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UGH. Months old mold Moldy blender!

Stop being a wuss and clean it!
16 (72.7%)
Kill it! Kill it with fire! (replace it cause it's a stupid cheapo blender)
6 (27.3%)
Urinal Number Crucial (null vote to feel involved)
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 22

Author Topic: Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing  (Read 669 times)

Offline Count PuPPula

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Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing
« on: July 15, 2011, 12:49:03 PM »
Guys, this is serious. This is life and death. This is the REAL world, and I'm gonna take it by the handle bars and ride the hell out it!

Seriously, this blender is really lame.
Vaaaaammmpyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyre

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Re: Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2011, 12:54:13 PM »
This poll has no option for people who hate null options. I am offended. >:(
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Re: Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2011, 12:58:39 PM »
Yes. Yes you are.
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Re: Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2011, 01:08:44 PM »
Bleach is your friend, PuPP. :D Try making a bleach-and-mold slushy, and that will kill everything! And then rinse out the blender with something close to boiling water! And then rinse it again! And then wash it with soap! And rinse it again!

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Re: Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2011, 01:12:19 PM »
I think Cytherea is right on the money here.
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Re: Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2011, 02:27:46 PM »
Fire solves everything.

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Re: Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2011, 04:32:08 PM »
Is it glass or plastic?

Also, do the slushy thing, but at some point disassemble it as completely as you can. The gasket's probably mouldy too.
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Re: Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2011, 05:12:04 PM »
You might want to see if you can buy it a new gasket though - I seem to remember it's hard to get all the mold off those.  Besides which, if it's old, it might leak, encouraging future Moldy Blender Syndrome.

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Re: Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2011, 05:41:08 PM »
1. soap. 2. boiling water. 3. bleach. 4. disassemble. 5. dishwasher. 6. ??? 7. profit!
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Re: Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2011, 05:52:33 PM »
I was at Value Village the other day and saw that they had about a dozen different blender pitcher assemblies without the motor part. I wondered how often someone would want to buy one of those on its own, but this may be one of those times.
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Re: Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2011, 06:28:58 PM »
If you can afford a new blender, throw this one away and forever after, disassemble and wash (and allow to thoroughly dry) and reassemble your blender each and every time you use it.
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Re: Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2011, 09:29:23 PM »
PuPP, you're too awesome to be defeated by a moldy blender.

You kick that thing's ass and tell us about it!
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Re: Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2011, 10:43:11 PM »
FIRE SOLVES EVERYTHING! KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

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Re: Moldy Blender Poll: The Crucialing
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2011, 12:29:50 AM »
If you can afford a new blender, throw this one away and forever after, disassemble and wash (and allow to thoroughly dry) and reassemble your blender each and every time you use it.

*points* What the smart lady said!
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