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Lorelei Reply #120 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted March 27, 2008, 08:08:17 AM
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I have persimmons.
I taught a young lady named Pepsi.....(she's now legally changed her name to Caitlin)
She has siblings named Cola, Budweiser and Scottish Wine.... (the were all in foster care cause mom was not all there.)
Good kids....just odd names.
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Pixie Reply #121 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted March 27, 2008, 09:41:49 AM
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Allowing for nicknames, at least, Cole, Buddy and Scott got off easier than Pepsi. Smile
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Narcissa Reply #122 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted March 27, 2008, 11:50:59 AM
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Quote from: TGU on March 26, 2008, 01:33:28 PM
And I can't believe nobody's mentioned Frank Zappa and his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit yet.

For what it's worth (and for some unknowable reason), I absolutely love the name Dweezil.  When I first heard it I thought "WHOA! COOL!" (as small children do).  I then proceeded to have a crush on Dweezil Zappa.  To this day I still adore the name, and may name a pet that someday...
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TGU Reply #123 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted April 10, 2008, 01:16:20 PM
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One of the girls on the Print my last year there had the first name of Brandy-Marie.  Her middle name was Anna-Lisa.

TOO MANY HYPHENS.
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Crystal Reply #124 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted April 10, 2008, 05:49:33 PM
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Adorkable.
just wait.  I bet she gets married and wants to hyphenate her last name, too.
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Mikaiten Reply #125 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted August 10, 2008, 02:55:47 PM
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Had to resurrect this topic to tell people of a highschool friend who recently named her kid Love-Leigh.  Sick

Another friend named her boy Ehren. Not bad, in itself, just a bitch to spell. I think it must have been her husband's idea, since I distinctly recall many conversations from our early years about how shitty it was to have a name that could easily be misspelled.
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TGU Reply #126 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted August 10, 2008, 05:12:00 PM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"
One of my mom's friends is named Poni.

The choir director at my church is Tuesday.
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Narcissa Reply #127 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted August 10, 2008, 05:26:01 PM
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Some names are just bad/don't make sense with their titles.  Like Dr. Bushyhead.
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Mikaiten Reply #128 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted August 10, 2008, 05:31:32 PM
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Did anyone else read about the kid who took her parents to court just to change her name?

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2008/07/24/talula-nz-name.html?ref=rss
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Black Lace Reply #129 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted August 10, 2008, 05:55:44 PM
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My cousin named her son Pearson-Strummer. Pearson for Lester B. Pearson, and Strummer for the guy from Clash.

It took a whole lot of will power not to catch a train to Toronto and slap her. -_-
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Micahputer Reply #130 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted August 10, 2008, 09:13:23 PM
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After reading that article, maybe I should reconsider naming my kid "James Poseidon."
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da chicken Reply #131 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted August 11, 2008, 12:29:34 AM
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It's a joke. Laugh.
One of my high school classmates was named Justin Case.  I have no idea what his parents were thinking.  There was also a girl names Jessy James.
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Jooki! Reply #132 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted August 11, 2008, 12:59:15 AM
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Jessy James for a young lady is rather attractive, I think. *Amelia Neptune is an outright sexy, rock and roll name and I wish I could meet a girl with that name!*

I went to schoool with a Justin Thyme. There is a doctor in town whose sign reads "Dr. U.O. Kavu"... which I always grin at as I pass.

I have a friend whose middle name is her first spoken word: "Metoo"
Another friend whose middle name is YaYa! I feel it really suits her, too, though I feel for her brother: YoYo

When I lived in Hamilton there was a listing in the phone book for Phuc Lam Wong. I remember my sister saying he couldn't be Scottish cuz they know how to phh.... well, y'know

e.t.a.*
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stargazer2 Reply #133 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted August 14, 2008, 12:33:30 PM
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I used to type for a pediatrician whose last name was Tickle.  I guess if I was a kid, it'd be better than Dr. Hertz. 
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Sanya Reply #134 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted August 14, 2008, 12:51:33 PM
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A friend of mine's sister named her son Paxton Andronicus. I'm not sure why I'm mentioning it here, because I think it ROCKS.

Seriously, try saying it out loud. Then preface it with "Yes, I am..."
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Scix Reply #135 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted August 15, 2008, 06:12:43 AM
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Does he know Agador Spartacus?
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Black Lace Reply #136 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted August 16, 2008, 11:02:07 AM
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Paxton Andronicus. That's freakin' sweet! Could I use that name in my book? XD
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Sanya Reply #137 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted August 17, 2008, 12:45:08 PM
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Put on your skates; its Roller-Jihad!
I say go for it! The rest of the kids names are similar, Braxton, Trixton, etc...
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Malk Reply #138 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted August 20, 2008, 06:38:20 PM
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So, a kid came to withdraw from school today.  Her name legal name?  Pebbles.  As in Fred and Wilma's child.  The last name makes it even MORE awesome, but I can't post that for obvious legal reasons.
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Narcissa Reply #139 in Ridiculously Awful Baby Names — Posted October 31, 2008, 02:08:04 AM
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I have just discovered the BEST WEBSITE KNOWN TO ALL MANKIND.

http://www.babyzone.com/babynames/nameinventor.asp

It has boy names, girl names, and gender neutral names.

And I am now set on naming all of my future children Lburkiney.  That will be the middle name.  For a girl, I think I will take their suggestion of Rinnng.  And for a boy, Brlanana.  If I ever get bored of the middle name Lburkiney, I would like to name a boy Coma Cold, as per the suggestion of the baby namer.
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