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goo    Topic opened April 03, 2008, 04:00:42 PM
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You are Too my Monkey

Detective Milnes smells like onions and has little regard for personal space.

He's fat and balding, with a bad comb-over and sweat stains that seem to spontaneously erupt all over his shirt whenever he gets excited, which is often.

Detective Jacobson, on the other hand, is clean-cut and wears an unoffensive aftershave. He has short-cropped blond hair and spectacular posture. Compared to Milnes he's just about the most calm, reasonable person you've ever met in your life.

It's a weird version of good cop/bad cop, but even though you're aware of it, the onion breath seems to be doing its job and you find yourself a lot more talkative whenever Milnes leaves the room to attend to some "errand."

Milnes is clearly getting more and more frustrated.

"There were over 150 people in that town," Milnes says, his phlegmatic voice cracking. "Half of 'em we found dead, the other half disappeared. This doesn't happen without answers. I know you have answers, 'cause you're the only people still alive, which leads me to conclude that if you don't start coming clean, you're all hiding something. Enough about spirits and shamans and all that crap. Tell me what happened, or you're all being charged with conspiracy, kid-napping, and I don't know how many counts of homicide. Let's start at the beginning again."

He stands back up, resting his hands on the back of the wooden chair in front of him.

"You were all at the diner when you heard about the first murder. What happened next?"
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S*S Reply #1 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 05:28:26 PM
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Robert Iñupiaq sits, his face buried in his hands. His shoulders rises and fall rhythemically, as if he's shaking.

"I already fucking told you!" he says, desperately, his voice muffled by his hands. His hands drop to the table, and he stares back up at the smelly, bald detective. "I already fucking told you..." he says, sniffling just a little.

His normally unusual and attractive half-inuit, half fuck-knows-what-else, possibly-a-little-asian-somewhere features are marred by the slight tingue of redness around his eyes, and a large gouge mark of some kind, going down his forehead and across his cheek. He's bleeding from both that, and another graze just below his lip. His face is filthy. His thick, fur-line jacket is dark purple and scuffed and filthy.

"Look, I know this sounds like Ive been hitting the toak pipe too often, but why the fuck would I lie? I mean, wouldn't I pick a better lie, if it wanted to look good?"

He shakes his long hair down in front of him so that he can hide his face, and lowers his head against the table, not making eye contact with anyone.

"I was just... I was just, sitting, ok? I was sitting in the Johnson's diner, and I was talking to Kevin... he's one of Mr Johnson's kids... and we were talking about the best way to roll a cigarette. Or hell, I was setting the guy straight about it. And we're just bullshittin', you know? He's bitching about the town and about Alaska, and Im telling him this theory I have about how your physical place in the world doesn't matter, cause... look, doesn't matter, point is: it's just like any other fuckin' day, ok?"

Robert exhales, rubbing his forehead.

"Are you sure I can't have a cigarette? So, then Bobby runs in, lookin' like he's just seen... a travelling caravan of ghosts, ok? And he's yelling about how there's been a murder, and at this point, all Im thinking is that it's a little early in the day for drinking. And I tell him that, I yell it at him, and I kinda smile and wave him over to our table."
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machiavelli33 Reply #2 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 05:36:00 PM
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Not your typical chinaman.

Tom wasn't paying much attention to it when the words first ran through his ears.

He looks up from his newspaper and gives the person who had relayed the news a look, like he'd just told Tom that he'd been cursed by the sky fairy Twinklemabobble.
He holds this look on him for five long seconds that pass a little too quickly for Tom's comfort, and goes back to his paper and coffee.

Then he decided he wasn't happy to hear this news.

Murder and investors never mixed well.  When people die, opportunities tend to boil and scab up like so much bacon fat on a frying pan.  And in the middle of a frozen dump like Alaska, the effects were bound to be multiplied by tenfold, fifteenfold.

