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Vel Reply #2200 in Daily Revelations — Posted August 31, 2008, 10:31:52 AM
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phobos Reply #2201 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 02, 2008, 01:15:03 AM
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The obvious conclusion, as was pointed out in the ensuing thread: we are being visited by Wookiees.
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The Revolution Reply #2202 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 02, 2008, 01:44:53 AM
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"I'll Ruin Your Day, Son."
One of the most annoying things ever is when you say something really, really funny and no one appreciates it.

Ya bastards.
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Majestrix Reply #2203 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 02, 2008, 01:58:26 AM
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You know what's really annoying?  Realizing one of your favorite conditioners has been DISCONTINUED.
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Bunner Reply #2204 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 04, 2008, 01:33:28 PM
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Wow. Protip for all your earth-sensitive tree huggers out there.
Don't ever, and I mean *ever*, buy another DVD ever again. Especially not if it's sitting in one of those big cardboard display stands. [I'm looking at you, Disney.]

All I can say is: "I hope to everloving earth-goddess that they're recycling even a *fraction* of that shit.

Oh yeah. I've seen the process from stamped disc on spindle [Made in Mexico, in case you were wondering] to your hands.

Also, you may consider sanitizing your DVD before even attempting to pick it off the shelf. Because by the time it gets to you, it's been touched in some way, by about 50 different people. Double if it's from one of those cardboard display stands. And no, I'm really not kidding about the 50 people.

I'm beginning to understand why a DVD costs 18 bucks.
[Hint: Could it be because they're shipping nothing but air?]
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Arachne Reply #2205 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 06, 2008, 06:38:59 PM
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A sandwich made of gluten free dried fruit/nut bread with crunchy peanut butter, home made cherry jam, flavored marshmellows, and slightly overripe banana... is amazing.

Going with what 'might' taste good is SO worth it.
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julia Reply #2206 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 06, 2008, 07:07:27 PM
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Quote from: Majestrix on September 02, 2008, 01:58:26 AM
You know what's really annoying?  Realizing one of your favorite conditioners has been DISCONTINUED.

Amazon for now!
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Majestrix Reply #2207 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 06, 2008, 08:20:57 PM
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DETHKLOK RULEZ!!!!!
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Norq Reply #2208 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 06, 2008, 08:25:00 PM
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I'm a weasel.
It took my mother 19.5 years to stop calling the youngest baby girl in the family by my name.  She is now calling the 6-month-old by the 6-year-old's name.  *sigh*

Also?  I am SO not ready for kids yet.
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AmandaZuke Reply #2209 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 06, 2008, 11:04:56 PM
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*snerk*  We all go through it, Norq.  My grandmother calls me by my mother's name, my grandfather's name, the cats' names...
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Crystal Reply #2210 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 06, 2008, 11:06:02 PM
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My grandma does pretty well, considering how many of us she has to keep straight...  I've only ever been called by one of my aunts' names, as a for-instance.
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julia Reply #2211 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 07, 2008, 12:13:21 AM
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I can hear my dog sleep bark through the floor... The floor must be pretty thin.
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Aeryven Reply #2212 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 07, 2008, 12:15:40 AM
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Quote from: Norq on September 06, 2008, 08:25:00 PM
It took my mother 19.5 years to stop calling the youngest baby girl in the family by my name.  She is now calling the 6-month-old by the 6-year-old's name.  *sigh*

Also?  I am SO not ready for kids yet.
My great-grandmother used to call me "girl". As in, she couldn't remember any of our names, so she'd refer to us by our gender.

And she'd mess up mine.  Boring
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da chicken Reply #2213 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 07, 2008, 12:56:40 AM
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It's a joke. Laugh.
Gene Simmons is the Frog Prince.  It explains everything.
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Majestrix Reply #2214 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 07, 2008, 05:31:04 AM
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My grandmother once called me "Alex" and it made me crazier.  I asked her if I looked anything like a 13 year old 5 foot tall Korean boy and she just looked at me.

A lot of people in my mom's family call me "Michele", my mom's name, to the point that sometimes I'll just answer.
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lil_poiple_ash Reply #2215 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 07, 2008, 09:56:49 AM
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Quote from: Norq on September 06, 2008, 08:25:00 PM
It took my mother 19.5 years to stop calling the youngest baby girl in the family by my name.  She is now calling the 6-month-old by the 6-year-old's name.  *sigh*

Also?  I am SO not ready for kids yet.

My father has a cycle... he calls me by his mother's name, my mothers name, my mother's mothers name, we go through his sisters, we toss in a few of my mum's sisters for effort, my sisters name, occasionally his grand daughter's  name... he looks at me blankly and then gets my name out.
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Coani Reply #2216 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 07, 2008, 12:48:01 PM
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Quote from: Majestrix on September 07, 2008, 05:31:04 AM
A lot of people in my mom's family call me "Michele", my mom's name, to the point that sometimes I'll just answer.

I get called by my sister's name all the time.  I don't know if she ever gets mistaken for me though. 
Sometimes Gramma will call me Samantha, which is really odd since, to my knowledge, there are no Samantha's in our family.  No cousins, aunts, nothing. 
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Majestrix Reply #2217 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 07, 2008, 01:11:30 PM
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My nieces get called MY name a lot, which amuses me.  Sometimes poor Alex also gets called my name, which makes me feel bad for him, but since Grandy died, that doesn't happen that much.
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Bunner Reply #2218 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 08, 2008, 02:19:30 PM
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I finally realized the other day, that I am going to die a virgin.
It doesn't disturb or bother me. It's just strange to realize.

Also, I like driving home from work, because it's back roads through the countryside/farmland/suburb border, and those are exactly the kind of small little one-floor houses I'd live in. With my adopted daughters. And my two girlfriends/wives. And half-dozen kittens. And my wolf.

....What? A man isn't allowed to keep a wolf?
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Narcissa Reply #2219 in Daily Revelations — Posted September 08, 2008, 03:47:47 PM
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