, 06:02:20 PM

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karasu, that souns familiar. thats like a gondy question.

i think you cant really answer that question, cuz like it would be too long, cuz like... its got all these qualitations... the answer is different at different times.

i think this is a question that each person needs to ask they own penis. as long as you don let it get emotional, yer dick will never steer you wrong. trust it.


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Reply #74 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted July 11, 2006, 06:19:12 PM

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What if you dont have a penis, Pimpy?


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Reply #75 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted July 13, 2006, 05:28:46 PM

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i guess you would listen to your cooch. but then you tits wanna say somethin too... mebbe thas why lotsa chicks are confused?

i dont know. what does your cooch tell you, and wat does your tits think about it?


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Reply #76 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted July 14, 2006, 12:05:07 PM

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Dear Pimpy,
How many bitches could a bitchslapper slap if a bitchslapper could slap bitches?


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Reply #77 in Re: Ask Pimpy — Posted July 14, 2006, 02:10:21 PM

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but a bitchslapper CAN slap bitches, or he wouldn be a bitchslapper. so really its like how many bitches could a bitchslapper slap. lemme check my numbers.

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3 billion. there you go.