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Offline Bale Fire

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« on: July 01, 2007, 05:39:13 PM »
I know everybody has little what if's running through their head. They plague us all the time so give the most plaguing and see what you get in return.

What if there really is no tommorrow?
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2007, 06:05:03 PM »
What if everyone who I think respects and likes me really just pities me?
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2007, 08:13:48 PM »
What if I killed became a vigilante?
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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2007, 08:39:09 PM »
What if I find out I can't make it in Culinary Arts School?
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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2007, 10:50:12 PM »
What if I get a different job, only to find that I hate it as much as my current one?
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2007, 12:17:51 AM »
What if it really is over for good this time?
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2007, 07:11:27 AM »
What if I'm not good enough?
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2007, 07:14:46 AM »
What if the zombies come?
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2007, 07:39:03 AM »
Quote from: Wicked on July 02, 2007, 07:14:46 AM
What if the zombies come?

I have 37 zombie plans.
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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2007, 07:42:53 AM »
What if I get fired, or lose my job?
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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2007, 03:01:27 PM »
What if I can't handle living away from home?
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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2007, 08:20:07 AM »
Quote from: Starlock on July 02, 2007, 07:39:03 AM
I have 37 zombie plans.

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I don't think Ive said this before, but you, sir, are my fucking IDOL.
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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2007, 10:00:28 AM »
What if we won the lottery?
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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2007, 10:09:04 AM »
Quote from: Cytherea on July 08, 2007, 10:00:28 AM
What if we won the lottery?

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« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2007, 06:30:49 PM »
What if I just broke down and started crying.
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« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2007, 09:52:30 AM »
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
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« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2007, 07:36:32 PM »
What if I stopped wondering what if?
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« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2007, 08:23:51 PM »
What if I stopped upholding my principles and started doing things the easy way?

What if I could numb myself to what I feel is right and wrong and just do what is gratifying?
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« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2007, 01:15:22 AM »
What if it is?

What if it isn't?

What if its not?

What if it is?

What if its really kind of just out there?

What if the bacon really is just too greasy?

What if its not really bacon?

What if it IS bacon?

What if that other thing is actually bacon?

What if I don't actually have any bacon?

What if the dolphins came around?

What if the gorillas came around?

What if the gorillas came around to the dolphins? (oh god)

What if I went there?

What if I just stayed here?

What if I just kinda sat here and scooched over to the left like, an inch, just like that, like I'm doing now?  Oh wait, nevermind.

But what if...

.....what if its all not really like that.


But what if it is?
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« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2007, 02:18:03 PM »
What if you shut up? *bitchslaps Mach*   :P
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