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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #340 on: April 18, 2011, 05:04:53 AM »
Well, now you have to marry me so I can have that wedding cake too.

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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #341 on: July 12, 2011, 04:03:25 PM »
I don't know about nerd, but you might be a geek if:

1. You are looking at a website of mathematics as portrayed in the media.
2. You watch a short clip of Barclay discussing unification theory with Albert Einstein
3. You then go straight to the all st eps site and look up STNG season 4 and scroll down exactly the right amount. All based on the look of the clip, rather than actual recognition of the episode.
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #342 on: September 09, 2011, 02:24:39 AM »
...if this is the best thing you've seen all day:

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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #343 on: September 09, 2011, 07:26:56 AM »
If you're a slutty geek, do I have a quiz for you:

http://mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=599&p=1
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #344 on: September 09, 2011, 10:00:11 AM »
Bam!  10 out of 10 correct.  What's a "Star Trek" about?

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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #345 on: September 10, 2011, 08:23:03 PM »
... your favorite rap is Hayek vs Keynes.
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #346 on: December 18, 2011, 01:26:46 AM »
...you build this playhouse for your kids:

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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #347 on: December 18, 2011, 04:37:13 AM »
Niiice!
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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #348 on: December 18, 2011, 11:18:31 AM »
 :yeah: OMG. That is fantastic.

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Re: You might be a nerd if
« Reply #349 on: January 30, 2012, 05:27:30 PM »
...you devote time and some serious thought to figuring out how Daleks would say "EXTERNIMATE!" in Elvish.

As near as I can guess, not being a linguist, they would say "DAGO!"
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