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GW likes to pop my tab, if you know what I mean.
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Lace is only speaking out in jealousy because it's been so long since her tab was popped...
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Ouch. XD
Jello makes money on the side by getting his army of trained monkeys to rob famous people.
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Lacey runs over chihuahuas saying it's in defense of her native lands. And by native lands she means the umbra....
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Bale Fire snuggles polar bears at every opportunity.
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Nox replaced my coffee with Folgers crystals.
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Fixer's name is quite ironic, as she's the one who sneaks into people's houses late at night and tweaks the plumbing so that your toilet leaks and the faucet handles break when you turn the hot water on.
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sonofjello likes to lick all the zucchini in the grocery store and then wander away nonchalantly.
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Oh christ, it's the chibistapo. -Antero
I must be the most frequently "almost sigged" person on the forum. -fixer
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Crystal buys those zucchinis and is slowly making them into a life-sized sculpture of Dirk Benedict.
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"I've been letting the weather and my stomach muscles and a great chord change in a Pretenders single make up my mind for me, and I want to do it for myself."
- Nick Hornby, High Fidelity
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glasswalker commisioned Crystal to sculpt it so that he could secretly kill Dirk benedict and replace him with this life-sized statue. Sadly, no one noticed the difference.
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Klaus' avatar is actually a subtle cry for help... that's the kitten he keeps locked in his basement and fulfills himself with sexually when he can't get a date for more than a week.
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Just in time for WRATH!
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SonOfJello only knows because he's in on it!!!
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TGU would probably be in on it as well, accept it would take her six months of turning tricks at The Plaza to get even halfway there.
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Klaus took all the chocolate truffles and didn't share!
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Fixer LOVES truffles, but is discriminate against chocolate. Bad Fixer.
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Klaus loves chocolate so much, he tries to claim common-law marriage with a package of Rolos.
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"I've been letting the weather and my stomach muscles and a great chord change in a Pretenders single make up my mind for me, and I want to do it for myself."
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Glasswalker ate Klaus' Rolos and tried to blame it on the next poster.
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Even though my Rolos enjoyed getting eaten (the whole reason WHY we were commonlaw in the first place) Fixer taped the whole thing and sold it on XTube . . both of them are still waiting for commission.
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Klaus was cheating on his Rolos with the girl from the 100 Grand commercials.... and their trysts were always in Hershey, PA.
(If someone can keep the candy-bar theme going, please do so.)
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"I've been letting the weather and my stomach muscles and a great chord change in a Pretenders single make up my mind for me, and I want to do it for myself."
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