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glasswalker Reply #740 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted September 01, 2008, 11:22:02 PM

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You know what that song's really about, right?

....involving long stretches of in-tunnel time.

I like my gosurori-clad fangirls like I like my freak weather occurrences....
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"I've been letting the weather and my stomach muscles and a great chord change in a Pretenders single make up my mind for me, and I want to do it for myself."
 - Nick Hornby, High Fidelity

Dum spero spiro.

In omnibus requiem quaesivi, et nusquam inveni nisi in angulo cum libro.
toolazytoworktoobusynotto Reply #741 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted September 04, 2008, 05:24:41 AM
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...disrupting your life forever, never to be seen again.

I like my non-skeletal female forms like I like my mobile phone...
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“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” - Albert Einstein

"I with uncovered head, Salute the sacred dead, Who went, and who return not" -James Russell Lowell
Aeryven Reply #742 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted September 04, 2008, 09:56:42 AM
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...tying you to a contract and sucking your bank account dry every month?

I like my women like I like my morning potty break...
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Majestrix Reply #743 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted September 04, 2008, 10:53:58 AM

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The Sociopathic Queen Of Evil

...harder to aim as I get older.

I like my women like I like my grapey tasting Rolos...
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She broke your heart and inadvertently led men to deviant lifestyles.
AmandaZuke Reply #744 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted September 04, 2008, 11:30:21 AM

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Da Boss's Plus One

...a little odd, but tasty.

I like my honeys like I like my moneys...
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Everything is not enough; nothing is too much to bear
where you been is good and gone, all you keep's the getting there

-- Cowboy Junkies, "To Live is to Fly"
Crystal Reply #745 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted September 04, 2008, 01:03:26 PM
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Adorkable.

...plentiful and easy to spread around.

I like my partners like I like my undergarments.
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toolazytoworktoobusynotto Reply #746 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted September 05, 2008, 02:13:43 PM
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...rubbing against your lady parts.

I like my fleshy female companions like I like my cadbury adverts...
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“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” - Albert Einstein

"I with uncovered head, Salute the sacred dead, Who went, and who return not" -James Russell Lowell
Crystal Reply #747 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted September 05, 2008, 02:27:15 PM
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Adorkable.

...full of chocolate and possessed of a good sense of humor.

I like my S.O.s like I like my tea...
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Hippie Reply #748 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted September 10, 2008, 10:39:23 AM
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… steeped for a good long time in scalding water and served in bone china. Heh.

 I like my men like I like my health food stores…
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fixer Reply #749 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted September 10, 2008, 06:33:30 PM

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'Lock's minx

...full of fruits and nuts!

I like my sweetums like I like my seashells...
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My mistakes and inadequacies must be more amusing than even the lid off a milk carton. ~Coani

Well, if we're talking about a fantasy ideal world, then I might be a woman, but you would have been stoned to death by an angry mob several years ago. ~S*S
glasswalker Reply #750 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted October 04, 2008, 03:43:06 PM

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You know what that song's really about, right?

....decorative and strategically-placed.

I like my idol singers like I like my Leslie Nielsen movies....
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"I've been letting the weather and my stomach muscles and a great chord change in a Pretenders single make up my mind for me, and I want to do it for myself."
 - Nick Hornby, High Fidelity

Dum spero spiro.

In omnibus requiem quaesivi, et nusquam inveni nisi in angulo cum libro.
Aeryven Reply #751 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted October 04, 2008, 04:27:41 PM
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...spewing out gags every 20 seconds.

I like my women like I like my roast beef sandwiches...
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Hippie Reply #752 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted October 06, 2008, 08:20:19 AM
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... rare and slathered with mayonnaise.

I like my guys like I like my online games...
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AmandaZuke Reply #753 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted October 06, 2008, 09:06:11 AM

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Da Boss's Plus One

...pretty and fun, but without much real-world benefit.

I like my honeys like I like my webchat...
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Everything is not enough; nothing is too much to bear
where you been is good and gone, all you keep's the getting there

-- Cowboy Junkies, "To Live is to Fly"
Aeryven Reply #754 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted October 06, 2008, 02:47:37 PM
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...NAKED.

I like my squoze-toys like I like my days off...
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glasswalker Reply #755 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted October 06, 2008, 10:08:07 PM

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You know what that song's really about, right?

....rare, precious, and inevitably spoiled by someone's shoddy planning.

I like my plaid-skirt-wearing schoolgirls (Catholic or otherwise) like I like my late-night walks downtown....
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"I've been letting the weather and my stomach muscles and a great chord change in a Pretenders single make up my mind for me, and I want to do it for myself."
 - Nick Hornby, High Fidelity

Dum spero spiro.

In omnibus requiem quaesivi, et nusquam inveni nisi in angulo cum libro.
Hippie Reply #756 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted October 07, 2008, 10:37:47 AM
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... extremely dangerous yet intriguing.

I like my dudes like I like my train wreck TV shows...
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Klaus von Phisstybuns Reply #757 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted October 07, 2008, 11:41:51 AM
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In League With You Know Who

 . . lots of screaming, and lots of blood.

I like my BBW like I like eating raw garlic.
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Jeans for 400 dollars?!?  To which I replied, "will they at least pleasure me sexually?"
Aeryven Reply #758 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted October 07, 2008, 03:03:27 PM
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...um...flavourful?

I like my hot chicks like I like my bread sticks...
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Hippie Reply #759 in I like my [women] like I like my... — Posted October 07, 2008, 07:57:33 PM
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... free at most Italian restaurants and freshly baked.

I like my guys like I like my pajamas...
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