This idea is not original. My friends and I have been playing it casually for some time. But I recently read this comic: http://nsfw-comix.com/nsfw115.htm

So I thought it might be good to play here.

The idea is this:
poster A posts "I like my [women/men] like I like my [noun]."
Poster B posts the "how" part, then adds a new start line.

For example:
BOB69: I like my women how I like my coffee
FRED3: Hot and sugary. I like my men how I like my clock
MEG45: Always doing something with his hands. I like my men how I like my pineapples...

Get it?

Let me start it off:

I like my men like I like my coffee:

With a sting.  *smacks Boy*

I like my men like I like my stuffed animals:

wet and horny.

I like my women like I like my raspberries:

small, greasy andcovered with cheese.


I like my women like I like my carrots:

Out to get us all in the end.

I like my women like I like my shirt.

[shirt: Filled with me.]
[TIP: "Covered in my ejaculate. (No, wait, that's S*S)" -- S*S is covered in your manspoo?]

Busy and filled with strangers.

I like my women like I like my presidential candidates:

...flat and durable...

I like my women like I like my zombies...

...too good to be true.

I like my women like I like my carpet...

At my feet.
...spread out on the floor.
...Persian.
...laid on my hard wood.
...made out of a bear? K, you sick fuck.

Edit: dammit, Chicken.


...like Sunday afternoons: once a week.


I like my women like I like my international travel experiences:

...loaded?
...full metal jacketed?
...explosive?

I like my men like I like my umbrella...