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thedrunkenmonkey Reply #720 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 07, 2008, 10:33:08 PM
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Inebriated Simian (Skype: thedrunkenmonkey)
Whiskey and ikea products, waiting to tell a cute girl she's being thought about.
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Norq Reply #721 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 07, 2008, 11:26:16 PM
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I'm a weasel.
Dear whoever decided to donate 23 bottles of GOOD champagne to my theater:

BLESS YOU!!!!


I love getting to help finish a bottle of champagne after every show.  It's nummy.  And makes me happy.
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Short and stout.

I *leaf* my Boy.
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TGU Reply #722 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 08, 2008, 12:54:35 AM
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First three Mike's are down.  Time for the mixed.

Sans mixers.  Unless Bailey's counts as a mixer.

My hands feel funny!
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TGU Reply #723 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 08, 2008, 02:26:52 AM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"
Hahahahaha

Mythbusters while drunk.  This is the best.

Edit: now my feet feel funny.  I love days off. :meh:
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Pixie Reply #724 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 08, 2008, 02:34:03 AM
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I prefer the days off that I remember afterwards. Wink
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TGU Reply #725 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 08, 2008, 03:26:40 AM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"
Oh, don't worry.  I'll remember todaty...errrr, yesterday.

Hell, I remember most of that night at Darth and Cythy's, and that was the mostr drunk I've ever beewn.

Now I'm off to do unspeakable things to Wilsonb.  See you mooks tomorrow.
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Narcissa Reply #726 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 08, 2008, 04:24:10 AM
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Banana hammock.
This is PuPP I am postinfg from my girlfriends sn because she's totally hot, and anyeways, we have drunked alcam ohals and it is tasty. And did I mention that she is hot. and here. And, hahaha, because I totally getsto grope her. Muahahaha. And later we're totally gonna set shit on fire.
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Narcissa Reply #727 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 08, 2008, 04:25:16 AM
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Banana hammock.
So, he's totally not really that drunk, unless I'm miscalculating, but yay fun! Apparently I am miscalculating, but that's pretty cool.  I am only very slightly drunk but will work on that.  I bought lots of alcohol at the Duty Free place because I CAN.

~Narc.
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Sean Reply #728 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 08, 2008, 05:20:30 AM
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Boom
Man, there's beer in the fridge and I really want more, but I have to go to work. Bah!

Bah I say!
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Tamsin Reply #729 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 10, 2008, 10:29:22 PM
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I am juuuust drunk enough to start to lose the ability to touch-type. And it's all because of the Illuminati.

No. REALLY. I swear.
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Bunner Reply #730 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 10, 2008, 10:32:31 PM
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Illuminati? Sounds like a job for JC Denton!
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Tamsin Reply #731 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 10, 2008, 10:36:40 PM
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You jest but it is TRUE.

The Illuminati are to blame. Them and their dolphins and pyramids with eyes and trilogies.
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Bunner Reply #732 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 10, 2008, 10:40:33 PM
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Wolpertinger > Bunnicula

EYE OF PROVIDENCE IS WATCHING U DRINK.
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Tamsin Reply #733 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 10, 2008, 10:45:12 PM
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*pokes it in the eye*

Poke poke.
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Bunner Reply #734 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 10, 2008, 10:56:54 PM
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Wolpertinger > Bunnicula
Do not antagonize the evil eye.

*hangs a blue hand-shaped pendant on your neck*

There you go. No more evil eye!



Actually, I should go see if that book of superstitions is still over at the Sally Ann store....
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Tamsin Reply #735 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 10, 2008, 10:59:29 PM
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Hey man. Eris has got my back.

Don't make me post pictures of my tattoo.

(No, really... I don't have any current ones, and trying to take a picture of your own backside is very difficult.)

*throws a red horn filled with salt, a blue glass circle surrounding a blue-irised eyed, and a weird blown-glass hollow ball at you*
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Bunner Reply #736 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 10, 2008, 11:04:36 PM
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Wolpertinger > Bunnicula
Are we talking Eris as:
a) goddess of discord
b) jumping spider
c) dwarf planet

I'm gonna say "a".... Unless you're trying to emulate Atlas, in which case I'm going with "c".
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Tamsin Reply #737 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 10, 2008, 11:06:44 PM
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The apple says 'kallisti'.
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Bunner Reply #738 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 10, 2008, 11:12:06 PM
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Bunner sees your golden apple, and raises you this:

(click to show/hide)
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Tamsin Reply #739 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 10, 2008, 11:21:37 PM
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Okay now I don't have THAT on my ass. (And besides, Callisto /= kallisti.)
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