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Offline Count PuPPula

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Storytime! Line by line.
« on: September 22, 2010, 05:53:57 PM »
((Lets write a story, one line at a time, guys!)

Once upon a time there was a frog who forgot his name...
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2010, 06:16:03 PM »
...with feet as white as snow.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2010, 07:23:33 PM »
The white-footed frog liked to spy on his neighbor, the rabbit.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2010, 07:24:37 PM »
He was pretty sure that watching the rabbit would provide clues to remember his name.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2010, 07:29:47 PM »
However, he knew the rabbit couldn't be trusted.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2010, 07:31:34 PM »
He had come to this conclusions by watching the rabbit sorting through his big box of "things to keep from the frog."
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2010, 08:00:19 PM »
It was the largest box the frog had ever seen.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2010, 08:41:05 PM »
And that frog had seen a lot of boxes.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2010, 09:07:41 PM »
Frog's reverie is broken when the fence he was peeking through begins tipping over.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2010, 03:12:20 AM »
Startled, the rabbit grabbed his trusty machete and left his hutch to investigate.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2010, 08:28:58 AM »
The frog tried to hide, but his white feet prevented any efforts to blend into his surroundings.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2010, 02:20:53 PM »
The rabbit marched straight toward him.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2010, 02:30:31 PM »
"I'm going to disembowel you, Rosencrantz, you nosy bastard," the rabbit declared.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2010, 02:33:44 PM »
"My name is Rosencrantz?  Seriously?" questioned the Frog with a genuine sincerity.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2010, 03:11:38 PM »
"Ha! I know that would get you to reply," gloated the rabbit, who the frog could now see was quite blind.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2010, 03:35:52 PM »
At that moment, a wandering samurai walked by to see a blind rabbit swing a machete at a white footed frog, only to miss by three feet.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2010, 03:54:41 PM »
The samurai patted himself down frantically, finally finding a thin-stemmed pipe and a packet.  He tossed them aside, muttering "Shizune-nee was right, I need to stop smoking that."
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2010, 04:46:52 PM »
The frog saw the passing samurai and cried, "GUILDENSTERN YOU MUST HELP ME"
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2010, 05:40:01 PM »
To this the samurai responded, 'Who? You must have mistaken me for someone else. My name is Barry."
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2010, 07:27:32 PM »
"BARRY GUILDENSTERN YOU MUST HELP ME"
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"Wasn't until years later we found out what fag -really- meant."
"-You're- a fag."
"No no...a fag's a cigarette...remember?"
"-You're- a cigarette."
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