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Norq Reply #820 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted October 15, 2008, 06:58:21 PM
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We have that here.  It's called 99 bottles, and they do indeed have 99 different beers and ciders.  They give you a card, and the people mark down which ones you're having each time you visit.  I don't know what you get when you've had all 99, 'cause I'm not much of a beer drinker.
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Scix Reply #821 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted October 17, 2008, 09:54:21 PM

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1 pint Fisherman's ale
1 shot (friendly shot, not tourist shot) Jameson's


x2

Lovely.

Though the bars close earlier than I expected, and the 2nd was drunk a bit quicklier than I expected to need to.
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Klaus von Phisstybuns Reply #822 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted October 18, 2008, 12:23:49 AM
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1/3 of a 40oz of whiskey mixed delightfully with tonic, and fruity goodness . . . several smokes with great company, and 8 beers at the dance.  Plenty of glow.

Cute guy I've been oogling for a while had quite the experience tonight, especially after I bought him several beers.

Also groped, fondled, and generally molested by most of the women on the dance floor.  FOR YAY!!!
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Coani Reply #823 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted October 31, 2008, 11:24:43 PM

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Started about 5 with dinner and a beer.  My minion in is town, she lives in a small town on the peninsula, so she wanted to socialize.  Then there were costume competitions, and raffles, and more beer.  Then my Cute Nerd Boy showed up.  More beer.  Then sangria.  Then, when we left the cafe, he offered us drinks from his home brewed hard cider.  Then (so sweet!) he made me take his hip flask!  Now I have something in addition to thoughts of him to keep me warm at drill this weekend.   Love
But oh my lord, I'm drunk!  My minion is too to though, so it's all good!
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TGU Reply #824 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 04, 2008, 05:16:31 PM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"

I'm nice and tiddly right now on Bombay Sapphire gin.  When that's gone I'll switch to Bailey's.

My fingers feel...funny.  OH M"y GOD I SHOULD DO NANO LIKE THIS.\

They just called Florida "too close to call!"  Drink!
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TGU Reply #825 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 04, 2008, 06:28:42 PM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"

Now i'm pretty solidyly drunk.  And playibng WoW.  And debating politics on the Mulgore General chat.

It's fun!
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jabbaciv Reply #826 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 04, 2008, 06:45:06 PM
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Getting there. Avoiding WoW because my big TV is downstairs and I took the computer room TV downstairs also, so I can have dual election coverage. CNN on one, MSNBC on the other.

WHISKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
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TGU Reply #827 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 04, 2008, 07:04:59 PM
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BAILEYYYYS.

It's funny because most of he Conservaive players on Coilfang are rpubls.  Hahahahaha I'm GLAOTING as Obama takes even MORE states.

I think he mighrt actually win!
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Klaus von Phisstybuns Reply #828 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 04, 2008, 09:06:02 PM
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  . . . . Oh dear god . . . .

Getting drunk tonight was not a pleasant idea.

I'm going to retire for a couple've weeks.
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Jemini Reply #829 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 10, 2008, 11:45:19 PM

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I'm blue, dabba de.

Sweeny Todd drinking game with blueberry vodka and cherry pepsi. One drink anyone says "Mr. Todd" (or Mr T. for Mrs. Lovett) and 2 drinks any time he kills someone. Oh  yeah, I cant feel my face.

Dont try my drink of choice unless you like really sweet drinks. Being diabetic, I dont get to have many sweet things, and this kills my sweet tooth for at leatst a month!
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Klaus von Phisstybuns Reply #830 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 13, 2008, 06:28:11 AM
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Holy hell was I hammered last night.  Year end celebration for the branch was a rousing success!  All 8 of us ended up spending about 500$ in total 114$ of which was actually spent on food, the rest was boozahol.  There was laughter, dancing, stripping, groping, eating, and WAY to much drinking.  halfsmile

There was a million pictures taken with my boss' camera.  Several of them have me with my tie on my head, then someone else's head, and then eventually one of the tellers ended up wearing it for the rest of the night.  Was there music?  Nope.  But it didn't take us long to grab an iPod with dock and CRANK up the tunes! LOL! Thank GAWD we're in a small community where we know the business owners on a personal level (in fact, I ran their kitchen for a summer).  There was even some pole dancing played by the part of moi . . of which there is pictures, I just have to convince my boss to cough them up and send them to my email.

Afterwards there was a small after party at my manager's place where some of us had MORE drinks, more dancing, and plenty of smoke. ^^; It was faboo.  However, I shouldn't've had beer - oh dear god I shouldn't've had beer.  Also, going to sleep at 2 in the morning when you have to get up at 7 isn't the greatest idea, but today is my birthday and I'm allowed to be completely hung over at my desk all day . . . well, at least that's what my boss says.  halfsmile

Which is good because I feel like  Sick
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S*S Reply #831 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 28, 2008, 07:01:34 PM
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I AM YOUNG

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AND BUSY WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I SHALL NEVER GROW OLD OR DIE
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Black Lace Reply #832 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 28, 2008, 07:46:12 PM

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Heavily medicated for your protection.

