Drunk Disturbance (02:25 hrs, 11/15/11) — Officers responded to a food fight on board a fishing vessel, where they found that the captain and another man had thrown mashed potatoes, corn dogs and jalapenos at the cook's stateroom door. The captain, who denied involvement until reminded by officers that his shoes were covered with food similar to that found in the hallway, was advised to apologize and treat his crew with more respect.
BURGLARY: A guy was found sleeping in the victim’s vehicle in the 19500 block of Fremont Ave. N. after attempting to take the vehicle using the wrong keys he stole from the victim’s house.
VERY DRUNK MAN: Norcom requested police help in the 18200 block of 29 th Pl NE. The 58-year-old man had been drinking quite heavily but was cooperative with police.
ASSAULT: A server at Denny’s at 904 N. 155 th St. came into the kitchen very angry and upset Sunday morning and threatened a cook with a knife for cooking food poorly.
You must find real logs. Please do not make up your own. Read the paper. It is funny. Smaller papers tend to have the best ones.
But, but I *can* write my own AND have them be real!
Assistance Rendered (13:56 hrs, 2/24/12) — Officers responded to the airport regarding a report of a drunken man causing numerous problems in the terminal. Investigation revealed that a single besotted man had roundly cursed airline employees and attempted to pick fights with no less than five people. His last victim, who told officers he was performing a community service, smacked the drunk on the head and then stood over him and told him not to be so rude. None of the victims wished to pursue charges, as they all felt justice had already been served.
Assistance Rendered (Saturday 31 March 2012, 2:46 a.m.) - Officer assistance was requested at what appeared to be a fight at the Harbor View Bar, but which was in fact a drunken man and woman falling down, getting up, falling down again and then getting up with assistance which was clearly needed but not appreciated.
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