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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1440 on: January 06, 2012, 04:15:54 AM »
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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1441 on: January 08, 2012, 04:57:58 PM »
The sunshine standoff in my living room yesterday morning:


BRING IT, CAT!



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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1442 on: January 08, 2012, 05:21:38 PM »
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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1443 on: January 08, 2012, 08:17:11 PM »
Eeeeeeee!  I didn't know they'd gotten caracals!
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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1444 on: January 09, 2012, 09:02:51 PM »
Eeeeeeee!  I didn't know they'd gotten caracals!

Well, apparently they did. Apparently, they were also very... Frisky.
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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1446 on: January 20, 2012, 10:31:53 PM »
I have no pictures, but arriving home from work last night, I was forced to pause at the end of the driveway, as there were four deer just... Hangin' out. In front of the house. So I just stared at them, and they stared at me, and then I said "Okay, you're majestic and beautiful and all, but I'm cold, hungry and tired, and that's when I hit the garage door button.

And it was like a little deer bomb exploded. Deer scattering everywhere.

This isn't actually an unusual occurrence, they're quasi-permanent residents.
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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1447 on: January 21, 2012, 05:04:46 AM »
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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1448 on: January 22, 2012, 10:17:12 AM »
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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1449 on: January 29, 2012, 05:38:31 AM »
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A Personal Tribute to Able Seacat Simon D.M., R.N.
Within the recorded History of England, there have been many stories and epitaphs written about our nations favourite pet, the cat. Amongst them, one stands out. A black and white tom, whose name was “Simon”. He alone, was the recipient of the animal equivalent of the “Victoria Cross” for bravery, that of the Dickin Medal awarded by the PDSA (Peoples Dispensary for Sick Animals).

Simon, a stray kitten, was rescued from Stonecutters Island in Hong Kong in May 1948 by one of the crew of HMS Amethyst, Ordinary Seaman George Hickinbottom. His destiny had, at that moment been sealed. On 20th April 1949 the Amethyst was on her way up the Yangtze River to relieve the Destroyer HMS Consort in Nanking. She was on her “lawful and peaceful occasions”. During the outrage of the attack on the ship that followed, “Simon” was knocked unconscious and seriously wounded. He sustained multiple shrapnel wounds, his whiskers burnt off and bleeding gashes on both his back legs. He was not expected to survive.

The gentle hands of one of his shipmates, retrieved him from the debris. Much to the relief of the crew, very gradually nature did her work and Simon recovered. This stalwart cat was back on parade. Nothing could have given our lads more pleasure and boosted their moral, than to see him on his daily inspections of his ship and to have had him curl up, purring, on their hammocks.

The special comfort he gave to those that were sick or injured during the long and desperate months that followed cannot be forgotten. Respect for him grew with his daily duty to protect the dwindling food supply from the ever present threat of rats. Although recovering from his wounds, he never tired in the grim struggle, to clear his ship of vermin. Someone on board the Amethyst, was heard to say “that cat deserves a medal”. How prophetic this turned out to be!

The exploits of this valiant cat became public news here at home in England. Many a letter was written, enquiring after the health of Simon, even tins of Sardines, which were his favourite, were sent to him. Simon came home, with his ship to England. I was taken by my Grandfather to see Amethyst on her arrival in Devonport and to meet Simon. At only four years old, whilst in Quarantine, on November the 28th 1949 Simons spirit, slipped quietly away to sea. He was buried in The PDSA Animal Cemetery at Ilford.


IN MEMORY OF
"SIMON"
SERVED IN
H.M.S. AMETHYST
MAY 1948 - SEPTEMBER 1949
AWARDED DICKIN MEDAL
AUGUST 1949
DIED 28TH NOVEMBER 1949.
THROUGHOUT THE YANGTZE INCIDENT
HIS BEHAVIOUR WAS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1450 on: February 09, 2012, 02:28:16 AM »
Tell me this doesn't look kinda like a live-action Disney flick about the importance of friendship and how everybody's different and that's okay.

Or, y'know, just squeal at the cute.

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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1451 on: February 09, 2012, 08:13:17 AM »
Unusual pairings of critters, particularly young ones, make for an interesting study on nature vs nurture, I think. Even more interesting when you combine cases like that, with the cases where mothering instinct seems to override all logic. *points to a case he saw of a crow mothering a stray kitten, or the cat mothering a baby squirrel*

I'm not so convinced that critters - mammals and avians in particular - are as biologically hard-wired as we've led ourselves to believe.
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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1452 on: February 13, 2012, 10:22:40 PM »
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1453 on: February 28, 2012, 12:47:50 AM »
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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1454 on: March 07, 2012, 12:53:36 PM »
D'aww.



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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1455 on: March 07, 2012, 02:13:22 PM »
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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1456 on: March 14, 2012, 09:53:29 PM »
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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1457 on: March 14, 2012, 11:14:57 PM »
Maybe I have a morbid mind, but I kept expecting the dog to go apeshit and try to take the kid's hand off.
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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1458 on: March 15, 2012, 07:24:11 PM »
I'll see the puppy with prosthetic and raise you a squirrel in a cast:

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Re: Warning: Thread contains cute fuzzy things
« Reply #1459 on: March 21, 2012, 01:06:44 PM »
Hedgies are awesome!
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