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Re: lol, craigslist.
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2010, 07:08:32 AM »
Hahahahahaha
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Re: lol, craigslist.
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2010, 01:00:00 PM »
Flagged for removal... anyone still have it in their cache?
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Re: lol, craigslist.
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2011, 05:08:06 AM »
Not me, I swear.
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Re: lol, craigslist.
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2011, 10:52:17 AM »
...What the hell are those donuts in the top right? They look absolutely godlike. I know the top left are Krispy Kreme, and the ones in the bottom left could be any supermarket brand, but I've never seen those other ones and I want to know them. In the Planescape/Githzerai sense. Or possibly the bibical sense.
« Last Edit: February 07, 2011, 10:54:25 AM by S*S »
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Re: lol, craigslist.
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2011, 11:28:16 AM »
The upper right doughnuts look like fairly typical cake doughnuts with icing on to me... Something you could get at Dunkin Donuts or Top Pot or similar. :)

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Re: lol, craigslist.
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2011, 11:31:27 AM »
Leaving aside for the moment that this person is apparently making their New Years' resolutions in late May, I think we should all take a moment to reflect on how few of us truly recoprocate our feelings for our partners, and how immensely fortunate that is.
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Re: lol, craigslist.
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2011, 05:10:17 PM »
...that would mean ...  to  ... poop again?
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Re: lol, craigslist.
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2011, 08:08:24 PM »
...that would mean ...  to  ... poop again?

Pooping back and forth, forever?

I dunno man, I just hope it was a pun rather than a typo, or that lady is going to be... disappointed.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2011, 08:12:56 PM by 007bistromath »
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Re: lol, craigslist.
« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2011, 07:11:52 PM »
I spent quite some time trying to decipher the picture on the right. I had finally settled on it being some bizarre photoshop with a kind of boob-penis made of light, and a gaping, filthy anus, perhaps representing a naive alien's understanding of our reproductive cycle.

Then I figured out that it was upside-down.

Furthermore, "a boat or something."

[Edited by staff: NSFW pictures don't get attached except in NF. Sorry, but them's the rules. Feel free to put it in a link or something.]
« Last Edit: June 13, 2011, 07:44:18 PM by Kyle J Cardoza »
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Re: lol, craigslist.
« Reply #31 on: June 13, 2011, 07:30:56 PM »
wow, thanks for the NSFW warning there, Bistro.
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Re: lol, craigslist.
« Reply #32 on: December 31, 2011, 12:56:37 AM »
I saw this thread title in the "strictly platonic" section, and originally clicked on it to flag it down.

Wound up nominating for best-of. It's funny how things turn out.
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