I drank 8 beers, and I am delightfully inebriated!
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Tamsin Reply #833 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 28, 2008, 08:12:14 PM
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Norq Reply #834 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 29, 2008, 01:45:14 AM
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I'm a weasel.

I am mostly sober now, but I had some good wine at my sister-in-law's birthday party.

I did not partake in the tequila, which is good.  Everyone who did partake ended up in an orgy, and I find the idea of participating in an orgy with my sister-in-law to be a little awkward.  My brother did not understand why I found the situation a little uncomfy.  Luckily, several of his friends did, and I had company until I was sobered up and came home.
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Lady Malchav Reply #835 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 30, 2008, 12:49:48 AM

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This is why I don't drink... often:


(3:29:47 AM) ladymalchav: THIS NIGHT HAS TURNED OUT KIND OF SUCKY
(3:29:49 AM) ladymalchav: THO
(3:30:02 AM) NIKKI: WHY
(3:31:00 AM) ladymalchav: WELL
(3:31:15 AM) ladymalchav: WE WENT OUT AND RENTED, LIKE, 6 VIDEOS, CAUSE WE WANTED TO HAVE A HORROR NIGHT
(3:31:27 AM) ladymalchav: AND THEN WE GOT A BUNCH OF TWISTED TEA AND JEGAR
(3:31:32 AM) ladymalchav: AND GOT KIND OF DRUNK
(3:31:44 AM) ladymalchav: AND THEN THEY WANTED TO GO OUT TO A BAR AN SHIT, AND I WAS LIKE 'OKAY;
(3:31:49 AM) ladymalchav: AND THEN WE GOT EVEN DRUNKER
(3:32:03 AM) ladymalchav: AND THEN THERE WAS LAST CALL AND MY LITTLE SISER IS WAS LIEK WOAH DRUNK
(3:32:14 AM) ladymalchav: AND I FELL DOWN AND I THINK I SPRIANED MY ANKLE AGAIN WORSE
(3:32:23 AM) NIKKI: AWW
(3:32:30 AM) ladymalchav: AND THEN ON THE RIDE HOME SHE PUKES ON THE CAR
(3:32:44 AM) ladymalchav: AND THE NICE FRIEND GUY WHO IS TAKING CARE OF US, I FELL SO BAD FOR HIM
(3:32:56 AM) ladymalchav: AND SHE TOOK A SHOWER AND IS SLEEPING ALL PASSED OUT NOW
(3:33:07 AM) ladymalchav: AND HE'S IN THE BATHROOM AND IM AFRAID HE'S PASSED OUT ON THE POTTY
(3:33:14 AM) NIKKI: LOL
(3:33:24 AM) ladymalchav: AND IM LIKE 'WTF' I DONT WAN TO GO TO SLEEP CAUSE SHE MIGHT DIE AND IM AL LIKE DRUNK, TOO
(3:33:31 AM) ladymalchav: AND... JUST... FUCK, I HATE DRINKING
(3:33:50 AM) ladymalchav: OH, AND IM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK
(3:33:54 AM) ladymalchav: BUT I DONT HAVE ANY INHALER
(3:34:01 AM) NIKKI: CALM DOWN
(3:34:23 AM) NIKKI: MAKE SURE SHE'S SLEEPING ON HER SIDE IN CASE SHE PUKES
(3:34:29 AM) NIKKI: SO SHE DOESN'T CHOKE
(3:34:43 AM) ladymalchav: SHE IS AND SHE HAS A BUCKET SO BIG SISTER DOESNT KILL HER FOR PUKING ON THE COUCH
(3:34:55 AM) ladymalchav: I HAD TO HALEP HER TAKE A SHOWER, MAN
(3:35:00 AM) ladymalchav: THIS IS NOT FUN TIMES, SHE IS MY SISTER
(3:35:05 AM) NIKKI: THAT'S HOT
(3:35:16 AM) NIKKI: I MEAN WOW YOU'RE A GREAT SISTER
(3:35:20 AM) ladymalchav: NOT FOR ME  Sad
(3:39:43 AM) ladymalchav: LOL, I LIKE TO THINK I AM
(3:39:56 AM) ladymalchav: MAN, I WOULD HAVE RATHER MUCH RATHER STAYED IN AND WATCHED THE MOVIES
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Scix Reply #836 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 30, 2008, 07:42:53 PM

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TGU Reply #838 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted December 18, 2008, 01:29:25 AM
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Oh man.  Straight Drambuie.  YUM.
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There is no other way to drink Drambuie. Anyone who says otherwise is a heretic and should be burned at the stake.

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