This is why I don't drink... often:
(3:29:47 AM) ladymalchav: THIS NIGHT HAS TURNED OUT KIND OF SUCKY
(3:29:49 AM) ladymalchav: THO
(3:30:02 AM) NIKKI: WHY
(3:31:00 AM) ladymalchav: WELL
(3:31:15 AM) ladymalchav: WE WENT OUT AND RENTED, LIKE, 6 VIDEOS, CAUSE WE WANTED TO HAVE A HORROR NIGHT
(3:31:27 AM) ladymalchav: AND THEN WE GOT A BUNCH OF TWISTED TEA AND JEGAR
(3:31:32 AM) ladymalchav: AND GOT KIND OF DRUNK
(3:31:44 AM) ladymalchav: AND THEN THEY WANTED TO GO OUT TO A BAR AN SHIT, AND I WAS LIKE 'OKAY;
(3:31:49 AM) ladymalchav: AND THEN WE GOT EVEN DRUNKER
(3:32:03 AM) ladymalchav: AND THEN THERE WAS LAST CALL AND MY LITTLE SISER IS WAS LIEK WOAH DRUNK
(3:32:14 AM) ladymalchav: AND I FELL DOWN AND I THINK I SPRIANED MY ANKLE AGAIN WORSE
(3:32:23 AM) NIKKI: AWW
(3:32:30 AM) ladymalchav: AND THEN ON THE RIDE HOME SHE PUKES ON THE CAR
(3:32:44 AM) ladymalchav: AND THE NICE FRIEND GUY WHO IS TAKING CARE OF US, I FELL SO BAD FOR HIM
(3:32:56 AM) ladymalchav: AND SHE TOOK A SHOWER AND IS SLEEPING ALL PASSED OUT NOW
(3:33:07 AM) ladymalchav: AND HE'S IN THE BATHROOM AND IM AFRAID HE'S PASSED OUT ON THE POTTY
(3:33:14 AM) NIKKI: LOL
(3:33:24 AM) ladymalchav: AND IM LIKE 'WTF' I DONT WAN TO GO TO SLEEP CAUSE SHE MIGHT DIE AND IM AL LIKE DRUNK, TOO
(3:33:31 AM) ladymalchav: AND... JUST... FUCK, I HATE DRINKING
(3:33:50 AM) ladymalchav: OH, AND IM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK
(3:33:54 AM) ladymalchav: BUT I DONT HAVE ANY INHALER
(3:34:01 AM) NIKKI: CALM DOWN
(3:34:23 AM) NIKKI: MAKE SURE SHE'S SLEEPING ON HER SIDE IN CASE SHE PUKES
(3:34:29 AM) NIKKI: SO SHE DOESN'T CHOKE
(3:34:43 AM) ladymalchav: SHE IS AND SHE HAS A BUCKET SO BIG SISTER DOESNT KILL HER FOR PUKING ON THE COUCH
(3:34:55 AM) ladymalchav: I HAD TO HALEP HER TAKE A SHOWER, MAN
(3:35:00 AM) ladymalchav: THIS IS NOT FUN TIMES, SHE IS MY SISTER
(3:35:05 AM) NIKKI: THAT'S HOT
(3:35:16 AM) NIKKI: I MEAN WOW YOU'RE A GREAT SISTER
(3:35:20 AM) ladymalchav: NOT FOR ME

(3:39:43 AM) ladymalchav: LOL, I LIKE TO THINK I AM
(3:39:56 AM) ladymalchav: MAN, I WOULD HAVE RATHER MUCH RATHER STAYED IN AND WATCHED THE MOVIES