In the same vein, in the morning I brush my teeth with the water running, turn on the shower, then go put the dog out before getting in the shower.

I hate to lose.  Not in the sense that I'm a sore loser, or rage quitter.  I tend to not do things which, I realize I have a more than statistically average of not winning.  This has a positive in that I won't gamble, but it also has a negative in that I can be risk averse.

I only wash my hands after using the restroom if I know I got something on them.

I hate using hand sanitizer and only use it now because I work in a place where I have environmental contact with immunosuppressed and immunocompromised patients. I will only ever use it at work or - and this is a big exception - if I'm using a portapotty on, like, festival campgrounds that's equipped with a dispenser of the stuff.

When I was a child, I would steal tiny little things from big stores - a chapstick or a pencil eraser or something - purely because it was one of the few ways I could be truly naughty and not directly hurt anyone, at least as far as my eight-year-old self could see. I don't do this anymore, but I still eye candy and lip balms and things and just sort of think 'what if'.

I am actually a very boring person who just has semi-unusual interests.

I rarely use soap when washing my hands, unless I actually have stuff on them that I need the soap to get off.

I drink only bottled water when I am at work, even though I know they just toss most of the recycling into the garbage (Seattle requires all businesses to recycle, but we share a recycling bin with a neighbor, and it fills up in less than half the week). My boss doesn't charge employees for drinks, but I have about 4-5 of them every day >_>

I PEE IN THE SHOWER LIKE ALL THE TIME

OMG I DO THAT TOO.

Unless I'm at someone else's house.  Then I'd feel weird.

Hooray! More fuel for my physical contact phobia!

Don't worry, I used to be like them but then I started smoking more often and I don't like my fingers smelling of tobacco (yeah, I know, I can't work it out either) so I wash my hands with soap every time.

I'm super ambivalent about my appearance.

I mean, I love feeling like I'm totally gorgeous, but... man, if I have to put in effort, eff that. ._. I just don't care enough about what I look like to bother.

Which is probably why I'm fat and kinda pimply and pretty much a failure as a woman because I only seldom actually give a rat's ass about making myself attractive. I just can't make it seem very important to myself. There's so many things I'd rather be doing than spending longer than thirty seconds in front of a mirror.

Edit: Oh, and I ONLY TAKE PICTURES when I HAVE put in the effort to TRY at pretty. Which is why I so seldom take pictures of myself.