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Offline Vel

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« on: April 18, 2006, 02:37:57 PM »
There should be socks that keep your feet cool.
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2006, 02:49:15 PM »
I threw 129' 3" today.  (Discus, in case you were wondering.)
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2006, 02:52:46 PM »
Belgium is a kingdom? I didn't know this.
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2006, 03:50:16 PM »
Adam will now be smitten every time he mentions my erotica.  Including when he mentions it in the physical world.

That is all.
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2006, 04:03:48 PM »
What if others mention it? Because now I'm curious........
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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2006, 04:17:43 PM »
C'mon, TGU, share the smexy!
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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2006, 04:31:46 PM »
And if you don't want us to talk about it, Adam started it, so smite him. *innocent eyelash batting*
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2006, 07:46:37 PM »
Gene Wilder is one scary dude.
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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2006, 07:48:51 PM »
Let's play a game, children.

Vodka or rum?

The next caller decides what flavor puke is going to surge from my nose holes at two in the morning!
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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2006, 07:50:17 PM »
Burnt hair smells nasty....
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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2006, 07:52:12 PM »
Hippie: How about you combine the two into something wonderful?

Vodgrog.
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2006, 07:53:51 PM »
Good vodka = less of a hangover, fewer impurities, less mixing options.

Good rum = nice taste, many mixers easily found, sounds piratey.

Bad drink of either kind = TEH EVIL!!!!

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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2006, 08:06:51 PM »
I'm already smitten, and more than smitten. That situation is progressing slowly, but hopefully.

As for the topic of being smote, I'll gladly pay whatever price necessary if it means the world shall be allowed to read Laura's erotica.
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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2006, 08:21:52 PM »
I'm sayin', Choc, vodgrog. "Vodka" is the diminuitive of "voda" -- that is, "water" -- and what is grog but rum and a little water? Thnk about it.
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« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2006, 08:23:33 PM »
I'm sayin' it'll taste like pure unfiltered ass, and we loves the hippie and don't wants her deads.
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« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2006, 08:24:40 PM »
Blue Mountain Dew.  If blue were a flavor, that's what it would taste like.
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« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2006, 08:31:47 PM »
Surprisingly, she's absolutely right. And I come from the "I don't drink pop 'cuz I don't like it" perspective. But I tried it...and it does, in fact, taste like blue.
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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2006, 08:33:49 PM »
Quote from: choctaw on April 18, 2006, 08:23:33 PM
I'm sayin' it'll taste like pure unfiltered ass, and we loves the hippie and don't wants her deads.

Good vodka and rum, man. You gonna mess with the Red Pirate Robertkov?
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« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2006, 09:01:58 PM »
Oooh, I wanna taste blue! 

Man, Alabama sure is hot this time of year.  I'm so sweaty, I think I will take my top off.   

*disrobes*
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« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2006, 09:03:19 PM »
Shameless slut.

I'm gonna go sit on my special chair and crap on this nice young man's chest now.
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