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icicole Reply #20 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 04:22:22 PM

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I'm about to go to Trivia night, at which they sell $3 Shiner Bock, 34 oz size Power Mugs.

I'll post after I drive my drunk ass home.

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thedrunkenmonkey Reply #21 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 04:52:14 PM

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That's not a Gimlet or a Martini.

First, Gimlets and Martinis are usually mutually exclusive.

Second, while there is technically such a thing as a Vodka Gimlet, they're usually made with Gin.

DOOD SHUT IT. YOU FAIL AT DRINKAGE.

White Russians are only milk and booze, ya big girl's blouse.

If I can make something called an espresso martini out of Kahlua, Bailey's, cold espresso, superchilled vodka and whipped cream, and have it turned into a special at Marcus' Martini Heaven, I can make a Dirty Limey Martini (which is what we're now calling my olive-lime-vodka-dry vermouth concoction).

And sorry, gin is only palatable with tonic water. Seperately, they're nasty. Together they're refreshingly tasty. If people are drinking them seperately I don't care how refined their tastes are or how good the gin is. If ANYONE orders a straight gin martini I will rip their tongues out and beat them with it.
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qeantk Reply #22 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 05:04:35 PM
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Ya, it seems now-a-days that anything they plop in a cocktaill glass is called a martini, as long as it's primarily alcohol (non-alcohol ingredients restricted to purely smaller portions as flavoring).  There is a decent martini bar in town here that has converted all the common drinks into martini form - for instance the City of Angels [martini] is a Long beach Iced Tea, but in a cocktail glass (and probably less watered down).  Needless to say they've found a way around the Utah liquor laws, by mixing liquor-tinis.  Them drinks is strong.
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TGU Reply #23 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 05:46:17 PM
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Why would anyone hate on gin? gin stands for GLORIOUS.

It's like drinking Christmas!
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thedrunkenmonkey Reply #24 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 05:58:34 PM

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AAAH NO IT'S NOT!

It's like drinking Pine-Sol remnants from the mop bucket!

Hot chai tea with Advocaat and Bailey's with a shot of Rumpleminze is like drinking Christmas!
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Vel Reply #25 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 06:00:19 PM

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thedrunkenmonkey Reply #26 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 06:01:09 PM

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The thing that drives me bonkers though is when people make Martinis that don't have any context of what the named item is about.

For instance, someone made a Burning Man martini that had a chile pepper, chocolate alcohol and something else with sugar on the rim.

Any Burner worth their sunblock knows a true Playatini is PBR with olives and Red Bull with the rim of your glass wetted with the spittle of a hot girl's tongue and dipped straight into the dust.

(And by glass I mean Nalgene bottle).
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K Reply #27 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 07:03:39 PM

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In my experience; gin stands for broken dykes.

Note to Louisiana: Stop drinking gin.
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TGU Reply #28 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 08:24:48 PM
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icicole Reply #29 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 08:51:10 PM

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The thing that drives me bonkers though is when people make Martinis that don't have any context of what the named item is about.

For instance, someone made a Burning Man martini that had a chile pepper, chocolate alcohol and something else with sugar on the rim.

Any Burner worth their sunblock knows a true Playatini is PBR with olives and Red Bull with the rim of your glass wetted with the spittle of a hot girl's tongue and dipped straight into the dust.

(And by glass I mean Nalgene bottle).

PBR?!?  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Peebs Reply #30 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 08:54:35 PM
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I'm not drunk.  But my friend is, and he just called me, and life is glorious.
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Norq Reply #31 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 15, 2006, 10:38:14 PM
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I'm a weasel.

I'm Drunk!  Again!
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P4N Reply #32 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 16, 2006, 07:19:51 PM

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I'm not drunk.  But my friend is, and he just called me, and life is glorious.

Get any action out of it?
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Peebs Reply #33 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 16, 2006, 07:30:36 PM
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No.  He's straight, halfway across the state, and fairly unattractive.  Funny as all hell, though.
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sinic Reply #34 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 16, 2006, 08:12:23 PM
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Slack.

I've got a decent buzz on.  The remnants of a bottle of reisling, some chardonnay and then a calimocho (lots of wine about at the moment... well, less now).  I was in a bit of a foul mood earlier, but I'm doing much better now.

Yay for booze, wifey, Battlestar Galactica and gerbies.
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Diesa Reply #35 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 16, 2006, 08:17:19 PM
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I'm not drunk now, but you better believe I'll be plastered the entire weekend.
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Lorelei Reply #36 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 16, 2006, 08:26:20 PM
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I have persimmons.

I'm not drunk yet, but I am enhoying Black Cherry Smirnoff at the moment.
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Zahnnie Reply #37 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 16, 2006, 08:49:53 PM
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I *heart* pie (sexily).

...I like gin-tinis...
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Imaginary Reply #38 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 16, 2006, 09:09:22 PM
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I'm happy-porter-drunk, so screw all y'all.

And what's with the hating on the classic gin martini?  Properly made, with a respectable amount of vermouth, it's a fine fine drink.
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icicole Reply #39 in Re: Are you drunk? Post here. — Posted November 16, 2006, 09:36:28 PM

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Mmm, porter.  Which one?

I miss you, Imaginary.  But I miss your woman more. Cheesy
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