Tom generally isn't an overly happy person.  He isn't an unhappy person either.  Rather than being either thing, Tom tends to simply -be-.  He finds it easier to sell that way when he's in a position to tip either way.  What he has been, as of late, is irritable.  Snow and subzero temperatures isn't good for bald heads and clean-shaven faces, and there are days when even his extra-fluffy furry hooded snow jacket wasn't enough to keep the gnawing cold from grinding constantly against his scalp and chin.

Murder on the ice.  Christ.

Either way, he was indoors, he had coffee, and about....a third of a croissandwich left to go.  At least for the time being, he was going to be alright.

He gives the person who relayed the grim news another look to see if they're serious about the news, decides that the person is, and says, "Alright, one second."

He flips out his cell phone and calls his state-side secretary.
"Hi.  Dora, its me.  I'm gonna be out here for a couple more days.  Forward all my messages to my PDA, will you?  Thanks."  

He hangs up and with a mildly resigned expression, sets the phone down on the table and looks back up at the person who gave him the news.

It just so happens that his expression is exactly the same expression he gives Detectives Milnes and Jacobson as they stare him down.

He doesn't mind the yelling Inuit just yet.
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goo Reply #3 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 05:45:52 PM
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"Sheriff Mulroney's called a town meeting at the school. S'gonna start in 5 minutes," the young teen says, before quickly ducking back out of the door, letting the screen-door slam behind him.

The other occupants of the diner, namely the cook, Mira Johnson, the waitress, Jenny Johnson, Kevin Johnson, and Jake Smith, one of the miners all look at each other.

"I reckon we should probably head over there," Jenny says. "I won't kick y'all out if you don't wanna leave, but we'll make up a new meal for yah if you wanna come back afterwards."
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S*S Reply #4 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 05:58:49 PM
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Robert mulls over the message the boy gave, and considers his options.

On one hand, he's currently sitting very comfortably, with his feet up on the table in the type of ultra-relaxing posture that it's hard to ever acheive deliberately, no matter how much thought you put into it- and he puts a lot of thought into just those kind of conundrums. He's drinking a particularly delicious mocha latte, and he's holding a perfectly rolled cigarette that he just demonstrated for his good buddy Kevin. Just thirty seconds ago, he claimed that he wasn't going to move "for nothin' or no man", and if you can't trust your own word, just who can you trust?

On the other hand, events of note are few and far between here, and maybe the meeting will be interesting. He turns to Kevin.

"Ehhh, I dunno. Think there's actually been a murder? Are you gonna go?" he asks, lazily.
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goo Reply #5 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 06:01:10 PM
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Johnny: "Well shit... yeah, I think so. Nothin' round here actually happens that's interesting, and well... don'tchyou kinda want to know who it was?" Kevin says.
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machiavelli33 Reply #6 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 06:05:54 PM
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Not your typical chinaman.

Tom gathers up his messenger bag and goes, swallowing the rest of his crossandwich and his coffee at the same time like someone who'd spent a lot of his lifetime rushing through meals that's consisted of crossandwiches with scalding coffee on the side so that he could get on the road and get to a meeting about someone who's been killed in a snow-covered shithole wasteland.

Except without the murder, the snow-covered shithold wasteland, or the scalding coffee, but it was too late to decide that he actually liked having feeling in his tongue.
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goo Reply #7 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
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Mach: The world is a cold, shitty place.

You seem to recall that once, long ago, you visited places that were warm and comfortable, where you could walk freely outside without having to worry that if you did so for too long that you'd likely die, or at the very least, need some kind of scrotal transplant.

But those must have been false memories or dreams, because here the cold is ever-pervasive, freezing every little nerve in your body and shutting down the parts or your brain that remember things like "warmth" and "nice."

How people live in this shit, you have no idea.

You see a few small groups heading down the long drag that makes up the only real street in town, towards an old-fashioned looking schoolhouse.
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S*S Reply #8 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 06:14:34 PM
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Robert frowns. He slowly does the math. There's not very many people in this town, which means that if this really was a murder and not that washed up sheriff or his dickless deputy stumbling across someones hunting kill and getting over excited, there's a good chance he knew them.

