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Offline dadu

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I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2008, 05:43:43 PM »
...hot and bubbly.

I like my women like I like my iced tea.

(I like it better in sandbox, but that's because I usually never go into games :( just my opinion)
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I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2008, 05:51:39 PM »
...strong, sweet, and goes down easy.

I like my women like I like my books...
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I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #42 on: April 21, 2008, 05:51:49 PM »
... bound tightly.

I like my women like I like my comics...

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« Reply #43 on: April 21, 2008, 05:57:59 PM »
Quick and mindless.

I like my women like I like my coinage.
I am both much more foolish and a great deal less absurd than I am likely to seem.

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« Reply #44 on: April 21, 2008, 06:06:55 PM »
Tarnished and fake.

I like my women like I like my operating systems...
I'll write some halfway decent code, between the bookbinding and the sex...

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I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #45 on: April 21, 2008, 06:08:11 PM »
...fat and 32 (next month)

I like my men like I like my snacks...
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« Reply #46 on: April 21, 2008, 06:09:27 PM »
Greasy and wrapped in plastic.

I like my women like I like my paper...
I'll write some halfway decent code, between the bookbinding and the sex...

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I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #47 on: April 21, 2008, 06:12:04 PM »
...crumpled up and tossed in a corner?

I like my men like I like my landscaping...
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« Reply #48 on: April 21, 2008, 06:13:02 PM »
Long range.

I like my women like I like my cattle...
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I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2008, 06:29:22 PM »
...meaty and chock full of hormones.

I like my men like I like my credit cards...
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I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #50 on: April 21, 2008, 06:31:39 PM »
...with a high spending limit.

I like I men like I like my chocolate...
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« Reply #51 on: April 21, 2008, 06:43:36 PM »
Melted in your mouth, not in your hand.

I like my women like I like my booze...
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I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #52 on: April 21, 2008, 07:34:53 PM »
....smooth and full-bodied.

I like my women like I like my temporal paradoxes....
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I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #53 on: April 21, 2008, 07:44:29 PM »
...Hard to think about without getting a headache.

I like my men like I like my phone calls...

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I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #54 on: April 21, 2008, 07:47:53 PM »
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...uninterrupted.

I like my women like I like my home movie format...

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I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #55 on: April 21, 2008, 07:50:31 PM »
...with lots of finger work at the beginning, hours of tongue in the middle, and both finishing at the same time.

**shakes fist at Adam**

I like my women like I like my home movie format...

...high quality, reusable, portable, and easily disposed of.

I like my women like I like my wood paneled cabinets...
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"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit." -- Oscar Wilde
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I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #56 on: April 21, 2008, 07:55:43 PM »
...making a good sound when you slam 'em.
ETA: or knock on 'em.
(more normal sense of cabinets? I guess the former was for cupboards)

I like my wo/men like I like my graph paper...

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« Reply #57 on: April 21, 2008, 08:23:51 PM »
...graduated.

I like my women like I like my feet...
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I like my [women] like I like my...
« Reply #58 on: April 21, 2008, 08:34:49 PM »
...hairy.

I like my women like I like my catatonia...
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« Reply #59 on: April 21, 2008, 08:40:27 PM »
...paralyzed and cold to the touch.

I like my men like I like my ginger bread...
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