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sporkalicious    Topic opened April 29, 2008, 11:01:07 PM

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ZOMG IT'S SPORKALICIOUS!

Okay. I'm just getting started on something that occurred to me as being a fantastic idea. Then I thought that this is SUCH a fantastic idea... everyone should make one!

I'm going to make a present for my friend boy. And what am I making him? What to make, what to make...

A half-pony half-monkey monster of course!

I hope he gets it. I might come off as a little creepy if he doesn't. Come to that... I probably will come off as a little creepy anyway. Oh well. It must be done!

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Right. So, maybe you'll be inspired. Everyone should make 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monsters with me. Sew them! Sculpt them! Paint them! Draw them in Paint! Make them out of french fries and the souls of the damned who work in food service! Interpretive dance videos! Just make them!

I should be done in about a week. I'll post progress pictures as I go.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/z53WLtowYBo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/z53WLtowYBo</a>

GO FORTH! THERE ARE MONSTERS TO BE MADE!
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Arachne Reply #1 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted April 30, 2008, 03:23:33 PM

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... hmmm...

*plots*
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phobos Reply #2 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted April 30, 2008, 04:02:09 PM

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Half a pony and half a monkey...

£262.50?
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sonofjello Reply #3 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 07, 2008, 01:59:56 AM

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Pictures or progress report?  Tell me this was not an aborted project.
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fixer Reply #4 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 07, 2008, 07:48:21 AM

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'Lock's minx

I shall post pictures of Miss Rhiannon riding Apache. One half-pint monkey, one (admittedly ancient) pony.
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machiavelli33 Reply #5 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 07, 2008, 09:43:40 AM
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Not your typical chinaman.

Aight:

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sporkalicious Reply #6 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 07, 2008, 10:58:44 AM

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It has not been aborted. I'm sewing one, and I'm right now trying to form a pattern in mulsin. I shall post the pictures of the sketch idea I have after I scan them.

It is going to be a two-headed monkey torso on a pony body, with about 5 monkey tails with monkey paws at the end of each tail.

I was having a hard time figuring out which direction to go with it and played a lot of rockband instead, so er... the finish date has been moved out a week.

XD




It is going to be done though.

also, that is a wicked creepy monster!

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sporkalicious Reply #7 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 07, 2008, 12:25:18 PM

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I can't seem to get the paws/monkey tails to look right so I am going with a pony tail.
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Arachne Reply #8 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 08, 2008, 05:06:01 PM

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Oh my god, Sporks, that is easily the most awesome thing I've seen all day!

... I'll work on my photoshop monstrosity tomorrow. God I need to not be a lazy turd, and just go buy a stupid DVD drive so I can install photoshop at home. x_X Then I'd actually get around to doing this.
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da chicken Reply #9 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 08, 2008, 05:46:47 PM

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It's a joke. Laugh.

That's what newegg.com is for:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16827129018

Place your order and it mysteriously appears in two or three days.

And it has the benefit of costing like half as much. 

Or for an external:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16827106248
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sporkalicious Reply #10 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 08, 2008, 08:15:20 PM

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Or maybe...

some red fabric and frankenstein stitching, and an arm coming out of one of the heads.

Too many arms?

Need to move them around?

Thoughts?

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sporkalicious Reply #11 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 10, 2008, 02:02:50 PM

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ZOMG IT'S SPORKALICIOUS!

PROGRESS!

One monkey face complete



Hand sewing.

^.^

Nostril embroidery. yey!

-Sporks
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sporkalicious Reply #12 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 10, 2008, 02:53:15 PM

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One head nearly down.



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sporkalicious Reply #13 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 10, 2008, 03:49:03 PM

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sporkalicious Reply #14 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 10, 2008, 07:59:25 PM

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Erm...

So two heads didn't really fit on it, so I went with one head.

I think it turned out okay for winging it.

End result:










There it is. A half pony/half monkey monster thing.

^.^
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machiavelli33 Reply #15 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 10, 2008, 08:09:15 PM
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Not your typical chinaman.

If its not too late maybe you can put the second head in like the middle of his back.
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sporkalicious Reply #16 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 10, 2008, 08:12:48 PM

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I kind of fell in love with the one headed monkey pony look.

It's my little genetic ponkey.
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sonofjello Reply #17 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 10, 2008, 10:10:27 PM

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I love it... how much to order one for home delivery?
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fae Reply #18 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 10, 2008, 10:20:42 PM
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braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!

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Sporks makes me happy... in my pants.
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sporkalicious Reply #19 in Art project idea - 1/2 pony 1/2 monkey monster — Posted May 11, 2008, 03:42:56 PM

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Hee hee!

Rawr!

Also, erm...

I dunno!

I hadn't considered making more than one, however it seems that I have more than enough fabric....

And I decided I need to send one to Jonathan Coultan... So I am already going to be making another one...

^.^

PM me and let me know what you'd like to pay for one I guess, lol.

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