Simply put, if you drink and dial (or drink and post) here's the place to do it.

Goddamn my addiction to dirty dirty gimlet martinis (vodka, olive juice, lime juice, in vague amounts, drunk out of a small saucer...)

It should be noted this thread is intended for necromancy, for I intend fully to post here when gleefully trashed.

Keep in mind that these few four sentences have taken me a full three minutes to complete, when they would nominally take thirty seconds.

Yes, Monkey is living to his name.

That's not a Gimlet or a Martini.

First, Gimlets and Martinis are usually mutually exclusive.

Second, while there is technically such a thing as a Vodka Gimlet, they're usually made with Gin.

Bleckh.

Flavored Martinis are gross. Martinis in general are pretty gross, now that I think about it, but I'm not much of a gin person anyway.

White Russians are still my drink of choice, though I don't drink a whole lot.

I don't drink very often these days. When I do I'm rather partial to gin myself.

This works out well because then goo leaves my damn booze alone. I however like white russians so his booze is not safe from me!

I win at life!

Never been drunk, but I had this experience with Ambien CR and a pain killer on accident that led me to have a conversation I don't remember having, to this day.

If this thread existed over 6 months ago when I was either pissed or stoned all the time, I would have beat the word association thread.

Naw naw, the sour apple martini doesn't have gin. (Dramallama can't drink it, gives him migraines)
It's just vodka, apple pucker, an apple jolly rancher and yeah. Super yum.

Sounds like a Kryptonite: Sprite, vodka and Apple Pucker.

I will be shortly. However, I will not be posting here when I am.

Hitler didn't like gin...



























it made him a mean when he drank it.