DarkNagana: how's the chowder
TMisha999: watery
TMisha999: not enough milk
TMisha999: needs more clams
TMisha999: plus its kind of got this little coagulating thing going on on the side of the bowl I dunno what's up with that
TMisha999: I'm thinking of taking it in and returning it...maybe trading it for some minestrone
TMisha999: its not even nutritious
TMisha999: god why am I eating this??
DarkNagana: wow

Inappropriate laughter moments from my philosophy class:
(You have to imagine these as coming from a little old british lady with huge glasses for best effect.  She started laughing after saying both of these.  Bit creeeeepy.)

"Well, if you're dead, you can't suffer."

"Now I've got this writhing, pitiful lump of humanity on the ground in front of me."

friend: so the point is, I wish I had a vagina
Wanted Fan: No, you don't.  Trust me.
friend: sure would make my social life easier
Wanted Fan: Vaginas are sneaky, evil little orifices that make your life a LIVING HELL a quarter of the time.
friend: yes, but having a penis is like ... well, let
friend: s compare it to being lost in the woods
friend: when you're lost in the woods, and you want to find your way out, what's the most important thing to have?
Wanted Fan: Matches.
friend: besides that
friend: suppose you don't need matches
Wanted Fan: Warm clothes?
friend: you already have warm clothes
Wanted Fan: Food, then.
friend: ok, so you're jeff, with a parka, and you don't need matches
Wanted Fan: Water.
Wanted Fan: (I'm thinking practical, Ben.  You should probably just tell me.)
friend: .. you're also a camel
friend: ok, suppose your car is somewhere north, and you want to get back to it
Wanted Fan: A compass?  Peh!
friend: yes
friend: so a guy navigates with a compas
friend: s
friend: now if you have a compas, what's the worst thing to have strapped to your back?
Wanted Fan: I giant magnet.
friend: exxxactly
friend: and thats what a penis is]
friend: a giant magnet strapped between your legs
Wanted Fan: That is, without a doubt, the most unusual description of a penis I've ever heard.
friend: you've obviously never been to www.unusualdescriptionsofthepenis.com
friend: but thats my comparison and i'm sticking to it
friend: plus vaginas are fun
Wanted Fan: Not when they're making you bleed and cramp, they're not.
friend: but it doesn't have its own electromagnetic field

DarkNagana: problem is, when cover's broken
DarkNagana: everybody's looking for ninja, and it's a lot harder to be seen
DarkNagana: so basically, in large groups, it's almost impossible
TMisha999: that's when you rush them in and shank em!
TMisha999: then kill all the witnesses
DarkNagana: yeah we're sort of a non-violent ninja group
TMisha999: then kill the witnesses who witnessed you killing the witnesses
DarkNagana: Kaiser Sose style, haha
TMisha999: then kill the witnesses who witnessed you killing the witnesses who witnessed you killing the witnesses.....
TMisha999: then kill the President
TMisha999: and become Tzar
TMisha999: and be NINJATZAR
DarkNagana: yeah I say kill the President first
TMisha999: and be like "I will sneak up on you-onski"
DarkNagana: I wonder if there's CIA looking across the internet looking for combinations of "kill" and "president"
TMisha999: so in case people say things like KILL THE PRESIDENT
TMisha999: they can-
DarkNagana: Pat? Pat? Pat?
DarkNagana: nooooo!
DarkNagana: you bastards!
DarkNagana: you'll never win! you SS bastards, we'll fight you in the streets
DarkNagana: in the trenches!
DarkNagana signed off at 2:28:41 AM.

Beldaran: ...."Johnny's having a baby?" o_O
S*S: Yeah... I decided I wanted to be a single parent, I can't wait to find the right woman for me anymore
Fae: well there is that doctor in china who announced the first successful male ectopic pregnancy
S*S: And I adore children. It has long been my ambition to be a father. Children are delightful, with their... soulless eyes, and parasitic nature

Quote from: Antero on April 20, 2006, 06:45:10 PM

S*S (2:54:46 AM): It feels very, very weird
S*S (2:54:49 AM): And not nice
S*S (2:54:56 AM): And it's strangely dehumanizing

Hah, I can't even remember the REAL context that was in. What was it? I said it sometime during hellhounds, right?

