I was looking through my posts to see if I posted a picture, and I was laughing at some of the things I said. It made me feel good, so I figured I'd share one of the funny ones. I invite people to do the same. Smiling is awesome

http://zetachannel.com/chatter/conversational-oddities-redux/msg369975/#msg369975

Rev: why can't I ever look into the forum without seeing something about your man junk?

S*S: It's sorta like how you can see the great wall of china from space

Rev: I'd believe that!
because of this http://www.snopes.com/science/greatwall.asp

S*S: ...
Fuck you, and fuck your facts

Rev: With your debunked penis?

Revolutionary Bonus: Afterburn for S*S. Take time to make your life sweeter all you can, people!

Took me a bit to find this one. The search feature on Zeta brought up bupkiss and google kept giving me archived pages.

Some of the arms aren't visible Bunner cause they're under other people and groping naughty bits! Same with the heads!

Truth of the matter is that it was 15 people.

17 arms are due to the fact that:
Susy has got her hands wrapped firmly around Jerry's thighs. (2 arms) Jerry has his arms crossed in front of him, but has his back to the door. (2 arms still) Bob is completely under the covers going down on Jessie, none of Bob is visible. (Still 2 arms) Jessie's arms are flailing in the air because she's dramatic like that. (4 arms) Jose is in the fetal position with only one arm visible from behind Jessie. (5 arms) Queen Nadia and Sally's arms are both visible. (9 arms) George is jacking off with one hand over Stacy's head, the other hand is behind his back, smacking his own ass. (10 arms) Stacey's holding her hair back out of her face because cum is sticky stuff!(12 arms) Angello is on all fours behind Laticia, so all you can really see is like, his ass and two legs and one shoulder and part of his arm. (13 arms). Laticia has her back to the door, but is holding Angello's head between her breasts, so we can't really see her arms either. (still 13 arms) Gregory and Maria are in a 69 postion, so we can sorta make out all of their arms. (17 arms) Poor Rudolph just couldn't take it anymore and is jacking off facing a corner. (Still 17 arms)

26 legs:
We can't see any of Bob (-2 legs). Susy's legs aren't visible behind Jerry. (-4 legs)



Only 11 heads are visible because:
Susy is rimming Jerry and his bottom is a bit large.(-1 head) Bob has his head between Jessie's thighs while under a blanket.(-2 heads) Jose is in the fetal position behind Jessie because Angello just accidentally kneed him in the nuts.(-3 heads) Queen Nadia is lying with her head hanging upside down off the bed while getting eaten out by Sally because someone told her the increased blood flow to her head would make the orgasm stronger.(-4 heads)

14 seperate sets of genitalia*:
This is only an assumption since we can't see Bob to verify that he has any.


I should have Majored in Orgy Math.

You want me to pick one? But everything I say is sublime genius. It's like trying to find a needle in a stack of sharp, beautiful needles.

Then do us a favor and stick your face in there to pick a winner!

~edited to keep on topic

http://zetachannel.com/sandbox/favorite-personal-posts/msg379629/#msg379629

Quote from: S*S on Today at 05:20:03 AM

    You want me to pick one? But everything I say is sublime genius. It's like trying to find a needle in a stack of sharp, beautiful needles.


Then do us a favor and stick your face in there to pick a winner!