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Tamsin    Topic opened May 06, 2008, 07:31:26 PM
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I can take 16.

So, how many could YOU take?
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Bunner Reply #1 in How many five year olds could you take in a fight? — Posted May 06, 2008, 07:34:38 PM
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*shakes his head* Despicable. Just despicable.
Fighting with children. Make love, not war! ....Er....


Edit: An entire public school classroom, apparently. 30.
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Tamsin Reply #2 in How many five year olds could you take in a fight? — Posted May 06, 2008, 07:36:07 PM
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So how many, Bunner?

I'm guessing between 12 and 19.
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Bunner Reply #3 in How many five year olds could you take in a fight? — Posted May 06, 2008, 07:37:49 PM
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I'm not sure why it's so high. *shrugs*

To be perfectly honest, my money's on the kids.
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Sean Reply #4 in How many five year olds could you take in a fight? — Posted May 06, 2008, 07:38:33 PM
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Tyst Reply #5 in How many five year olds could you take in a fight? — Posted May 06, 2008, 07:39:04 PM
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Lol... it says i can take on 28 of the little sh... darlings
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Bunner Reply #6 in How many five year olds could you take in a fight? — Posted May 06, 2008, 07:42:26 PM
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Why do you hate the children? Children are the future.
DO YOU HATE HE FUTURE?! DO YOU?!!
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25. I personally feel it should be more.
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22. Huh. I doubt I have enough energy to take on 22 five year olds at hopscotch, much less in a fight.

With the energy of that many little kids you could probably power a medium-sized city.
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Vel Reply #9 in How many five year olds could you take in a fight? — Posted May 06, 2008, 07:51:49 PM
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30. So inaccurate. Especially if they all start biting. Sad
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Sanya Reply #10 in How many five year olds could you take in a fight? — Posted May 06, 2008, 07:52:35 PM
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julia Reply #11 in How many five year olds could you take in a fight? — Posted May 06, 2008, 08:07:33 PM
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25! I have the tendency to lie/forget the truth, though, so probably less.
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I have long arms, and assuming that 5 year olds are actually trying hurt/kill me, I would have no scruples. I would be sorry afterwards, but...
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sporkalicious Reply #13 in How many five year olds could you take in a fight? — Posted May 06, 2008, 08:19:05 PM
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I'm kind of sad that it isn't a nice round number.



I was thinking that they are overly optimistic, but you just might be able to pick one of them up by the ankles and swing them in a circle, knocking over the others.

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They may be faster than zombies, but they also have sense.
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26. Not bad!
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Haha, I was going to say that it's a lot easier to pick one kid up and use him as a club, but that's actually an option in there. Awesome.

And as a result, I can take out 25 kids in a fight. It'd be more if I was in better shape and had more experience.
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julia Reply #16 in How many five year olds could you take in a fight? — Posted May 06, 2008, 08:31:46 PM
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What about teh Ogre? Hopefully he's child-friendly, these days...
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34 - apparently due to my size and lack of compassion for teh tiny children. If they were puppies, though...
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My short stumpy arms and lack of training and experience are made up for in my total lack of a moral compass in regards to five year old children.

ETA: Hehe, I forgot to mention, my number is only 20.  Stupid, short and stumpy arms...
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Apparently, even with no training I can man-handle 28 crotch sniffers.  Or 10 medium sized dogs.  I've always wanted an excuse to beat the shit out of a large group of small podlings... my only question would be if I get to choose who is in the swarm or not.  If I knew them personally, I think I could take down 40.
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