I couldn't decide the most appropriate place for this, since it's partially game related, and partially help related.

I need to generate a crossword for my paper.
Anybody have a few words/wacky clues?

For an example of my sort of words/clues I used last time, here's what I had in my previous edition's crossword:

1.   Celtic goddess of destruction
3.   She kicked xenomorph butt four times over
6.   Eternal life icon
9.   _____ Week in January
10.   Dracula heroine (2)
12.   Commonly separated in Chem Eng
13.   Plumbline comic creator (2)
17.   Possible US Election Headline: "Gore Licks ____"
20.   Eng 1 cracker man (2)
21.   Forensics TV show
22.   Spirit of a drowned woman
23.     Little devil
25.   Most popular PC game in the lounge (abbr)
26.   Riding the HSR makes you feel like this fish
29.   Popular engineering beer (2)
33.   The most famous prof of all
35.   Sexually transmitted seafood
37.   Evil Star Trek android
39.   Trigonometric evil
40.   Enemy of the church
41.   Roman engineers would likely worship him
43.   He sailed to Calais Bay.... (2)
46.   Row Echelon Form! Grrr!
47.   The boy pharaoh, King ___
48.   Not degrees (abbr)
49.   Most hated Chem Eng software
 
Down:

2.   Ancient Egyptian Engineer
4.   The CCC thinks we have too much
5.   Batman's haystack
7.   Illiad author
8.   Nordic god of thunder
11.   Lies dreaming in his sunken city
16.   Always in need of a good stuffing (2)
18.   Wheelchair buses
19.   Naked chocolate lady
24.   Seafaring ADOBE anagram
27.   "The End of the World"
28.   Late-night pizza stop
30.   Artsci's weapon of choice
31.   Academic Flush Locale (2)
32.   "Dead Like Me" star
34.   Kinky polymer (abbr)
36.   Not a wise material for toboggan construction
38.   Atomic sixty-nine
42.   Foxy lady
44.   "Server has reached maximum capacity"
45.   communal insects
46.   Indy hates these, in Egypt



So, give me some words/small phrases/names and randomly cryptic/amusing clues.
...Because my creativity is waning...



[Incidentally, if anyone is so bored as to want to take a stab at the original crossword, lemme know and I'll post it up.... Although there's a lot of in-jokes you probably wouldn't get, unless you're really really smart and resourceful.]