Author Topic: Versus (Read 2783 times)

Tamsin · « **Reply #20 on:** July 28, 2011, 07:20:50 PM »

I'm not sure they'd fight. They'd probably go out for take-out curry and talk about kittens and Tori Amos.

EnsoMu · « **Reply #21 on:** July 28, 2011, 08:23:55 PM »

Quote from: Tamsin on July 28, 2011, 07:20:50 PM

I'm not sure they'd fight. They'd probably go out for take-out curry and talk about kittens and Tori Amos.

Chihuahuas? They are pure concentrated evil in dog form. Plus they have The Rage_TM if they did go out, it would be to slip arsenic in the the rottie's curry.

And to answer yours Death (Pratchett)
The reason, it comes do to genre savvy. His Death would be able to meta win the contest.

Here's mine.

Capt Jack Harkness vs. Rube and the reapers from Dead Like Me

Tamsin · « **Reply #22 on:** July 29, 2011, 06:32:29 AM »

No fight. Jack would just seduce them all. Somehow. His sexuality knows no constraints of time, nor space, nor gender, nor species (so long as it's sentient), nor the Veil itself.

X-Men's Rogue vs. G.I. Joe's Baroness.

Evil Buddha Head · « **Reply #23 on:** July 29, 2011, 07:26:35 AM »

Quote from: Tamsin on July 29, 2011, 06:32:29 AM

X-Men's Rogue vs. G.I. Joe's Baroness.

Rogue at what point in time? Original Rogue? Ms Marvel-powered Rogue? Post Messiah Complex Rogue??? I'm goin to vote Rogue no matter what but I need to know what powers she will have for this epic cat fight!

Harry Dresden vs. John Constantine.

Tamsin · « **Reply #24 on:** July 29, 2011, 07:58:54 AM »

Either Ms Marvel-powered or all of the above.

Narcissa · « **Reply #25 on:** October 23, 2011, 12:17:27 PM »

Quote from: Evil Buddha Head on July 29, 2011, 07:26:35 AM

Rogue at what point in time? Original Rogue? Ms Marvel-powered Rogue? Post Messiah Complex Rogue??? I'm goin to vote Rogue no matter what but I need to know what powers she will have for this epic cat fight!

Harry Dresden vs. John Constantine.

So, we agree on Rogue.

And I'd say Dresden. He consistently destroys people and beings with 10 times his magical power, who are also bigger and stronger and smarter than him. Constantine's nearly 60 years old, now, and getting frail. Nothing beats Dresden, little-engine-that-could that he is.

Elton John vs. Martha Stewart

catfishncod · « **Reply #26 on:** October 23, 2011, 04:41:41 PM »

Quote from: Narcissa on October 23, 2011, 12:17:27 PM

Elton John vs. Martha Stewart

Sorry, but Martha's ability to spruce up Sir Elton's (deliberately?) horrifying fashion and decoration sense will beat Elton's superior musical talent. Martha will just release a CD with his stuff set to pleasant jazz backgrounds and keep on marching.

Mary Poppins vs. Susan Sto Helit

Crystal · « **Reply #27 on:** October 23, 2011, 04:46:12 PM »

Susan, all the way. Especially if she has a poker. Mary Poppins might be able to do a lot of magical things, but Susan is Death's Granddaughter. At absolute worst, she just has to wait. And she's good at waiting...

edit: Captain Marvel vs Captain America.

Hippie · « **Reply #28 on:** October 24, 2011, 03:25:30 AM »

Shazam! I know Captain Marvel has had his ass handed to him a couple times by Superman, but he has so much more in the way of personality than bland ol' Captain America. Also, I admit, I've always been a DC fangirl.

(so... er, the ass whuppings were kept in the family?)

Hmmm... okay, Spider-Girl (May Parker) vs. Zatanna Zatara.

Count PuPPula · « **Reply #29 on:** October 24, 2011, 12:05:35 PM »

Lrigredips, esol siht thgif!

Zorro v. Robin Hood

Narcissa · « **Reply #30 on:** November 02, 2011, 02:42:32 PM »

Robin Hood, if only because he can shoot from afar and with enough precision not to hurt Zorro, but to disable him until he can get close enough to evaluate him as a potential threat and/or ally. Zorro's amazing swordplay might help him deflect arrows, but honestly a lot of his projectile avoidance was sheer dumb luck based on a cadre of enemies who are all terribly bad shots.

The Fruit of the Loom guys vs. Mr. Peanut.

Cytherea · « **Reply #31 on:** November 02, 2011, 03:57:29 PM »

Fruit of the Loom guys win over Mr Peanut; they're used to handling guys and their nuts.

Bullwinkle the Moose vs Dudley Do-Right.

catfishncod · « **Reply #32 on:** November 02, 2011, 11:45:52 PM »

Quote from: Cytherea on November 02, 2011, 03:57:29 PM

Fruit of the Loom guys win over Mr Peanut; they're used to handling guys and their nuts.

Bullwinkle the Moose vs Dudley Do-Right.

Since neither one is capable of blowing their nose, this comes down to companions. Sorry, but Rocky beats Horse.

Charlie Chaplain vs. Buster Keaton

LrsDude · « **Reply #33 on:** November 03, 2011, 12:13:47 AM »

Buster Keaton. He has the physical edge thanks to his upbringing in the circus giving him an incredible tolerance for pain, while Charlie is too bummed out that Hilter intentionally stole his look.

Wall-E vs. R2-D2

Narcissa · « **Reply #34 on:** November 03, 2011, 12:16:19 AM »

You kiddin me? Charlie Chaplin had a cane. Buster Keaton was always falling down. Chaplin could knock the legs right out from under him.

Wall-E vs. R2, huh? Well. R2. He wasn't a violent robot, but he did have weapons at his disposal. And a lot of friends, whereas Wall-E was just depressed and lonely for most of his life. Poor guy.

Carly Simon vs. Carole King

Hippie · « **Reply #35 on:** November 03, 2011, 04:33:00 PM »

Ms. Simon only because I think she'd unhinge her jaw and eat Carole's face.

Smokey Bear vs. Joe Camel.

Narcissa · « **Reply #36 on:** November 03, 2011, 06:05:51 PM »

Smokey! Camel smokes, and Smokey puts out fires. So Camel would eventually go into a nicotine-craving withdrawal and start trying to rampage, but Smokey, slow and steady, with his wits intact, would talk him down, and then kindly send him to some sort of nicotine rehab facility.

As a side note, the world really needs nicotine rehab facilities...

Hm. Eddie Murphy vs. Mike Myers.

Tantrill · « **Reply #37 on:** November 09, 2011, 03:14:16 PM »

Eddie Murphy simply because he was able to make a space detective movie [Look up Pluto Nash while I laugh at you].

Thomas Edison vs. Nicolai Tesla

Tamsin · « **Reply #38 on:** March 09, 2012, 08:37:37 AM »

Tesla because he was a scary supervillain genius whose inventions were so advanced he made shit like an earthquake machine and we still can't figure out most of what he was actually doing.

The wizard of Menlo Park, though, was a better marketer, people person, and in some cases actually stole his ideas. He wasn't a better inventor.

So in a tech-based supervillain fight, Tesla wins, although Edison would give a close showing because he could probably assemble a better league of electric villainy with his superior social skills.

Calamity Jane vs. Anne Bonny

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