He emits a sound somewhere between a laugh and a snort. "Like it's actually a murder! Mulroney probably found a dead moose, and figured it was a murder because it looked like family to him. But... yeah, you're right. Let's saddle up." he murmurs, dramatically.

He swings his feet over the top of his coffee cup, rises to the floor. He bends down, scratching the wolf lying sleepily at his feet, just above it's collar. "C'mon, Killer Lobo! To the school!"

The big wolf rises, with a yawn. It nuzzles his hand, affectionately, and makes a placid, puppy-like yelp. Robert smiles.

"If you're a good boy, and you don't eat too many people on the way over there, Ill give you a schmacko biscuit when we get back, ok? Ok!"

He shoulders his backpack and heads off towards the door.
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goo Reply #9 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 06:17:34 PM
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Johnny: It's cold, and shitty. Normal, basically.

People on converging on the schoolhouse.
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S*S Reply #10 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 06:19:39 PM
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Robert pulls his jacket tighter around him, and fastens up his gloves. He shivers.

"Kind of a warm snap we've been having, isn't it?"

He wanders along, keeping pace with Kevin, Killer Lobo trailing close behind.
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machiavelli33 Reply #11 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 06:24:26 PM
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Not your typical chinaman.

Tom sees and begins to follow the crowd towards the schoolhouse, his feet crunching in the hard and completely unmelted snow.

Three feet into his journey the cold slaps him a dry one across the face and he shudders heavily before remembering to pull his hood back up over his head.

He tries to remember what he was thinking ever coming out here, and for not the first time in his life, he thinks he sees the bottom of the barrel.

"It can't get worse than this."
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goo Reply #12 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 06:34:28 PM
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Johnny and Mach: You pile into the schoolhouse which is packed full of people, allowing you only some room against one the back walls to stand.

Even then, you can tell several people are missing. There are roughly 90 people packed into the small building, and there are a number more people who live in the town.

"I think that's everybody who's coming," The sheriff says from his place behind the lectern at the front of the room. "Looks like some people opted to stay home, and I can't say I blame 'em. Now, I'll take any questions y'all have at the end, after I've described what we know so far. Onea the kids found a bucket of bones, seemingly left out like it was supposed to be thrown away. She told her teacher, and he called me over. I figured at first it was just someone too lazy to properly dispose of something they hunted, but it didn't take long to figure out that the bones were human."

There's an uproar of people asking questions and voicing concern to each other. The sheriff gives some time for the crowd to shout, then raises up a hand to quiet them down.

"We don't know who the bones belong to yet, but we've already sent some samples off to Anchorage to be tested, and we've authorized the boys over at the lab to have a look over 'em as well. I promise I'll keep you all updated as we learn more information. Now, any questions?"
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machiavelli33 Reply #13 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 06:38:23 PM
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Tom keeps his lip shut for a few minutes and settles into looking nonchalantly miserable for the duration of those few minutes.
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Robert raises his hand. He had every intention of screeching "Why won't someone think of the CHILDREN?", but when the Sheriff looked at him, at the last moment he decides to ask:

"Who'd you say found 'em? How old were the bones, anyway? Like all crumbly, or still... meaty? Nothin' on 'em that'd tell who it was?"
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goo Reply #15 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 06:46:07 PM
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Johnny: "One of the children from town. The parents've asked that we don't disclose who it was, and we'll respect that. The bones were fresh, no more than a day old or so, but they were stripped completely clean. Hopefully we'll hear back in a few days with something useful. Until then, unless someone has anything to report, anything suspicious they heard or saw, I don't have anything more to add."

He looks around the room to see if anyone feels inclined to volunteer any information.
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machiavelli33 Reply #16 in The Long Night — Posted April 03, 2008, 06:48:57 PM
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"Where'd you find them?"  Tom suddenly calls from his little spot on the wall.
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