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sinic    Topic opened April 17, 2006, 07:30:26 PM
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Rules of the Game:

The goal if this game is to "beat" the picture before you.  There should be some logical link, obvious to most people, between two pictures.

Let's say for example I were to post a picture of fire.  You could then post a picture of water, a fire extinguisher, a fireman, ice or any other picture that gives the clear impression that it would "beat" the subject of the picture I put up.  The goal of the game is to make the link between pictures as amusing or clever as possible.

Might as well start this up too...

Combing the last two from the old forum I'll start with this:
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P4N Reply #1 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 17, 2006, 08:25:37 PM
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That is a toilet in a glass box? Wow.
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Pixie Reply #2 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 17, 2006, 08:28:18 PM
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((Actually the people out there can't see in. That makes it Art. Wink ))
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julia Reply #3 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 17, 2006, 08:33:07 PM
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Quote from: Beldaran on April 17, 2006, 08:28:18 PM
((Actually the people out there can't see in. That makes it Art. Wink ))

being scared that they can: not art
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Kyle J Cardoza Reply #4 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 17, 2006, 08:33:41 PM
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Not the boss anymore.
Not giving a rat's arse whether someone can see your junks: Priceless
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julia Reply #5 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 17, 2006, 08:39:42 PM
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flashing a one way window: also priceless
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Klaus von Phisstybuns Reply #6 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 18, 2006, 12:33:47 AM
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 Finding out that the damn thing will still smell worse then horse manure and dirty goat balls, still not art. Tongue

But who wouldn't like to fuck in THAT public stall.
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Klaus von Phisstybuns Reply #7 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 18, 2006, 12:35:58 AM
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Well then, a battle of pics.  I like . . . I'll counter with this.

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ThinkandDrive Reply #8 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 18, 2006, 05:17:41 AM
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Sponge > Water
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machiavelli33 Reply #9 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 18, 2006, 08:14:00 AM
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sinic Reply #10 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 18, 2006, 08:30:09 AM
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From the Chick Tract "Gladys."  Jack Chick hates false prophets... especially spongey false prophets.
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Klaus von Phisstybuns Reply #11 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 18, 2006, 09:09:33 AM
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Not me.

But you have to admit, the guy's got balls. =P Either that or an incredble sense of humour.

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julia Reply #12 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 18, 2006, 10:11:39 AM
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Azetidine Reply #13 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 18, 2006, 05:29:55 PM
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Holy crap, I Heart that last one to pieces.
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Klaus von Phisstybuns Reply #14 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 18, 2006, 11:28:30 PM
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Bah, that's just because you don't know funny pictures.  I think THIS would be a more accurate representation if you'd like to insult a president.

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sinic Reply #15 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 19, 2006, 12:20:22 PM
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What beats Bush?  So many answers to choose from.  I'll go with this:



Just as a side note, is everyone familiar with the rules of how this game works?  I didn't put them in the header post, but I can edit them in if people thing it's necessary.
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Vel Reply #16 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 19, 2006, 12:45:12 PM
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If you can't spell it... you can't look it up. A lesson many elementary school teachers have let to learn.
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Hippie Reply #17 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 19, 2006, 05:41:17 PM
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Klaus von Phisstybuns Reply #18 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 20, 2006, 12:12:52 AM
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Assuming the game is to win though . . . Wink

Cause this one's just funny. ^^;

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sinic Reply #19 in Re: Battle Pics — Posted April 20, 2006, 05:49:56 AM
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I think I'll explain the rules here and then I can edit them into the top post.

The goal if this game is to "beat" the picture before you.  There should be some logical link, obvious to most people, between two pictures.

Let's say for example I were to post a picture of fire.  You could then post a picture of water, a fire extinguisher, a fireman, ice or any other picture that gives the clear impression that it would "beat" the subject of the picture I put up.

So for examply you've posted a picture of a police car.  I'm not exactly sure how that beats a script kiddie cereal (though there might be a link in that hackers get arrested) so now to "beat" the police I post a picture of...



See, the goal isn't to post funny pictures but rather to make the link between the two pictures funny.  Make sense?
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