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Re: I Am an Idiot Who Cannot Read Dates on News Articles
« Reply #60 on: October 16, 2010, 09:41:37 PM »
k lissen up
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Re: I Am an Idiot Who Cannot Read Dates on News Articles
« Reply #61 on: October 16, 2010, 09:51:36 PM »
You know who's responsible for all this horseshit? Those goddamn foreign Jewish lesbians with dwarfism. >:(
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Re: I Am an Idiot Who Cannot Read Dates on News Articles
« Reply #62 on: October 16, 2010, 10:03:42 PM »
penis.
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Re: I Am an Idiot Who Cannot Read Dates on News Articles
« Reply #63 on: October 16, 2010, 11:48:51 PM »
Of course! I can also quote from silly, nonsensical things! I hereby counter TimeCube wiiiiiithhhhh The Eye of Argon! DUN DUN DUNNNNN

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THAT'S what it's called. I remember someone posting this on X-Forums. It hurts me in the brainmeats.
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Re: I Am an Idiot Who Cannot Read Dates on News Articles
« Reply #64 on: October 17, 2010, 05:17:49 AM »
Comment and Question meant for WTMI with pictures.

*Pictures removed and replaced with a picture of a pipe*

This is not a pipe!
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Re: I Am an Idiot Who Cannot Read Dates on News Articles
« Reply #65 on: October 17, 2010, 05:20:27 AM »
Double post to apologise to all for pictures of PIV/spots/tears.
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Re: I Am an Idiot Who Cannot Read Dates on News Articles
« Reply #66 on: October 17, 2010, 09:33:46 AM »
THAT'S what it's called. I remember someone posting this on X-Forums. It hurts me in the brainmeats.

Me, too. Not least for the author's complete lack of understanding of appropriate punctuation and capitalisation. Cripes.

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Re: I Am an Idiot Who Cannot Read Dates on News Articles
« Reply #67 on: October 17, 2010, 09:59:30 AM »
Post displaying mild annoyance that no-one has commented on my penis and the lovely vagina it was violating, or how amusing my apology was. Delibwerate and accidental bad speeling.

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Re: I Am an Idiot Who Cannot Read Dates on News Articles
« Reply #68 on: October 17, 2010, 01:19:48 PM »
I crave vagina.
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Re: I Am an Idiot Who Cannot Read Dates on News Articles
« Reply #69 on: October 26, 2010, 10:48:14 AM »
OPINION NOT FOUND
ERROR
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REBOOTING

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