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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2010, 02:55:44 PM »
The rabbit glanced over the horrific scene.  "What a long, strange trip it's been...", he mumbled.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2010, 03:15:52 PM »
One pirate's sword goes flying from the bus, cutting a second bloody gash on Gunter's wife's other cheek.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #42 on: November 07, 2010, 01:30:03 AM »
Gunter, tossed from the bus while it was tripping, got up from his crumbled position on the ground and ran to his wife.  "You see!" he yelled, "This is what happens when you use multiple tenses while telling a story!" and he pointed to her bleeding cheeks.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #43 on: November 07, 2010, 01:36:34 AM »
Gunter's wife held out a small blue pill and said, "Shut up and take this, you old coot; let's avoid dangling participles AND multiple tenses."
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #44 on: November 07, 2010, 03:29:15 AM »
That's when Gunter noticed his wife had six fingers on the one hand.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #45 on: November 07, 2010, 05:48:51 AM »
He found this quite odd, because before, there had been seven.  "What happened to your finger, Lily?", he questioned.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #46 on: November 07, 2010, 08:10:35 AM »
Lily looked away ashamed and said, "It was the one-armed man."
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #47 on: November 11, 2010, 12:27:33 PM »
"Not the one armed man!" Gunter wailed in despair.

"Yes, the one armed man," muttered a filthy peasant, passing by with an AK-47 and a red herring.
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #48 on: November 30, 2010, 07:56:48 PM »
The rabbit waggled his nose suspiciously. "Hey, wait a minute. The guy who interviewed me at the latex factory had one arm. How many one-armed latex factory foremen can there be? I smell something fishy."
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #49 on: December 01, 2010, 12:10:26 AM »
"Well, the smell is either coming from the red herring that peasant was carrying, or from the horde of zombie ninjas crawling out of the bus," said the frog as he pointed towards a bus full of zombie ninjas who then quickly and stealthily lurched into the shadows and disappeared in complete silence (besides some zombie moaning, of course, but it was quiet moaning.)
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Re: Storytime! Line by line.
« Reply #50 on: December 04, 2010, 02:30:50 AM »
"Oh shit, zombie ninjas!" the rabbit yelled out.  "It's a good thing I've still got my machete."
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