We will worship like the DruidsDrinking strange, fermented fluidsRunning naked through the wo-odsIt's good enough for meAll the hunters start convergin'When Diana she's emergin'It's too bad she's still a virginYet there's hope enough for meLet's go worship Great CthulhuYou and me and Mr. SuluWe'll run naked like a ZuluAnd that's good enough for meWe went off to worship VenusBy the Gods! You should have seen usNow the Clinic has to screen usAnd that's good enough for meWe will go and worship IsisShe's so helpful in a crisisHope she hasn't raised her pricesFor she's good enough for meLet us all give praise to HermesHe will keep away the germiesWith his staff entwined with wormiesWhich is good enough for me