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« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2006, 09:08:09 PM »
Wow Onii, that... that gets me kinda hot.. I think I need to get totally naked. 

Can you take pictures?  Pleeease?  I'll do almost anything for you!

*flaunts*
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« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2006, 09:45:54 PM »
Is it wierd that when I do a little mental word association, I associate "Table(s)" with "Dudleys"? And am I the only one here who associates those words?
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« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2006, 09:49:55 PM »
I've been thinking too much about cannibalism lately.

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« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2006, 09:51:22 PM »
...So have I.

Although, mostly that's due to Ashy and her constant talk about eating placentas. ;)
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« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2006, 09:53:34 PM »
Quote from: Beldaran on April 18, 2006, 09:51:22 PM
...So have I.

Although, mostly that's due to Ashy and her constant talk about eating placentas. ;)

Boy have I got something for her:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006170680,00.html

It's Tom Cruise, and therefore I fear he isn't joking.
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« Reply #25 on: April 18, 2006, 10:01:17 PM »
Yeah, I showed her.

They had the baby, didn't they. Another crazy scientologist joins the world!
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« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2006, 10:04:43 PM »
Aftercare for nipple piercings + roommates = slightly awkward.  Especially when I have to hold dixie cups of sea salt over my nipples.  Or cover them in antibacterial foam.
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« Reply #27 on: April 18, 2006, 10:06:55 PM »
Quote from: Peebs on April 18, 2006, 10:04:43 PM
Aftercare for nipple piercings + roommates = slightly awkward. Especially when I have to hold dixie cups of sea salt over my nipples. Or cover them in antibacterial foam.

Are they tender or sore at all? I like to sleep on my stomach, it calms me. I think getting my nipples pierced would interfere with that....
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« Reply #28 on: April 18, 2006, 10:27:28 PM »
Am I the only one amused that we require proper spelling and grammer yet in the profiles it says "Who change my karma?" and "Whom I change karma?", which is completely incorrect?
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« Reply #29 on: April 18, 2006, 10:31:32 PM »
Quote from: Lorelei on April 18, 2006, 10:06:55 PM
Quote from: Peebs on April 18, 2006, 10:04:43 PM
Aftercare for nipple piercings + roommates = slightly awkward. Especially when I have to hold dixie cups of sea salt over my nipples. Or cover them in antibacterial foam.

Are they tender or sore at all? I like to sleep on my stomach, it calms me. I think getting my nipples pierced would interfere with that....

Not at all.  But I don't sleep on my stomach.  One thing they do is transform everyday experiences, though.  I had never realized how many cool breezes blow through UC.

Edited for awkward wording.
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« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2006, 11:04:25 PM »
Quote from: Vel on April 18, 2006, 02:37:57 PM
There should be socks that keep your feet cool.

I would pay mildly obscene amts of money for said socks.
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« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2006, 11:12:04 PM »
Someone in a Easter Bunny Suit was beating up people in the mall yesterday.  Really.

Today someone left a bunch of chickens, from the local fleemarket the story goes, in their car with the windows up; thus prompting them to overheat, fly-about the car sheading a few down pillows in the proccess, and then lay there twitching as the cops arrived to save the chickens.

I can't wait for Thursday.
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« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2006, 05:16:25 AM »
Quote from: Tiger on April 18, 2006, 10:27:28 PM
Am I the only one amused that we require proper spelling and grammer yet in the profiles it says "Who change my karma?" and "Whom I change karma?", which is completely incorrect?
I think it's hilarious.  "WHO CHANGE MY KARMA?!?!?!  BITCH I CUT YOU!"
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« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2006, 07:25:43 AM »
On NPR yesterday I heard about a company called BzzAgent. Essentially the company is an advertising firm with the objective of generating word-of-mouth buzz for products. The BuzzAgents (who are volunteers) essentially get free stuff (they get to choose what, with the general idea of the agents choosing products in fields they know stuff about) and they are supposed to build up buzz about it.

I must admit, I signed up, with my initial reasioning being "Ooh, free stuff". Then, I read the commandments of conduct (my words, no theirs) and one of them is, essentially, "Thou Shalt Not Lie About How Good You Think The Product Is". Thus, I can be objective, and I'm interpreting this, essentially, as a license to write reviews. So, I'm going to be writing a lot of reviews soon, and I'm going to be honest. If they kick me out of the program, so be it. But still, hey, if it gives me material to write product reviews (especially for stuff I couldn't normally afford), bitchin'.
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« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2006, 08:35:50 AM »
We need a Mr. Johnson. 


...maybe not.  Y'know, all things considered, I wouldn't wanna be a Mr. Johnson.  Imagine all the people you'd be held accountable to. 

Gods these computer lab keyboards feel filthy.  I need to go wash my hands like right now.  *shudders*
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« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2006, 11:25:30 AM »
My nails generally look like ass. I would feel silly getting a manicure, though. Plus, I'm paranoid about staph infections. I have one long nail on my left hand, and it's starting to piss me off.

*searches for nail clippers*
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« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2006, 11:30:15 AM »
One should never eat a carmel-filled chocolate easter bunny before going to bed and expect to immediately get to sleep. Yes I learned that the hard way....
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« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2006, 11:41:26 AM »
Neck twitch. Skid ripples. Cranky donkey.

...WENIS.
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« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2006, 11:59:04 AM »
Ever clean up your office and wonder, "What the hell is all this crap, and how did it end up on my desk?"
A lone sock, a couple bobby pins, misspelled address labels, ancient credit card ads... yeesh.
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« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2006, 12:02:54 PM »
But what if you don't give a moose a cookie?

...yes a moose...I'm from Maine.
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