Know what's funny? I can't remember either!

YOU HAVE BEEN DECONTEXTUALIZED

The things I find reading old entries in my LJ:

(02:58:01) Lady Malchav: why are you complaining about a celebration mainly about drinking booze is extended another month?
(02:58:16) TMisha999: cause.....it......I......
(02:58:16) Emiwenis: hehe
(02:58:24) TMisha999: because I am the Lorax
(02:58:27) TMisha999: and I speak for the trees
(02:58:30) Emiwenis: ..
(02:58:37) TMisha999: the trees say
(02:58:41) TMisha999: *FFFSSHHHHHHH*

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(03:00:51) TMisha999: ::cringes and hits the deck, writhing::
(03:01:14) interlunar fire: why is mach writhing?
(03:01:19) Emiwenis: *drags mach back to her cave*
(03:01:26) TMisha999: nice cave
(03:01:27) Lady Malchav: someone kicked him in the bojangles?
(03:01:31) interlunar fire: oh, i missed that
(03:01:37) Lady Malchav: :kicks mach in the bojangles:
(03:01:38) Lady Malchav: see?
(03:01:41) Emiwenis: :O
(03:01:41) interlunar fire: *laughs*
(03:01:42) interlunar fire: neat
(03:01:45) TMisha999: its all nice and c-GAH
(03:01:48) Emiwenis: ahahaha
(03:01:54) interlunar fire: careful, he might die if you do that too much
(03:01:54) Emiwenis: i mean *coddles mach*
(03:01:57) TMisha999: GAH THE FAMILY JEWELS
(03:02:00) interlunar fire: and there's nobody here who can resurrect him
(03:02:01) interlunar fire: is there?
(03:02:08) Lady Malchav: raven's here!
(03:02:10) Emiwenis: ... can i use a phoenix down on him?
(03:02:10) Lady Malchav: silly
(03:02:16) RaventheZombie: I can but only if I receive power from prayer.
(03:02:16) interlunar fire: of course
(03:02:42) TMisha999: I'm too busy fondling myself to pray
(03:02:52) Emiwenis: hhahaa
(03:02:52) RaventheZombie: ...he's fine
(03:02:56) TMisha999: cause someone just kicked me in the happysacks
(03:03:01) Emiwenis: *averts innocent eyes*
(03:03:08) TMisha999: because someone -kicked me-
(03:03:11) TMisha999: in the -happysacks-
(03:03:14) Emiwenis: happysacks
(03:03:15) Emiwenis: hahaaha
(03:03:20) Emiwenis: that rhymes with hackysacks
(03:03:37) TMisha999: I have hackysacks
(03:03:40) TMisha999: two of them
(03:03:46) TMisha999: I kick them around
(03:04:00) TMisha999: and I play with them in the street
(03:04:10) TMisha999: sometimes other people ask if they can kick my sacks around
(03:04:12) Emiwenis: haha
(03:04:18) TMisha999: I let them play with them sometimes
(03:04:28) TMisha999: sometimes my sacks get caught under skateboard wheels
(03:04:33) interlunar fire: ow!
(03:04:35) TMisha999: and it makes the skaters trip

*blames Onii by not shanking him in the face*

A few days ago:

Me:  God is omnipotent, so he can do anything.  Omni-potent. 
Roomie: ...
Me: And since he's omni-potent, he can get any woman pregnant that he wants.  He doesn't even have to fuck her!  He just points and bam!  pregnant lady.
Roomie: ...
Me:  Just imagine millions of little sperm coming out of God's finger.
Both:  *snicker* 

hyena with a gun: Still... for future reference, letting someone dryhump you against a wall and then kissing their neck? Not the kind of bodylanguage that says "desist your advances, Iam spoken for" :-P

My friend's 7-year-old today:  I want a drink, and I have to use the restroom, but they won't stop chasing me.  I have to get away!

He was being chased by his younger siblings, and didn't realize that if he simply stopped running, they'd stop chasing.  Sometimes kids are so amusing.