Hey guys, I figured I'd get the accent and slang questionnaire done in one whack- sorry if it's a bit low quality, this was the only gorram way that the board would let me post it.  Now you get to hear my whiny nasal voice.

Scix, you and my shrink sound so much alike. Wow.

Next time I see him, it will be quite an effort to refrain from asking if he has or wants a son named Otto. 

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
Stream

2. What is the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
Trolley

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
Lunch box

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
Frying pan

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
Couch

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Gutter

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
Porch

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Pop/Soft drink

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Pancake.

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
Vienna

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Swimming trunks

12. Shoes worn for sports.
Trainers

13. Putting a room in order.
Tidy up

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
Firefly

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
Woodlouse

16. The childrens' playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
See-saw

17. How do you eat your pizza?
By the slice

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Car boot sale

19. What's the evening meal?
Dinner

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Cellar.

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
Drinking fountain.


I've been told I sound posh sometimes, although I think my accent is Generic Northern England. I was born in Ireland and used to have a slight twang but for the most part thats gone now, although other Irish people/people with a lot of Irish relatives can still tell

And here's me thinking you have just picked up my Potteries accent!

Ay up Duck, At owe rate? Ast thee got thee Oatcakes?

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Okay, this took THREE tries...cause well...I'm either not awake this morning or having a bad brain day. Haha. First try was using the generic Windows Sounds Recorder...which worked awesome except it only recorded 60 seconds and cut me off....too bad it was minimized while I read questions off the screen and I read ALL the answers, then realized I had only recorded 5 of them.
Attempt to I used Audacity, thought I hit record, hurriedly switched Windows to read questions....finished and then realized I must have missed the damn button. So yeah...third time's a charm.

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
Stream or creek

2. What is the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
Grocery cart

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
Lunchbox

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
Skillet

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
Couch

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Eavestrough

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
Porch

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
pop

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
pancake

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
Submarine or sub

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
swim trunks

12. Shoes worn for sports.
running shoes

13. Putting a room in order.
Tidying

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
firefly

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
sow bug

16. The childrens' playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
See saw

17. How do you eat your pizza?
How is this relevant?

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Garage sale

19. What's the evening meal?
dinner

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are? Basement

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
water fountain

Approves.