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Can you survive a Zombie Apocalypse?
« on: October 05, 2008, 04:59:43 PM »
Zombie Survival Quiz
Are you ready for the Zombie Apocalypse?

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Come with me, if you want to live.

Post your scores here.
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Can you survive a Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008, 07:08:58 PM »


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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2008, 01:52:59 PM »
I don't know how to post the screenshot, but I'm right there with these other two, Z+.

Pfft. As if you thought it would be different.

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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2008, 02:21:03 PM »
Does anyone _not_ get a Z+?

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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2008, 02:46:38 PM »
BBDF here.  Got Z+.  I think you'd need to have the awareness of a turnip to flunk this one.
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Can you survive a Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2008, 09:46:24 AM »
I'm not so sure . . . them turnips gotta a mighty sense of clairvoyance.

BAZF here.  Got a Z+.

You may be able to pass the test, but I believe a heapin' shitload of us would perish in the event of an outbreak.  If not just because of the immense size of our population.  Granted, Canada's mighty fuckin' big.  Could be possible just to fortify a cabin/bunker/house out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere (sounds like my kinda place), and peg off wandering zombies whenever they get close.

In our case, with our wilderness, we'd have more animal zombies then human ones.  Kodiak's would be a killer.  O_o
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