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Aeryven Reply #380 in Twisted Wishes — Posted July 07, 2008, 05:02:19 AM
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GRANTED!

Unfortunately, in order to fit it into your closet it had to be shrunk down to Ken and Barbie size. Sorry about that...

I wish this goddamned sore throat would just GO AWAY already.  Angry
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toolazytoworktoobusynotto Reply #381 in Twisted Wishes — Posted July 07, 2008, 09:35:11 AM
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Granted. It chooses to migrate... to your genitals. That sore, itchy feeling? It's gonna live DOWN THERE for the next 6 months. Then it's gonna move to your anus.

I wish I knew.
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sonofjello Reply #382 in Twisted Wishes — Posted July 07, 2008, 10:40:10 AM
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Granted!

You now know everything there is to know about any person or object you look at.  This includes what they think and feel at every moment.  The overwhelming mass of violence, sexual deviancy, hurt, loss, and desire forces you to sew your own eyes shut and wander the earth in search of long lost inner peace.

I wish I could get out of debt without resorting to prostitution.
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glasswalker Reply #383 in Twisted Wishes — Posted July 09, 2008, 10:10:41 PM
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You know what that song's really about, right?
Boom-baby!

You now know the sure path of becoming debt-free without selling your body.  So you sell your soul.... to La Cosa Nostra!  Good news, you make enough to pay off your debts.  Bad news, you have a new debt, to the Don.... and no one retires from "this thing of ours."

I wish I had a hot female forumite who would do my every bidding.
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Bale Fire Reply #384 in Twisted Wishes — Posted July 10, 2008, 12:16:14 AM
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Life begins with a touch of death.
Wish granted. How ever there is a bit of bad news attached to this. You find out that she is related to you. Closely. Funny your mum never mentioned you had a sister so near in age.

I wish that DHS had an ounce of sense in their petty little heads.
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ACapellaLegend Reply #385 in Twisted Wishes — Posted July 14, 2008, 09:10:23 AM
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I sing tenor. I has no balls.
SHAZAM!

The DHS now has an ounce of sense in their petty little heads...but, thats all they have in there. Now, they are even more hard to deal with.

Good Luck!

I wish that my life was better then it is now.
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Klaus von Phisstybuns Reply #386 in Twisted Wishes — Posted July 14, 2008, 09:22:41 AM
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ALLAH BEEM!!!

Your life is ultimately better then it is now, though, comparatively, it's still worse then everyone else's.

I wish I find some good dried salmon for locks and cream cheese dammit.
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Aeryven Reply #387 in Twisted Wishes — Posted July 14, 2008, 02:05:11 PM
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SHAZBOT!

You find some good dried salmon for locks and cream cheese dammit. um.. but... it's... not... so... good...?

I got nothing. *smacks you in the head with a trout* yeah

I wish I had gotten to spend some time with my girlfriend this weekend. Sad
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IridiumFleas Reply #388 in Twisted Wishes — Posted July 14, 2008, 07:07:24 PM
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Weave the world, dance the puppets, call the muse
Backwards talking stop could I that wish I.

*hides*

Lover worse a, rather, er.

Lover bad a you makes AND amnesia causes that STD exotic an have you because remember don't you but.

Done!
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Bale Fire Reply #389 in Twisted Wishes — Posted July 16, 2008, 02:12:56 PM
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Life begins with a touch of death.
Shazam! You no longer talk/ type backwards. As a matter of fact you no longer talk at all. All forms of communication are completely foreign to you causing a flux in both your personal and professional life.

I wish I could pass Trig. without trying.
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Aeryven Reply #390 in Twisted Wishes — Posted July 16, 2008, 04:33:11 PM
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BIPPETY BOPPITY BAMF!

You don't try to pass trig, but pass anyway. Your trig teacher becomes suspicious and reports you to the dean for cheating. You are expelled shortly thereafter.

I wish my apartment would clean itself at the push of a button.
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stargazer2 Reply #391 in Twisted Wishes — Posted July 16, 2008, 07:21:56 PM
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Done!  You now live in a toilet.

I wish I had four arms
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Symmetry Reply #392 in Twisted Wishes — Posted July 17, 2008, 06:52:28 AM
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安堵竜
*waves  wand*

You now have an extra two arms where your legs used to be.  Walking might be a bit more difficult.

I wish I had a bigger apartment at the same convenient location.
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'Because ten billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral... it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness.'
glasswalker Reply #393 in Twisted Wishes — Posted July 22, 2008, 07:25:42 PM
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You know what that song's really about, right?
Granted!  Your apartment is much, much bigger.... subjectively so, since you're now the size of a mustard seed.  This'll be a bitch to explain at work.

I wish the DVDs I just ordered were here now.
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sonofjello Reply #394 in Twisted Wishes — Posted August 25, 2008, 09:51:26 PM
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Look behind your Anime rack, They're there.  Turns out, you already own them. But you can't send the new ones back because they got damaged in the mail.  Fuck you, UPS!

I wish I didn't always end up hating my job.
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toolazytoworktoobusynotto Reply #395 in Twisted Wishes — Posted August 26, 2008, 06:38:42 PM
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Congratulations. You will now love whatever job you get. Which may be difficult as you now have an I.Q of 17. The only job you will may be qualified for is making sure the m&m's all have little white m's printed on them. Until you get sacked for eating too many and vomiting into the machine, throwing away all the 'w's, and urinating on the floor, that is. Hope you enjoy living out your days in a hospital.

I wish I didn't have quite so much work to do before my holiday, and my deadlines could be extended to account for the two weeks I've booked off.
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