Author Topic: You might be a nerd if (Read 24963 times)

jabbaciv · « **on:** October 17, 2006, 01:44:18 PM »

Rules: Just post one or a few "you might be a nerd" things, in the manner that I have. Don't repeat anybody else's in the thread. Outside of that, you can make them up or take them from another nerd list somewhere, so long as it's funny.

Go!
You might be a nerd if

...anytime somebody mentions tic tac toe, you say "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."

Coyote · « **Reply #1 on:** October 17, 2006, 01:47:09 PM »

...your dice collection is bigger than most casinos.

007bistromath · « **Reply #2 on:** October 17, 2006, 01:49:53 PM »

...your most natural reaction to "Jesus Saves" is "...and takes half damage."

jabbaciv · « **Reply #3 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:29:08 PM »

...your other natural reaction to "Jesus Saves" is "...everyone else takes damage"

Coyote · « **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:31:10 PM »

...your wardrobe contains more black in it than a goth's. (Not my fault all the good funny t-shirts are black dammit!)

phobos · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:35:46 PM »

I think it was Neil Gaiman who said that he wasn't a goth; he just thought black was a very practical colour. It goes with everything. Well, everything black...

Kyle J Cardoza · « **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:38:06 PM »

...you a) while watching House on TV, shout diagnoses at the TV, b) have never even been to med school, and c) are usually right.

Acutal quote: "She's got a fucking cardiac tamponade! Hold her down and stick the fucking needle through her pericardium and drain it out, you dumb fucks!", shouted at the top of my lungs while Manda was at work.

*hangs head in mock-shame*

007bistromath · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:40:44 PM »

...you see the Renown meter and think "power/toughness."

jabbaciv · « **Reply #8 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:58:57 PM »

...you've got one computer that works and seven in your living room that don't.

Diesa · « **Reply #9 on:** October 17, 2006, 03:03:06 PM »

You met your husband through a message board, then go on "dates" with him via WoW.

LoneCoon · « **Reply #10 on:** October 17, 2006, 03:38:11 PM »

You can assemble a full working computer with an hours notice from spare parts.

The Revolution · « **Reply #11 on:** October 17, 2006, 04:32:25 PM »

... you feel going to the gym will give you less street cred because all your true playas are at home, kickin it old school with some 'Firefly' getting cronk with that Jolt and Vault mixer, Ya feel me?

Coyote · « **Reply #12 on:** October 17, 2006, 04:40:11 PM »

...you are surrounded by Bawls bottles and wondering if you should get off your ass and recycle them already.

Fever · « **Reply #13 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:40:21 PM »

You find yourself asking "What would Kirk do?"

The Revolution · « **Reply #14 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:55:29 PM »

When a girl yells "I WILL TAKE OUT MY BAT'LETH AND CARVE THE STORY OF KAHLESS INTO YOUR STILL TWITCHING CORPSE", you get horribly aroused.

God, that's so damn sexy...

Fever · « **Reply #15 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:59:10 PM »

If you said anything out loud in the theater during a Star Wars, Star Trek, or Dungeouns and Dragons movie.

And what the hell were you doing watching Dungeons and Dragons in the theater? Did you take a date? What a nerd!

Coyote · « **Reply #16 on:** October 17, 2006, 08:01:59 PM »

...if you got yelled at for MSTing Star Trek: Nemesis.

(Which would also make the guy yelling at me a nerd too..)

The Revolution · « **Reply #17 on:** October 17, 2006, 08:04:43 PM »

Quote from: Coyote on October 17, 2006, 08:01:59 PM

...if you got yelled at for MSTing Star Trek: Nemesis.
(Which would also make the guy yelling at me a nerd too..)

... you must join your power with mine. Soon, we will Jedi our way through... uh... um...

We can MiST! Yay! I call Crow!

Coyote · « **Reply #18 on:** October 17, 2006, 08:12:25 PM »

Dammit, I wanna be the sarcastic one! Tom's too snooty! *Cries* Fine, I'm Joel then.

...when you have arguments about MST character you want to be.

The Revolution · « **Reply #19 on:** October 17, 2006, 08:16:09 PM »

Joel's better than Mike. Yes, yes, I know. People say Joel's mannerisms are the best cure for insomniacs, but he was just so damn lovable.

No hate towards Mike, though. Mike stepped up in a big way. And while he could never duplicate Joel, he made something for himself. He didn't fill the shoes, he made new impressions. Hats off to him for that.

and OH MY GOD, THERE'S NOTHING NERDY ABOUT THIS!!! We're simply stating facts!

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