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TGU Reply #60 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 30, 2007, 11:15:26 AM
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Vel Reply #61 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 30, 2007, 11:41:18 AM

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BELFAST, Northern Ireland - A Northern Ireland man bit his girlfriend's pet snake in half during a fight and remarked that it "tasted lovely," lawyers testified Friday.

Shane Cooke, a 33-year-old bricklayer, was arraigned in Belfast High Court on charges of assaulting his girlfriend, Coleen McGleenon, and fatally torturing her royal python Aug. 4.

McGleenon's lawyers said he headbutted her twice and picked up her pet, put it in his mouth, and threw its severed head at her. "Your snake tasted lovely," he was quoted as saying.

Cooke's lawyer, Adrian Higgins, said his client admitted both offenses and had attacked the snake because he knew his girlfriend loved it. He said Cooke, from the border village of Keady, had been consuming alcoholic drinks for several hours before the attack.

I kind of want to marry this man.
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Antero Reply #62 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted August 30, 2007, 01:22:06 PM
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Not your monkey.

His lawyer doesn't seem to be much help.
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fixer Reply #63 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 01, 2007, 11:24:42 AM

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I didn't want to start a whole thread for this, but it kinda borked my brain:

The state of Tennessee is trying to have its cake and eat it too.

Long story short, marijuana is completely illegal in Tennessee, but you still have to pay taxes on it. And I thought California's "wink wink nudge nudge" attitude toward pot was confusing.
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fixer Reply #64 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 05, 2007, 02:44:55 PM

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IMO this is even better than the fake crack.

ETA: damn double posts.
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Anumati Reply #65 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 06, 2007, 04:05:28 AM
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http://stuff.co.nz/4191951a4560.html

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Reuters | Thursday, 6 September 2007

Officials at Nepal's state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said.

Nepal Airlines, which has two Boeing aircraft, has had to suspend some services in recent weeks due the problem.

The goats were sacrificed in front of the troublesome aircraft on Sunday at Nepal's only international airport in Kathmandu in accordance with Hindu traditions, an official said.

"The snag in the plane has now been fixed and the aircraft has resumed its flights," said Raju K.C., a senior airline official, without explaining what the problem had been.

Local media last week blamed the company's woes on an electrical fault. The carrier runs international flights to five cities in Asia.

It is common in Nepal to sacrifice animals like goats and buffaloes to appease different Hindu deities.
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Gudy Reply #66 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 06, 2007, 08:01:07 AM
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Heh, I read that earlier today, and all I can say is that I hope I'll never have to fly with Nepal Airlines in my life...
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S*S Reply #67 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 06, 2007, 10:21:37 AM
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...Man, I love religious people. Sad
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Gudy Reply #68 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 07, 2007, 01:50:16 AM
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Antero Reply #69 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 18, 2007, 04:59:43 PM
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LIMA (AFP) - Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said Monday.
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Around midday Saturday, villagers were startled by an explosion and a fireball that many were convinced was an airplane crashing near their remote village, located in the high Andes department of Puno in the Desaguadero region, near the border with Bolivia.

Residents complained of headaches and vomiting brought on by a "strange odor," local health department official Jorge Lopez told Peruvian radio RPP.

Seven policemen who went to check on the reports also became ill and had to be given oxygen before being hospitalized, Lopez said.

Rescue teams and experts were dispatched to the scene, where the meteorite left a 100-foot-wide (30-meter-wide) and 20-foot-deep (six-meter-deep) crater, said local official Marco Limache.

"Boiling water started coming out of the crater and particles of rock and cinders were found nearby. Residents are very concerned," he said.
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Antero Reply #70 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 18, 2007, 05:02:35 PM
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Not your monkey.

Oh shit, make that 600 ill
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NoxEquites Reply #71 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 18, 2007, 05:22:14 PM

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Well that counts as bizarre. Poor villagers.
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S*S Reply #72 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 18, 2007, 05:30:08 PM
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...Holy shit.

That's... that's actually sort of awesome.
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Roder Reply #73 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 18, 2007, 06:22:50 PM
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That is directly Lovecraft. What story was it... The Colour out of Space, I think?
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Malk Reply #74 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 18, 2007, 06:35:21 PM

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As long as their dead don't get up and start walking around it's all good.
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thedrunkenmonkey Reply #75 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 18, 2007, 06:46:12 PM

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Heh, I read that earlier today, and all I can say is that I hope I'll never have to fly with Nepal Airlines in my life...

Yes, why bother with actual aircraft mechanics who can repair a vehicle when you can kill a goat?
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Antero Reply #76 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 18, 2007, 11:36:43 PM
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That is directly Lovecraft. What story was it... The Colour out of Space, I think?
Yep.

Not my favorite, really.  I'm a "Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath" boy.
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agc Reply #77 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 19, 2007, 12:04:04 AM

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Alternately, wasn't it "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"?

(Is it wrong that my first thought, upon seeing this earlier today, was "Oh man, I need to go to Peru right now"?)
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Scix Reply #78 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 19, 2007, 08:35:19 AM

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jabbaciv Reply #79 in Amusing or bizarre news items. — Posted September 20, 2007, 10:24:14 AM
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I don't know if this is amusing, bizarre, or awesome.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20070920.wlegs20/BNStory/specialScienceandHealth/home