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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2006, 08:17:02 PM »
... if getting your internet connection back up takes precedent over hygene.
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2006, 08:30:10 PM »
Quote from: Kyle J Cardoza on October 17, 2006, 02:38:06 PM
...you a) while watching House on TV, shout diagnoses at the TV, b) have never even been to med school, and c) are usually right.

Acutal quote: "She's got a fucking cardiac tamponade! Hold her down and stick the fucking needle through her pericardium and drain it out, you dumb fucks!", shouted at the top of my lungs while Manda was at work.

*hangs head in mock-shame*

...you can do the above for not only "real-life" medical dramas, but also for the sci-fi/fantasy universe of your choice.   
...you taught your kid to identify the planets in the solar system, a few major moons, and simply explain concepts of orbit, rotation, and parallax before she could read.
...the IT guy at work comes to you for advice about computer problems.
...you've ever gone to your boss with questions based on odd, esoteric information you've somehow stored, like the fact that ibuprofen wasn't around in 1953 - it was invented in 1969. (yes, dammit!  It was important.)
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2006, 11:19:10 PM »
...you use the terms 'LOL', 'brb', 'ORLY', 'w00t', and 'YA RLY' in everyday speech.
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2006, 11:26:06 PM »
O RLY?
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2006, 12:26:46 AM »
YA RLY!
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2006, 12:30:46 AM »
DUDE SANYA DON'T PUT YER HANGUPS ON ME

...you put up a "you might be a nerd if..." on a bulletin board.

...you point out the irony to others on the bulletin board.

...you add a wikipedia link to the word "irony".
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2006, 06:10:38 AM »
...you're subscribed to more RPG net threads then you have fingers.
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2006, 06:20:33 AM »
Three letters:

W. O. W.
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2006, 08:26:59 AM »
...if your fictional characters are significantly better dressed and looking then you.

Well, that's pretty much everybody, but...
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2006, 08:27:20 AM »
...you have more anime on your computer than porn.
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2006, 08:29:06 AM »
Quote from: Lady Malchav on October 17, 2006, 11:19:10 PM
...you use the terms 'LOL', 'brb', 'ORLY', 'w00t', and 'YA RLY' in everyday speech.

I kill people for that. With my hands. And the Death.

... Well, not woot. That's fun to say :)
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2006, 08:56:07 AM »
...you've ever tried to move the mouse cursor off your computer monitor to click on something in real life.
...you've ever hurt yourself and wondered if the injury is severe enough to justify loading your last save game.
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2006, 10:18:06 AM »
Quote from: Coyote on October 18, 2006, 08:27:20 AM
...you have more anime on your computer than porn.

$ cd ~/.pr0n
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$ cd /home/media/video/Anime
$ du -sh
31 G
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2006, 10:19:44 AM »
... really concerns you that people see you as a nerd. Like if they don't, your identity is lost.

I'm a sad, sad, sexy, sad man.
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2006, 11:06:54 AM »
...if you know what the word 'aggro' means.
...if you learned to touch-type at high speed not from a class or teaching software, but from playing a MUD.
...if you own a t-shirt designed by a webcomic artist. Double if the t-shirt is humorous. Triple if only people who read the webcomic would get the joke.
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #35 on: October 18, 2006, 11:20:06 AM »
Quote from: Tamsin on October 18, 2006, 11:06:54 AM
...if you own a t-shirt designed by a webcomic artist. Double if the t-shirt is humorous. Triple if only people who read the webcomic would get the joke.

...quadruple if you manipulate someone or something into getting it for you.
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2006, 11:36:19 AM »
Quote from: Tamsin on October 18, 2006, 11:06:54 AM
...if you know what the word 'aggro' means.
...if you learned to touch-type at high speed not from a class or teaching software, but from playing a MUD.
...if you own a t-shirt designed by a webcomic artist. Double if the t-shirt is humorous. Triple if only people who read the webcomic would get the joke.

3 out of 3! Win!

...if you've ever used win to refer to anything that is not actually a contest, e.g. "Daft Punk is win"
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2006, 01:54:57 PM »
...if your only experience in hunting is from playing Oregon Trail.  (Hunter can only carry 200 lbs my ASS!)
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2006, 01:58:29 PM »
...you try to use "ctrl + F" when looking for something in a textbook.
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2006, 02:37:02 PM »
...if you wished you could "Ctrl+F" your room because you can't find something in the somewhat organized clutter.
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