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« on: March 22, 2007, 11:02:24 PM »
http://www.reef.com/productdetail/guys/footwear/sandals/2597#

DO EEET. The Monkey really NEEDS this. Seriously.
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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2007, 03:01:02 AM »
I want this! Somebody buy it for me... pretty please? *puppydog eyes*

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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2007, 04:54:02 AM »
I want everything from here.

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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2007, 07:40:36 AM »
All I want is a teleporter. Unfortunately, I haven't found a website offering one.
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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2007, 07:55:29 AM »
Dear Buddha,

Please bring me


With one of these:


Please!
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2007, 08:06:43 AM »
With one of these:


Eww, I've heard bad things about those controllers (hard to use, smaller buttons, etc.) from GHII's game developers. (in person, btw). Just be warned...

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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2007, 08:59:40 AM »
Really? I may have to re-evaluate my craving then...maybe just stick to the traditional white wireless model instead and just plaster it with Hello Kitty stickers.

Although, it may be helpful for me. I have really small hands, and have trouble with the larger buttons of the traditional controller...I may have to find a model and test it first.
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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2007, 09:06:00 AM »
Really? I may have to re-evaluate my craving then...maybe just stick to the traditional white wireless model instead and just plaster it with Hello Kitty stickers.

Although, it may be helpful for me. I have really small hands, and have trouble with the larger buttons of the traditional controller...I may have to find a model and test it first.

Definately check it out. I have smaller hands (compared to the guys I was playing GH with last night) and they said it might be better for me. Their real problem was that you 1) couldn't sit with it if you wanted and 2) it doesn't sit (set?) comfortably against the body when you play standing.

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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2007, 09:36:49 AM »
...But it ROCKS really PUNKASS HARD.  :-^
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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2007, 09:42:12 AM »
I hold the controller a bit more upright anyway, so if I scoot to the edge of my seat and stick my thigh in between the protrusions, I should be fine. I just have to find someone who owns one so I can try it.
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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2007, 09:50:23 AM »
That sounds so dirty Diesa. :) Especially if you do all the pelvic thrusting that my roomies and me like to do...
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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2007, 09:55:32 AM »
It makes me sad that these are so expensive. NSFW!
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« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2007, 10:06:37 AM »
Anyone wants to buy me a pair of black, high heeled Manolo Blahniks, size 11, knock yourselves out.  No peep toe and no D'Orsay.
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« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2007, 10:57:13 AM »
Whoa, you're a bigfooted gal too??

I bought a gorgeous pair of Fluevog heels in an 11 that are actually too narrow for my giant boat feet. They're a mary-jane style with a 3.5 inch heel, which scallops where it meets the shoe. They're black with red piping. You know you waaaaaaaaaaaant them. The model is called "Stacey".

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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2007, 10:58:15 AM »
Sasquatches of the world unite! I'm a 10 myself and need wide about half the time.

I want pretty red strappy heels that are comfortable enough to dance in for hours.
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« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2007, 11:02:50 AM »
What's the word for a femal sasquatch? Sasquatess? I'm an 11 narrow and mostly wear cowboy boots because they're the only footwear I can find around here that fits.*

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« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2007, 11:03:03 AM »
Anyone else have small feet? I'm a 3.  {:D
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« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2007, 11:43:47 AM »
Nope, I'm an eleven.  Sometimes ten-and-a-half sometimes twelve, depending on shoe manufacturer.   Mostly I shop at payless and transvestite websites because all the pretty shoes in department stores only go up to size 9.

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« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2007, 12:00:44 PM »
Anyone else have small feet? I'm a 3.  {:D

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« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2007, 12:15:48 PM »
Nope, I'm an eleven.  Sometimes ten-and-a-half sometimes twelve, depending on shoe manufacturer.   Mostly I shop at payless and transvestite websites because all the pretty shoes in department stores only go up to size 9.

I am totally going to tranny stores now to get sassy shoes. We have quite a lot... Maybe I'll just go back to the Odyssey this weekend and ask the drag queens where they get their heels.