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Tamsin Reply #400 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted November 24, 2008, 08:44:32 AM
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Massachusetts police find piano, tuned and ready to play, with bench in woods. No comment from Liberace.
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Malk Reply #401 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted November 24, 2008, 09:16:28 AM

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You know, I get the feeling that the police just ruined some guy's elaborately planned marriage proposal by seizing that piano...

...either that or some college kids got drunk and decided that there really needed to be a piano out in the woods...  I mean, who hasn't been drunk at a party and decided, en masse, that something absolutely *had* to be somewhere?  This is how my friend's motorcycle ended up on the balcony of his fifth-floor condo, and how another friend's sofa ended up on South Beach.
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Tamsin Reply #402 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted November 24, 2008, 03:27:42 PM
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Twice in one day, I know. But oh my god. So much awesome and so much hilarity.

Princeton aims to protect traditional sidewalk values from freshmen.

Best line? "The students emphasize that they are not "froshophobic" and that some of their best friends are freshmen".

Wow.
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Bunner Reply #403 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted November 25, 2008, 07:08:46 PM
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Not really amusing, nor partiuclarly bizarre, but it didn't really warrant its own thread, and I couldn't think of where else to put it.

Apparently, minerals have been evolving/diversifying/speciating, much like biological life, as well:

http://www.canada.com/topics/news/national/story.html?id=839b3ae1-264a-4e61-a6f5-d464d5f0f923

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A landmark scientific study co-authored by a Canadian geologist has identified a sudden explosion of mineral diversity after the emergence of life on Earth, and advanced a "revolutionary" theory that rocks have been evolving - much like plants and animals - throughout the planet's history.

Wouter Bleeker, an Ottawa-based researcher with the Geological Survey of Canada, is one of eight members of an international team whose theory of "mineral evolution" - the idea that many of the Earth's rocks are dynamic "species" which emerged and transformed over time, largely in concert with living things - is generating a major buzz in the global scientific community since its publication last week in a U.S. journal.

"The key message," Bleeker told Canwest News Service, "is how closely intertwined the mineral world is with life and biology." He said human teeth - with their key ingredient of apatite - are vivid reminders that the "seemingly static, inorganic" physical Earth should be viewed more like a "living organism" underpinning the biosphere.

But the new theory is also being hailed as a potential tool in the search for life on other planets since it offers new ways of perceiving the interactions between rocks and living things. Probes of distant planets should be seeking evidence of biological processes that may have shaped alien landscapes, the scientists contend.

The study, published in the latest edition of American Mineralogist, chiefly proposes a new way of understanding Earth's natural history and teaching the geosciences - particularly how plant processes have altered the planet's atmosphere and its rock chemistry, and how the rise of complex life forms with shells and skeletal features "irreversibly transformed Earth's surface mineralogy."

The research team, led by U.S. geologists Robert Hazen and Dominic Papineau of the Washington, D.C.-based Carnegie Institution, recounted how just 12 minerals are believed to have been present among the dust particles swirling through space at the dawn of planetary formation some five billion years ago.

As the materials that formed Earth "clumped" together and were subject to thermal pressures and other forces, the number of distinct minerals increased to about 250, the study says. Then, due to volcanic activity, plate tectonics and other processes that churned the surface of the planet before life emerged, the population of mineral "species" had grown to about 1,500 by four billion years ago.

That's when changes to ocean chemistry and atmospheric conditions, coupled with the emergence of life, sparked an unprecedented diversification of the world's minerals.

Among the best known examples of how living things transform the Earth's rock layers is limestone, which is accumulated from the dissolved shells of tiny marine creatures. But the new study provides the first comprehensive analysis of the multitude of rock-life interactions and documents how mineral evolution unfolded rapidly as life took hold early in the planet's history.

"Biochemical processes may thus be responsible, either directly or indirectly, for most of the Earth's 4,300 known mineral species," the study states.

"Mineral evolution is obviously different from Darwinian evolution-minerals don't mutate, reproduce or compete like living organisms," said Hazen in a statement announcing the study's findings. "But we found both the variety and relative abundances of minerals have changed dramatically over more than 4.5 billion years of Earth's history.

"For at least 2.5 billion years, and possibly since the emergence of life, Earth's mineralogy has evolved in parallel with biology," Hazen added. "One implication of this finding is that remote observations of the mineralogy of other moons and planets may provide crucial evidence for biological influences beyond Earth."

Stanford University geologist Gary Ernst is quoted in a Carnegie Institution summary of the study describing the research as "breathtaking" in its scope and adding that "the unique perspective presented in this paper may revolutionize the way Earth scientists regard minerals."

The study's proposed theory of mineral evolution is also highlighted in the latest edition of Nature as "an exciting concept that will do much to stimulate debate and enliven thinking in the usually staid field of mineralogy."
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stargazer2 Reply #404 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted December 08, 2008, 12:17:18 PM
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I don't go for entertainment news (especially tabloid-style gossip stuff, but rich irony of the headline as I was browsing Yahoo pulled me into this story.  I'm posting it here because I think the juxtaposition of the existence of the story, the topic of the story, and the links within the story is just incredibly funny in a pathetic sort of way. Jennifer Aniston calls public fascination with her life ridiculous
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Tamsin Reply #405 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted December 08, 2008, 02:32:12 PM
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*facepalm*

And that, right there, is why I never wanted to be a famous actress. It's terrifying. Unless, you know, you WANT that kind of focus on you.
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FireFly Reply #406 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted December 08, 2008, 07:59:58 PM

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Sometimes I wake up with my nose in the grass.

This happened near me! Some people are so stupid.

http://www.wisn.com/cnn-news/18214694/detail.html
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Lady Malchav Reply #407 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted December 10, 2008, 02:33:36 PM

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Aww, that's sad. Sad

The other day I stopped at the post office and there was a car with 3 beautiful Irish Wolf Hounds in the back seat, and the windows rolled all the way down.  I felt so bad for them.  I know they're not exactly delicate dogs, but still, it was, like, 25 degrees out here.
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So apparently, according to the FCC, the reason I stopped going to college has nothing at all to do with running out of money, and everything to do with the fact that I play WoW.
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Lady Malchav Reply #409 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted December 12, 2008, 03:50:09 PM

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Tonight's full moon is the brightest in 15 years.


And me without a camera.  Sad

I just went out to look.  It is truly beautiful out there right now.  Wish there was snow, though.
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Tonight's full moon is the brightest in 15 years.


And me without a camera.  Sad

I just went out to look.  It is truly beautiful out there right now.  Wish there was snow, though.

Ooo... thanks for the reminder! *goes to look at moon*
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Pixie Reply #411 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted December 12, 2008, 05:20:58 PM

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I NOTICED that. It's shining down on me through my window, and I called Ben over to look.

It's so pretty. It's interesting that it's something special. Smile
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MeowBerry Reply #412 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted December 12, 2008, 05:29:30 PM

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Darn, I walked around the block but I can't see the moon at all.
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It's cloudy and raining here. Sad
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Same here. I'm pretty sure I saw it in 1993 though... still *west coast comiseration*
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Anumati Reply #415 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted December 13, 2008, 01:02:59 AM
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Welcomed to the world... by Hello Kitty?
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Check out their website, it's awesome.
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Apparently gay penguins make good adoptive fathers.
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