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Offline Micahputer

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« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2007, 09:55:10 AM »
What if I was discovered to be the world's greatest singer while I was in the shower?

What if I was just discovered in the shower?

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Offline Bale Fire

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« Reply #41 on: August 01, 2007, 11:15:38 AM »
What if I had a time machine?
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« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2007, 01:15:15 AM »
What if I suddenly caught on fire.
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« Reply #43 on: October 24, 2007, 10:11:19 AM »
What if my cat would actually fucking listen to me?
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« Reply #44 on: October 24, 2007, 10:12:57 AM »
What if cats understood everything we said?
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« Reply #45 on: October 24, 2007, 04:48:50 PM »
What if I really don't want to?
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« Reply #46 on: November 02, 2007, 01:40:27 AM »
What if I don't wake up in the morning.
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« Reply #47 on: March 13, 2008, 06:29:38 AM »
What if I could push everyone away and find true peace within myself?
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« Reply #48 on: March 13, 2008, 09:05:30 AM »
...what if I just...ate this...
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« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2008, 09:33:50 AM »
What if Im right?
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« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2008, 04:29:52 PM »
What if I actually went out and promoted my art?
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« Reply #51 on: March 13, 2008, 05:22:45 PM »
What if the monkeys.
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« Reply #52 on: March 13, 2008, 06:05:27 PM »
What if my foot falls off?
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« Reply #53 on: March 13, 2008, 11:20:01 PM »
What if I can't afford to pay my student loans?
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« Reply #54 on: March 13, 2008, 11:45:48 PM »
What if my student loans join with BF's student loans to become some sort of mutant death student loans hell bent on world domination?
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« Reply #55 on: March 14, 2008, 01:35:54 AM »
It can happen.
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« Reply #56 on: March 14, 2008, 11:04:06 AM »
What if the only thing that was capable of stopping the combined student loans from world domination was smooth jazz?

*taps my tower* Bring it.
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« Reply #57 on: March 14, 2008, 02:36:51 PM »
GOD WAS ONE OF US.
Just a slob, like one of us!
Just a stranger, on a bus!
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« Reply #58 on: March 19, 2008, 12:19:46 PM »
what if i went to band camp
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« Reply #59 on: March 19, 2008, 12:21:30 PM »
We wouldn't miss you.
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