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thedrunkenmonkey    Topic opened November 15, 2006, 12:18:38 AM

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Inebriated Simian (Skype: thedrunkenmonkey)

Simply put, if you drink and dial (or drink and post) here's the place to do it.

Goddamn my addiction to dirty dirty gimlet martinis (vodka, olive juice, lime juice, in vague amounts, drunk out of a small saucer...)

It should be noted this thread is intended for necromancy, for I intend fully to post here when gleefully trashed.

Keep in mind that these few four sentences have taken me a full three minutes to complete, when they would nominally take thirty seconds.

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fae Reply #1 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 12:42:27 AM
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goo Reply #2 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 12:52:51 AM
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You are Too my Monkey

That's not a Gimlet or a Martini.

First, Gimlets and Martinis are usually mutually exclusive.

Second, while there is technically such a thing as a Vodka Gimlet, they're usually made with Gin.
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fae Reply #3 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 12:56:48 AM
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braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!

Oh good, I'm not the only one who thought it sounded gross.


I like frilly drinks.  Give me a sour apple martini any day of the week.  Want me to love you forever?  Make it one of those yummy frozen ones they serve at restaurants.  Mmmm....    yummers.
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goo Reply #4 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 12:58:17 AM
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You are Too my Monkey

Bleckh.

Flavored Martinis are gross. Martinis in general are pretty gross, now that I think about it, but I'm not much of a gin person anyway.

White Russians are still my drink of choice, though I don't drink a whole lot.
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fae Reply #5 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 01:02:27 AM
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braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!

Naw naw, the sour apple martini doesn't have gin.  (Dramallama can't drink it, gives him migraines)
It's just vodka, apple pucker, an apple jolly rancher and yeah.    Super yum.
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lil_poiple_ash Reply #6 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 01:05:28 AM

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Boobbah is watching you

I don't drink very often these days. When I do I'm rather partial to gin myself.

This works out well because then goo leaves my damn booze alone. I however like white russians so his booze is not safe from me!

I win at life!
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machiavelli33 Reply #7 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 01:14:11 AM
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choctaw Reply #8 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 06:16:48 AM

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Never been drunk, but I had this experience with Ambien CR and a pain killer on accident that led me to have a conversation I don't remember having, to this day.
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P4N Reply #9 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 07:40:27 AM

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The ladies I work with always go out and talk about this one drink- a trashcan. Why you would drink something named that in the first place I don't know. I guess it is like a long island iced tea, but with a shot of redbull... Anyone heard of it?
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Seven Reply #10 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 08:03:54 AM
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Mmmm, your so good to me Eggplant Mike

If this thread existed over 6 months ago when I was either pissed or stoned all the time, I would have beat the word association thread.
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Norq Reply #11 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 08:23:17 AM
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I'm a weasel.

Where was this thread last night?

Now I'm just hungover.
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TGU Reply #12 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 10:38:40 AM
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Naw naw, the sour apple martini doesn't have gin. (Dramallama can't drink it, gives him migraines)
It's just vodka, apple pucker, an apple jolly rancher and yeah. Super yum.

Sounds like a Kryptonite: Sprite, vodka and Apple Pucker.
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spookshow Reply #13 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 10:48:00 AM
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Your kung-fu is no good here.

Tonight, I plan on getting extremely drunk, if that counts.
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Majestrix Reply #14 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 10:54:45 AM
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The Sociopathic Queen Of Evil. And Ponies.

If I could drink, and I got really drunk, and I posted here, all it would be would be posts of very blatant booty calling.
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phobos Reply #15 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 01:11:53 PM

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I am about to commence a three-hour Asahi-fuelled anime binge. Wish me luck.
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Bunner Reply #16 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 04:14:14 PM
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I will be shortly. However, I will not be posting here when I am.
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Vel Reply #17 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 04:17:48 PM

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Why would anyone hate on gin? gin stands for GLORIOUS.
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qeantk Reply #18 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 04:19:31 PM
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Hitler didn't like gin...



























it made him a mean when he drank it.
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Seven Reply #19 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 04:20:02 PM
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Mmmm, your so good to me Eggplant Mike

Why would anyone hate on gin? gin stands for GLORIOUS.

In my experience; gin stands for broken dykes. Seriously, give a lesbian a bottle of gin and just wait for the train wreck to occur.
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