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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #40 on: May 04, 2006, 11:24:25 AM »
If you step in mud, you will have mud on your feet.
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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #41 on: May 04, 2006, 12:55:37 PM »
Doing your shopping or picking up your kids barefoot is comfortable. But you do get some funny looks from all the poor shoe clad people.
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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #42 on: May 04, 2006, 01:24:05 PM »
I just can't imagine doing that. Not on the street. Too hard. Too much gravel about.

Wandered about at Glastonbury last summer for most of Saturday with no shoes. Didn't plan it that way, I just left them too close to the fire on the Friday night and burned the laces right through, and so they got sucked into the mud the next day and lost... Wasn't a problem there at all. All these people crowding onto the dryish paths that had been laid down, metal walkways and suchlike, and shuffling along so slowly, while I just wander straight through the thickest mud without a problem, squelch squelch squelch :-)

Then I found a broken beercan the hard way. Didn't notice till I looked down after The Coral's set and noticed that some of the mud underneath me was a strange reddish colour...
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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #43 on: May 04, 2006, 01:42:14 PM »
*ahem!*



KOREAN IN A PONCHO!

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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #44 on: May 04, 2006, 01:48:02 PM »
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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #45 on: May 04, 2006, 01:54:37 PM »
I just can't imagine doing that. Not on the street. Too hard. Too much gravel about.

I wanted to call you a wuss for that, and I would have if it weren't for this.

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Then I found a broken beercan the hard way. Didn't notice till I looked down after The Coral's set and noticed that some of the mud underneath me was a strange reddish colour...

You cut your foot without noticing and think that streets are too hard? And people think I'm odd...

Walking in mud's loads of fun though, all squishy.
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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #46 on: May 04, 2006, 03:21:26 PM »
*ahem!*



KOREAN IN A PONCHO!

*leaves*

Oh god, is that a man or a woman?

Im mildly sexually attracted to them either way.
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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #47 on: May 04, 2006, 08:18:10 PM »
Johnny, you're mildly sexually attracted to almost anything with a pulse unless its under the age of 12 or an animal...

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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #48 on: May 04, 2006, 08:39:02 PM »
I'm with you, Imp.  I'll walk around barefoot if the weather is even close to amenable, unless there's visible glass around.

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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #49 on: May 04, 2006, 09:56:16 PM »

Oh god, is that a man or a woman?

Im mildly sexually attracted to them either way.

Sorry, it's a dude=/ JunKi, Korean actor.

I just... the poncho totally threw me. FTW? Poncho?!

Apparantly he's into wearing crazy outfits:
Small | Large


With breaks for strange little dances:
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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #50 on: May 04, 2006, 10:08:21 PM »
That is a very, very pretty man.
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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #51 on: May 04, 2006, 10:11:33 PM »
I'd do him.

...were he a she.
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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #52 on: May 04, 2006, 10:14:25 PM »
I'd still do 'im.

Not that that says terribly much.
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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #53 on: May 04, 2006, 10:39:58 PM »
We all agree on the multisexual appeal of the pretty poncho man.
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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #54 on: May 04, 2006, 11:41:58 PM »
It happened again!

*kisses poncho dude*
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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2006, 12:02:43 AM »
Working with great people isn't enough.

You need to like the job, too.

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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #56 on: May 05, 2006, 02:50:00 AM »
Oooohhh... Poncho boy is pretty!

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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #57 on: May 05, 2006, 08:48:15 AM »
You cut your foot without noticing and think that streets are too hard? And people think I'm odd...

Unfortunately it is rather easy to cut parts of your foot and not notice. I used to do a fair amount of barefoot skiing and thus had pretty tough feet.

I remember a particular summer when I was younger where I was working barefoot on some bike maintnence in the garage. Somehow I stepped down on a gear set. Now I felt the thing under my foot, what I didn't feel was the tooth of the very grease caked gear going into my foot. I was walking around enough that I didn't notice until I stood still and felt my foot getting warm. I looked down and there were pools of blood all over the garage. Slightly shocky, I walked in to the back yard to get my mom and drag her into the garage to show her since I was being less than chatty (shock and all). Mom freaks and then I snap to and realize... GIANT GREASY HOLE IN MY FOOT.

Mom being the great mom that she is jumped in to action with clean towels applying seriously painful pressure to stop the pulsating blood. Then really being a mom, she opened the wound back up to clean out the chain grease. Then we went to the doctor for stitches. What fun. Turns out I had nicked an artery (largeish blood vessel - maybe not an artery - not sure on the vascular system in the foot) but fortunately not completely severed it.

The best part is all this happend the day before I was supposed to get the cast off my wrist from an accident earlier in the summer, so I got to go to the doctors on crutches because I couldn't walk w/o risking tearing the stitches in my foot.

And that... is a very long way to demonstrate that yes you can cut your feet and not notice it.
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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #58 on: May 05, 2006, 02:21:50 PM »
We all agree on the multisexual appeal of the pretty poncho man.

That we do.

I'm with phobos regarding walking barefoot. Human feet, or at least my feet, are really not made for walking on pavement all day long. I'd love to go barefoot more often, but were I to do so on pavement instead of grass, mud, sand or similar terrain, I'd ruin my feet pretty quickly.

As for revelations: it's kinda counterintuitive, but putting lube inside the condom actually makes the condom fit and stay put better.
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Re: Daily Revelations
« Reply #59 on: May 07, 2006, 12:35:45 AM »
Sometimes, a day of rest ... including several hours of sleep ... is good.

Except for when it comes time to being tired/sleepy to go to bed ... to get up at a decent hour the next morning.

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