Author Topic: Are you drunk? Post here. (Read 66750 times)

MetaCortex · « **Reply #1340 on:** January 17, 2012, 04:42:30 PM »

Though not drunk at the moment, I feel compelled to post here anyway. Got SUPER INCREDIBLE DRUNK last night, went to bed at about 1:30, puked at about 3:30, woke up at 8:00 and did manual labor for five hours, and just got home after a two hour drive. I think I'm going to be queasy for at least the rest of the afternoon/night. Hell, I might even just go to bed now. Yay for consequences!

Arachne · « **Reply #1341 on:** January 20, 2012, 10:46:48 AM »

Half the wine bottle down. The other half to go. This tastes terrible.

OH ballsacks it's only like a quarter of the bottle. Fawk.

I feel like I'm going to throw up. That's fine. The rage-eating of a big fat cheeseburger made me feel sick anyway.

I just don't wanna lose the liquor content. It's coo, though. I 've got most of this bottle left and then there's some captain morgans too. I hate the way it tastes but I need to stop thinking and just... watch shit spin.

Arachne · « **Reply #1342 on:** January 20, 2012, 11:14:18 AM »

ZEE WINE BOTTLE EES EMPTY

SECOND WINE BOTTLE GO GO GO GO

Arachne · « **Reply #1343 on:** January 20, 2012, 11:53:12 AM »

YOU GUYS. LIQUOR SOLVES ALL THE PROBLEMS.

I mean obviously not really but everything is just plainf unny now. I know it's dumb. I have to pee SO BAD and that's funy too. If I pee I'll get more wine. THis is sa great plan!

I deleted things off facbook because DRAMAMAAAA.

NO ONE WaNtS DRAMAS. And also I like being employed.

catfishncod · « **Reply #1344 on:** January 20, 2012, 08:13:21 PM »

Awwww.

I do believe that's an alcohol flush, Spider.

Me, I have Warm Banana Cream Pie. (That's banana liqueur and hot chocolate.)

DarthParadox · « **Reply #1345 on:** January 20, 2012, 10:52:43 PM »

Working on a vodka'n'Grand Marnier, after a couple rum'n'cokes. Only starting to feel warm - but then again, it's my third drink in four hours, so I'm not exactly outpacing my ability to process the alcohol.

K · « **Reply #1346 on:** January 28, 2012, 11:05:37 PM »

I RAN OUT OF WHISKY BEFORE I RAN OUT OF SOUR

THIS IS TERRIBLE

also opera doesn't think whisky is a word

MetaCortex · « **Reply #1347 on:** January 29, 2012, 12:01:07 AM »

Red red wine you make me feel so fine, keep me rockin all of de time! WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO

TGU · « **Reply #1348 on:** January 29, 2012, 03:57:37 AM »

Quote from: K on January 28, 2012, 11:05:37 PM

I RAN OUT OF WHISKY BEFORE I RAN OUT OF SOUR

THIS IS TERRIBLE

also opera doesn't think whisky is a word

That's because it's spelled "whiskey."

Rawr! I'm A Panda · « **Reply #1349 on:** January 29, 2012, 04:30:57 AM »

Quote from: TGU on January 29, 2012, 03:57:37 AM

That's because it's spelled "whiskey."

Not if it's Scottish.

S_C · « **Reply #1350 on:** January 29, 2012, 04:34:01 AM »

Whisky: distilled in Scotland, Wales, Canada, and Japan.
Whiskey: distilled in Ireland or America

TGU · « **Reply #1351 on:** January 29, 2012, 04:41:49 AM »

Well see there's the root of my confusion. I drink Irish whiskey. Because it is the best whiskey.

Imaginary · « **Reply #1352 on:** February 10, 2012, 10:42:59 PM »

San Frnacisco beer week started tonight. A week. Of beer. With beer. Lots of beer. Allllllllll week.

I love when that happenss.

Count PuPPula · « **Reply #1353 on:** February 11, 2012, 12:35:03 AM »

Ugh. Stupid medicine. Two beers and I feel like craaap.

S_C · « **Reply #1354 on:** March 03, 2012, 03:02:39 AM »

I'm so unhappy. All the time I'm over critical of everything. I can't think of a girl as attractive. I have to be bitchy and dreadful about her. She's too thin, too underdressed,
SOmething. All rhe time I just hear poison words coming from my mouth. I can't stop. I used to be so nice and now I'm so nasty. Thank Christ for autocorrect. Yes it makes funny mistakes sometimes, but mostly it's great.

Anyway, I'm really worried about not being a nice person anymor. I don't know how to
Change back. I want tO go back to trusting my partner to love me best. I'm sick of being jealous and scared and hell get so sick of me of I don't stop this Druid behavior. I want a cigarette. After 18
Months, give
Me a drink and I want a fucking smoke so bad. But I'm really worried about this while being a bitch thing. I don't know how to stop and it's worrying the fick outbid me.

So, I need to work out how to stop being a bitch and stop being scared by morning please.

Thanks,

Sarah-C. I even remember my pseudonym. And how to spell it. Pseudonym. See?

S*S · « **Reply #1355 on:** March 03, 2012, 06:54:50 PM »

A girl tonight said I had eyes like stainglassed windows. Remember to analyse later

S*S · « **Reply #1356 on:** March 03, 2012, 08:01:18 PM »

The highs are worth the lows.

toolazytoworktoobusytostop · « **Reply #1357 on:** March 03, 2012, 08:30:33 PM »

Love is hard. Life is harder. One makes the other easier, somehow.

P4N · « **Reply #1358 on:** March 27, 2012, 01:34:30 AM »

Beer gives me a nice buzz. It's a sad thing that work will be here so soon.

Tamsin · « **Reply #1359 on:** March 27, 2012, 07:15:15 AM »

I haven't been drunk in far too long.

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