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Offline Hippie

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Re: I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #1040 on: May 21, 2011, 06:27:48 AM »
Quote from: DarthParadox on May 19, 2011, 09:21:15 PM
...full of zombies and kickass music.

I like my women like I like my homicidal AIs...

... deceptively cute and relentless.

I like my sexy thangs like I like my carry-on luggage...
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Re: I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #1041 on: May 24, 2011, 07:18:18 AM »
Quote from: Hippie on May 21, 2011, 06:27:48 AM
... deceptively cute and relentless.

I like my sexy thangs like I like my carry-on luggage...
...carrying your essentials, and small enough to cram into the overhead compartment.

I like my sexbombs like I like my free dental floss samplers...
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Re: I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #1042 on: June 02, 2011, 05:08:43 PM »
Thin, pale, wiry, with no sign of intelligence and liable to run out at any time but at least not likely to snap at the slightest provocation?

I like my bed sharers like I like my BBC comedy DVDs...
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