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Versus
« on: May 23, 2006, 07:07:30 PM »

      Versus: Name off two persons to do battle. The responder then picks one person as the winner, and writes a little bit on why that person is obviously superior. Alrighty, have at.

         John Stewart vs. Stephen Colbert
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Re: Versus
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2006, 05:14:48 AM »
Janet Reno versus Madeline Albright
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Re: Versus
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2006, 07:36:02 AM »
Quote from: toranoraneko on May 23, 2006, 07:07:30 PM
John Stewart vs. Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert wins by virtue of having christmas.

Hillary Clinton vs. Condy Rice.
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Re: Versus
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2006, 11:47:20 AM »
Condi Rice kicks ass because she was a figure skater, so she takes those picks on the front and jumps ugly on Hillary's ass.

Janet Reno Versus Madeline Albright.  (I didn't see the two Toro had offered ... part of the problems I have with the whole scrolling thing by message ...)
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Re: Versus
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2006, 09:50:04 AM »
Janet Reno. She looks like my middle school gym teacher: hella scary. Plus, I think Albright is a little more civilized than Reno.

Aaron Spelling vs. Bob Barker.
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Re: Versus
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2006, 09:53:19 AM »
Bob Barker, the man kicked Happy Gilmore's butt!  Bareknuckle boxing!

Fred Flintstone vs. George Jetson
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Re: Versus
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2006, 10:43:24 AM »
Fred. COME ON. The guy is a fucking MEATHOUSE. George Jetson might have his futuristic gizmos but he's essentially scrawny and weak.

Superman vs Sentry.
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Re: Versus
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2006, 10:47:33 AM »
Superman can pretty much kick all ass when he's, y'know, alive.

Charles Manson vs. Marilyn Manson
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Re: Versus
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2006, 12:25:38 PM »
Charlie hands down.  He'd flip after listening to some of Marilyn's music, and that would be the end of it.

L. Ron Hubbard versus Brigham Young
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Re: Versus
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2006, 12:55:22 PM »
L. Ron Hubbard, because he had a boat. Even Cthulhu can't beat a boat.

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Re: Versus
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2006, 06:40:40 AM »
Cthulhu. I don't even have to explain why. Boats nonwithstanding.

Eddie Vedder vs Chris Cornell.
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Re: Versus
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2006, 10:03:09 AM »
Why do I keep coming in on people I dont know!

I say Chris Cornell, cause his name is aliteration.

Big Bird vs the giant chicken from Family Guy.
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Re: Versus
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2006, 07:54:14 PM »
Big Bird, because he knows if he loses, he'll get the ass fucking from hell from Oscar the Grouch without even the hint of a reach around.

Tony Soprano versus Vito Corleone
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Re: Versus
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2006, 06:16:51 AM »
One on one, or gang vs gang? One on one, Tony Soprano wins, even against young Vito from part 2. Gang vs gang, the Sopranos haven't a chance once Sonny and Luca Brasi get on their asses.

James Bond vs Indiana Jones.
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Re: Versus
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2006, 07:10:30 AM »
Hmmm... James Bond has an over-reliance on sophisticated gadgets, whereas Indiana once destroyed a tank with a rock and a leather bullwhip. If Bond's already exhausted all his gadgets, he's toast, but if they both start with their usual gear, Bond's gadgets give him an edge over Indiana.

Richard B. Riddick versus Serenity.
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Re: Versus
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2006, 08:01:11 AM »
Riddick. Hands down. He'll ghost everyone on that ship with their own shivs - starting with the annyong psychic emo kid.

Aeon (Aeon Flux CARTOON) vs Selene (Underworld).
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Re: Versus
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2006, 07:01:47 AM »
Doesn't really matter. I'd just be trying to sell tickets to get in to see the fight. Selene, though. Probably.

Capt. Jack Sparrow vs. Capt. Jack Harkness
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Re: Versus
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2006, 03:23:09 PM »
Jack Harkness, because of the pulling a gun out of *ahem* nowhere while nekkid.

Oops, almost forgot my match-up:

Battle of the Pirates:
Captain Harlock vs. Captain Jack Sparrow!
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Re: Versus
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2011, 08:32:23 PM »
Quote from: Count_Zero on June 08, 2006, 03:23:09 PM
Captain Harlock vs. Captain Jack Sparrow!

Captain Harlock, b/c he has a spaceship.  One rock dropped from orbit means no more Black Pearl and thus no more CJS

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A Rottweiler vs. a Rottweiler's Weight in Chihuahuas?1


1. No actual animals were/are harmed in this match, much like Schrodinger's cat these dogs are hypothetical.
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Re: Versus
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2011, 07:10:04 PM »
The rottie. Despite the obvious number advantage the chihuahuas would begin losing numbers very rapidly. Heads too probably.

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