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Offline Bunner_Redux

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Re: Thread of Nifty Internet Things
« Reply #280 on: February 20, 2012, 02:31:34 PM »
The Real Old Time Rock and Roll Religion:

http://www.whitetreeaz.com/vintage/realotr.htm

A great many of these verse make me lulz.These in particular:

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We will worship like the Druids
Drinking strange, fermented fluids
Running naked through the wo-ods
It's good enough for me

All the hunters start convergin'
When Diana she's emergin'
It's too bad she's still a virgin
Yet there's hope enough for me

Let's go worship Great Cthulhu
You and me and Mr. Sulu
We'll run naked like a Zulu
And that's good enough for me

We went off to worship Venus
By the Gods! You should have seen us
Now the Clinic has to screen us
And that's good enough for me

We will go and worship Isis
She's so helpful in a crisis
Hope she hasn't raised her prices
For she's good enough for me

Let us all give praise to Hermes
He will keep away the germies
With his staff entwined with wormies
Which is good enough for me
Hatter: Have I gone mad?
Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

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Re: Thread of Nifty Internet Things
« Reply #281 on: February 20, 2012, 03:07:40 PM »
Ah, Joe Bethancourt.  I do enjoy that man. :)
If I could just reach orbit, then I'd be a wanted fan.
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I am on a podcast.  We talk about video games and stuff.

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Re: Thread of Nifty Internet Things
« Reply #282 on: February 21, 2012, 02:52:00 PM »
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Vaaaaammmpyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyre