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Lorelei Reply #40 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted May 21, 2007, 12:17:59 PM
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I have persimmons.

Naked man Glued to Exercise bike during robbery.

Uhm....OUCH! That would suck....a LOT.

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JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - A gang stripped a South African man before gluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report Thursday.

SAPA news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits, hijacked a man in his 50s and forced him at gunpoint to take them to his home in Johannesburg.

“The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut,” SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying.

The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home, SAPA said.

South Africa is battling one of the world’s highest crime rates which has prompted concerns that violence might mar the 2010 soccer World Cup, which the country is due to host.
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K Reply #41 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted May 21, 2007, 01:09:32 PM

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Man robs bank without entering.

This guy's a goddamn genius.

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MAPLE GROVE, Minnesota - According to the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office, the Wells Fargo Bank on Weaver Lake Road in Maple Grove was robbed Saturday afternoon. Police are still looking for a suspect.

A box of flowers along with a package was sent to the bank around 12:00 p.m. The suspect called the bank manager and told her it was a bomb and to put money in a green garbage bag. He instructed her to give that money to a waiting limo.

The limo driver says he thought he was picking up a bag of clothes for the suspect. The suspect met the limo a couple blocks away and got away with the money. The bank is not saying how much money was stolen.

Surrounding streets were blocked off and the building was evacuated after the robbery.

"We do believe from his conversations with both the bank manager and the limo driver, that he was in the area and he was watching the bank," said Paul McCabe of the FBI.

The FBI is currently investigating.
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Antero Reply #42 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted May 21, 2007, 02:54:45 PM
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Not your monkey.

Shit, that is SLICK.
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Gimli Reply #43 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted May 21, 2007, 03:06:12 PM

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Where are the D&D minis? I have to see where I am!

*whistles* Damn!
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Anumati Reply #44 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted July 25, 2007, 12:31:25 AM
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http://stuff.co.nz/4140307a4560.html

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Lovemaking hedgehogs disturb the peace

German police called to investigate unusual noises in the garden of a Bremen house late on Monday were surprised to find that a pair of amorous hedgehogs were to blame.

After illuminating the garden with spotlights, officers discovered the animals making love beside the pond.

"The pair were loudly engaged in ensuring the continuity of their species," said Bremen police spokesman Ronald Walther.

"All those spectators did not worry them in the least, indeed they even intensified their activities, so the officers turned off the lights," he added.

The hedgehog breeding season runs from April to September and their lovemaking is typically accompanied by very loud puffing and snorting, usually by the female as she tries to ward off the male.
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Gudy Reply #45 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted July 25, 2007, 01:07:18 AM
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JC Chasez in a Dr Huxtable sweater

Yeah, these guys are *noisy*!

Also, while we are about amusing stuff from Germany: Nude blonde goes shopping in Germany. NSFW pictures here.

There are certain aspects about Germany I really, really like. ;-)
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Anumati Reply #46 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 07, 2007, 12:57:22 AM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a Darwin nominee.

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Man killed in head-on collision travelling on bonnet of car
NZPA | Tuesday, 7 August 2007

A 42-year-old man who died after a head-on collision near New Plymouth last night was travelling on the bonnet of a car before the fatal crash, police said today.

Darin Paul Maxwell, 42, of New Plymouth, died when the black Mazda Lantis he was travelling on collided with another vehicle on State Highway 3, several kilometres southeast of the city, about 10pm.

The drivers of both vehicles remain in hospital in critical and serious condition, police said.

Witness accounts put Mr Maxwell on the bonnet of the Mazda at the time of the accident.

Detective Sergeant Greg Gray said police would not comment further on why he was on the bonnet of the car at this stage, but confirmed Mr Maxwell and the driver of the Mazda knew each other.

Police want to speak to anyone who saw the Mazda travelling between Inglewood and New Plymouth between 9.30pm and 10pm yesterday.

The accident happened near where SH3 intersects with Mangorei Rd.
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Lorelei Reply #47 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 07, 2007, 07:05:40 AM
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Is the bonnet the hood or the trunk? Not that it really matters, either place is a stupid place to try to ride.
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fixer Reply #48 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 07, 2007, 07:15:31 AM

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The bonnet is the hood. The trunk is the boot.
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Lorelei Reply #49 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 07, 2007, 07:18:19 AM
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I have persimmons.

Ah! Thank you.
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fixer Reply #50 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 07, 2007, 07:20:10 AM

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'Lock's minx

Anytime. British is the only language I translate fluently.  Blush
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Antero Reply #51 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 08, 2007, 01:33:23 PM
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Not your monkey.

I has a monkey
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The P.u.P.P Reply #52 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 08, 2007, 04:50:41 PM
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There are kangaroos in the world

Anytime. British is the only language I translate fluently.  Blush

It's not British... It's just non American. >_>
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Lady Malchav Reply #53 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 08, 2007, 08:10:50 PM

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When passengers noticed the fist-sized primate on the flight, they asked the man "if he knew he had a monkey on him", Ms Russell said.

 yeah
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Antero Reply #54 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 09, 2007, 07:04:44 PM
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Not your monkey.

Wienermobile Ticketed, Article Full of Puns
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DarthParadox Reply #55 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 09, 2007, 09:18:08 PM

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Hereditary Geek

That article is awesome.
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Antero Reply #56 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 17, 2007, 12:34:15 PM
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Not your monkey.

Sharks have genes for fingers, toes; Humanity completely fucked
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Wicked Reply #57 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 17, 2007, 02:37:06 PM

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So that's where politicians and salesmen come from.

I kid, I kid.  (Mostly.)
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Hundreds pose naked on shrinking Swiss glacier


Why do the Europeans get to have all the fun?  Angry
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Gudy Reply #59 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 20, 2007, 01:35:14 AM
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JC Chasez in a Dr Huxtable sweater

If you think that lying around on a big slab of ice is fun, you're even weirder than I thought. ;-)

Besides, the guy has done similar things the world over, so it's not as if Europeans have an exclusive license on mass nudity photo shoots.
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