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Bunner Reply #760 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 30, 2008, 11:45:57 PM
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YIP, YIP, YIP!

OOOOOOOAAAWWWWWW.... B-OOZE. YIP. B-OOZE. YIP, YEP, YIP.
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Sean Reply #761 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 30, 2008, 11:49:39 PM
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Boom
yip yip

You know that saying "Beer then liquor; never been sicker. Liquor then beer; you're in the clear"? I've always found it to be the other way around.
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Vel Reply #762 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 30, 2008, 11:56:32 PM
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Nah.

And anyway, liquor and then liquor makes you dizzy. Weed probably doesn't help.

Why am I healing on my boyfriend's WoW acccount?  Huh?
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Sean Reply #763 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted August 30, 2008, 11:59:47 PM
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It probably doesn't help.

Re: WOW; because you are silly. I'm sure there are other reasons, but that one is most likely first and foremost.
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TGU Reply #764 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 05:07:51 PM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"
I will be tonight.  Wilson and I are trying to settle on a drinking game.  Our first idea was to turn on the RNC and have one of us do a shot every time they say "freedom" and the other do a shot every time they say "terrorist/terrorism" and see who gets drunk faster, but we determined there were two major flaws:

1.  We'd both end up getting an angry drunk on.
2.  We'd both end up with alcohol poisoning.

So now it looks like it'll be Star Wars.
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TGU Reply #765 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 06:45:32 PM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"
First shot.  R2 just got shot by the Jawas.

Edit: Second and third shots.  Luke was whiny.

Edit2: Oh god, we have to drink every time someone says "Kenobi."  Hadn't thought about the scene with the edless repetitions of "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.  You're my only hope."  Oh fuck.  My poor stomach!  this drink has no mixers in it!

Edit33: Whoa, I NEVER dtink this fast.  Fuck.

Edit[skulb]4[/sub]: ther's no way i'm lasting the whole movie at this rate.  holy fuck.  i've never actualy done a a real drinking ame beore.  Wow.
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Bunner Reply #766 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 07:09:46 PM
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You should slam a shot every time Leia shows more balls than any of the men.
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TGU Reply #767 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 07:12:31 PM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"
I'
m already on track to pass out from drunnkenness for the first tiem.  dont' maek it worsse.
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TGU Reply #768 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 07:12:50 PM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"
WOW.  Greatest spelling EVER.
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Bunner Reply #769 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 07:15:55 PM
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*sticks a measuring device of dubious origin into TGU*

Yep. This bird's done. Tongue
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TGU Reply #770 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 07:20:10 PM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"
For those keeeeping track, it's one shot every time:
-a lightsaber is lit or extinguished.
-anyone mentions the Force.
-Luke whines about something.
-anyone says "Kenobi."
-R2 or 3PO get damaged.
-anyone insults or boasts about the Millennium Falcon.
-anyone mentions the Death Star plans being carried by R2.
-anyone communicates via radio.

I copy/patesd that brvause I can't type right now,
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julia Reply #771 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 07:36:04 PM
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Oh, you.. *sits back and watches*
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jabbaciv Reply #772 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 07:39:29 PM
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I fully intend, in 2 months, to be playing the election night drinking game. I will be taking the following Wednesday off as a result. In 2004 this drinking game had me low-crawling to the bathroom after 30 minutes. The rules are simple.

-Every time somebody says that the election is too close to call or some variation, do a shot.
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TGU Reply #773 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 07:46:00 PM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"
I really, really plan on never pukin g from being druink. I  dom't think I;ll play that game.



Edit:  Wilson: "You can tell it's a great drinking game whem ypre cursing that your'e drinking."
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jabbaciv Reply #774 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 08:09:17 PM
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Just don't play that game with Jack Daniels Single Barrel. That was my mistake.
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TGU Reply #775 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 08:24:23 PM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"
My cureent drink is Coke, Midori and bodka.


The one efore that was the same, without the Coke.
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TGU Reply #776 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 08:32:31 PM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"
it is su;ch a good thing that we're not using the "danger, instandt death" rule of "one shot every time a laser blast if fired."  I would be unconsious rigth now if we were."
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Sean Reply #777 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 08:33:55 PM
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Oh man, you poor thing.
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TGU Reply #778 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 08:36:03 PM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"
Are ytiou kiddign?  This is fun!
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Sean Reply #779 in Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted September 04, 2008, 08:39:36 PM
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Boom
You say that now.

I'll talk to you tomorrow. *grin*
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