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Offline Tamsin

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Celebrity Deathmatch
« on: December 10, 2010, 09:58:22 AM »
Okay guys, simple rules here. Two celebrities are named. You, the player, describe who wins and how the winner shall be victorious. Extra brownie points if hilarious pictures are included.

You will then put together a pairing of your own. Groups are allowed if the celebrities are usually part of a group, such as Penn and Teller vs. Siegfried and Roy. Oh yeah, and dead celebrities are assumed to be represented as they were while alive.

I'll start us off with...

Laurell K. Hamilton vs. Charlaine Harris!
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Re: Celebrity Deathmatch
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2010, 12:13:50 PM »

((I've not yet read the work of either writer, so the below is not based on any personal preference.))

It was a close call for Southern Vampire Mysteries author Charlaine Harris.

The younger and, some would argue, more popular writer Laurell K. Hamilton challenged Harris to a duel earlier this year. The two finally faced off this morning in a gory battle that left dozens of farm animals and 'tween vampires (including Justin Bieber) roasting on spits. Harris managed to best Hamilton when rabid fans distracted Hamilton with raucous taunts about "Anita Blake and Harry Potter sittin' in a tree."



Above: Harris poses triumphantly in front of the garden where she buried Hamilton's pureed remains.


Next celebrity deathmatch: Sir Anthony Hopkins vs. Dr. Condoleezza Rice
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